A girl has been critically injured after the chair she was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair fragments into her rear with devastating consequences.
The girl, a resident of Xiamen in China’s Fujian province, was sat using her computer when the chair she was sitting on exploded.
She was quickly taken to hospital, and in emergency surgery doctors recovered a dozen screws and fragments of plastic from her flesh.
Though severely injured and barely conscious, her condition is now stable.
Just why the chair exploded is not recorded, but the previous case of a boy killed by a similar explosion indicates the likely cause – the boy, also Chinese, was killed when a manufacturing defect caused the gas cylinder in the chair to explode, propelling sharp parts into his rectum and causing him to bleed to death before help could arrive..
A number of other cases of Chinese chairs exploding are also recorded – dubious standards of manufacturing in such chairs has the unfortunate side effect of turning them into potential death traps, capable of exploding with considerable force and projecting the cylinder and parts of the chair into the vulnerable rear of anyone unfortunate enough to be so seated when the chair goes off.
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Everything made in china eventually explodes, this is the law of nature, china is the only country that cares enough about natural selection to help it along, but heres the good news, if all of china gets worse all of china will die. If however natural selection works and only the stupid chinese die, the rest of the chinese with common sence will ultimately turn the state of china around,
So either way the problem solves itself with time, like the hunger games or something.
You could say the whole ordeal has left her…*put’s on sunglasses* Butt-hurt…
YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Poor kid.
I really feel bad for her.
This is just wrong.
That’s why I have my computer near my bed, so i don’t need a chair and my ass is safe.
“A number of other cases of Chinese chairs exploding are also recorded”
waaa 😮
good thing i have a 4 legged wooden chair
Panty!
Yes, Stocking?
Did you fart again?
操你们日本人的老妈，歪曲历史
I am so glad I sit on the kind of plastic chair you’d typically find in a school.
no i’m sitting on “made in chine” chair. is my butt safe?
Once again, China’s population: around 1.4 billion. US’s: I think it was around 300 million. Not to mention China is still modernizing smaller cities. How do you expect quality control to keep track of probably several million factories? Does anyone have any clue how many chairs have been exported? Probably billions? And how many explosions have you heard of…?
(Let’s say there were 10000. Nice big, round number. Let’s say 1 billion chairs exported. That comes to 0.001%. And I imagine 1 billion exports is a fairly low estimate…)
Wooden stools. Problem solved.
erm..ouch.
When I bought my chair, the seller accented that the pressurized canister was made in France, that above it is a metal plate, and that it’s dangerous to tamper/customize. Man, now I realize what great info he’s been telling me.
Great! Osama will just a buy a million of these and spread them all across the government… Much much cheaper, undetected, and causes more pain.
because their cheaper than oil filled struts.
In the first place… WTF was a gas cylinder doing doing in the chair in the first place?!
Fuck im screwed… I bought mine from Office Depot for $25 and its made in china…. but its such a nice chair! It reclines and has armrests and everything 🙁
Going to suck when it blows up my asshole.
chinese really wants to fuck you up.
sucks to be chinese
Checks the chair:
Made in Italy
2000/10
Controllo test
23121 B
My response: phew…. Thank god..
it probably has parts that were made in chinee and assembled in italistan…
In comunist china, chair break you.
^ That made me laugh.
Ahaha, enough with this blatant China-bashing! xD
The debris must smell nice.
These types of things always makes me wary when sitting on those types of chairs.
Why is there BLOOD on the PILLOW?
WTF? Exploding chairs? How is this even possible? oO
Good thing i got an executive chair made of leather and wood, no cheap plastic office chair. Its more expensive, but wont break as fast as plastic ones. And it wont explode…
that's a gas strut.. 90% of the chairs that you are all sitting on ( that are not made of wood) have these gas struts that are made in china. even the $300 managers chairs have the same gas strut.
want to avoid this? when you go and buy a chair tell them that you only want one with a oil filled strut. ofcourse ignore this if you like getting shrapnel taken out of your ass >.>
Gives a new meaning to the word “ASSRAPE”.
haha, i am glad to be sitting on a german made chair with a steal plate under my ass
why don’t you just use a traditional chair? if you sit on a chair with a long metal gas pipe aiming right for your anus, you are asking for trouble
Shit, man! Can’t even take a load off in peace no more!
Ikeeee~a, just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen!
Yep, my comfy Ikea chair has lasted about 4 years, and it looks like that gas cylinder is doin fine.
Why would anyone wants to put a gas cylinder in a chair ?
For the hydraulic so you can raise and lower the chair.
oh..
Chair was made in USA?
Women have babies from their rear? explains where you came out from then.
So it motivate people to seat on traditionnal wood chair now?
pretty sure you guys all stand up a bit when reading this article
Now, time to check my chair’s descrition tag
gee, horrible ! that’s why i tried my best to avoid made in china. And they are proudly doing the world exhibition in shanghai, lol, should bring some of these chairs to show the world the real chinese-standard, not just glamorous olympics and world exhibiton, while earthquake causalties are piling up near tibet and asking ppl in hongkong for $ to help.
She should be glad it exploded into her ass and not her pussy, she would never have sex or children again.
Got to agree with that sentiment, to be honest.
If this happens when chinese make chairs… can’t w8 till they make a tampon
my dick can do that too , noobs
God! All the AHOLES that lol about this news either have no soul or feelings at all….
Ok I’m adding a steel plate to my chair since I have some steel and a plasma cutter on hand right now and will go shopping for one made in the USA.
I found a source after on the first page after typing in made in USA office furniture in google.
It’ll cost me $300 but looking at that it’ll be $300 well spent like that time I refused to accept made in China brake pads.
Oh good gracious *replaces computer chair with ordinary kitchen chair*
Even though this happened in China… I feel that must go and apologize for all the terrible things I’ve said to my chair. @___@
That’s it, i’m making myself a kevlar version of the latex butt.
If I was living in China I’d use a wooden chair/stool. Shit aint worth it.
she is not fat , that is some guys hands holding the fragments in a surgical drape…
jesus now i need to be worried about if my chairs are made in china or i get a probe up me but =/
You know the world has become a terrible place when you can’t even sit on a chair without worrying about it injuring your ass.
I always sit on the edge of my seat… am I safe? :<
Not at all.
In the case of that girl, the fragments would still have flown up with extreme violence, and without the cushioned barrier of her bottom, they would go all the way up, very possibly into her ribcage, and consequently, her lungs, but that is the best case scenario. The worst case scenario is that the highest probability is that the fragment would almost certainly hit her in the spine.
As bad as it sounds, if something like that were to happen, the bottom would offer the best possibility of survival.
Only China would allow something that old and in disrepair to position under a little girls ass.
EVERYTHING is made in china.
Your mom was made in China.
hell, you really don’t need to worry about this, we never export chairs of this quality to your countries.
These kinds of cheap chair doesn’t even have a brand, or pass the quality test.
Uh… guess again. The United States has a history of exporting things that do not meet United States standards to other countries with lesser standards.
US shipped so many garbage to China, so China also shipped some garbage to US sometimes, not “export” though, but “smuggle”; if you have any questions about this, ask your customs offices.
made me think you Angel Beats episode:5
Holy Shit, death by anal chair penetration again!? Good thing my chair is not that type!!
chinese products should be banned from every 1st world country on earth…
let them kill off all the 3rd world with their crap products…
i have never seem a chi-com product that was worth a **** other than their AK and T33 variants…
Again…… go online and search for ‘chair explosions US Made’. Be shocked at the fact that this is NOT uncommon with even UNITED STATES MADE chairs with pressurized pneumatic tubes.
Hey where did my coke stash go?
With exploding chairs like theses, we may never sit on them again…
Fuck I’m not ever sitting on a chair with a gas cylinder under it.
There’s over a billion fucking Chinese. Hell, why do you think the government there SUPPORTS this kind of shit? To help bring their numbers better into line so they are easier to control.
fabricated story! another way to ruin the chinese reputation. where is the news about this?
the chinese government censored it.
Well, here’s one that will never (again) enjoy anal.
You ought to be. You’ll be thanking me next time someones says that and everyone over the age of twelve turns to laugh at them.
claim your moneyz noaw!
also…ouch…
That’s just not true. Most Chinese manufacturing plants use 70’s era equipment to save money which means tolerances will be will be very lax. That combined with little or no QA means you got to be careful when you’re buying cheap.
what a pain in the ass
It must be hard, having your virginity taken by a chair. Suprise buttsecks?
This is why you gotta pull the sofa in front of the computorz instead of using Chinese quality products :p
Jumpin jesus christs o__o
oy those manufactors really like to half-ass it.
Funny, I have a China-made chair that I am sitting on right now and have had numerous other ones in the past, and they haven’t exploded on me!
This sounds like a manufacturing defect, which can happen to ANYONE, even United States and other country-made items.
Taking a potshot at China over this is NOT at all good, when this could and probably has happened with American and other country made goods.
Was this another one of those gas pressure chairs like in the last article about this? I’ll be blunt here: these same chairs are sold in the United States, and I have NEVER heard of something like this happening in the United States.
If these chairs are ‘exploding’ and it is linked to the pressure things in the chair? It sounds like the wrong type of gas is being put into the pressure thing.
And take note, despite my deliberately “Un-PC” humor, I’m not per se “Bashing China”… Actually they are behaving rather intelligently on top of autocratically and not so humanely.
We have the WTO creating a RL “1984” scene where big corporations rule the world and cause endless war to ensure power and profit. China’s just going along with the plan since it enriches them immensely and gives them many opportunities.
So, under the nose of some “Billionaire Bankers” that only see the next three month’s profit, the “Fiscal Quarter” in their terms, there’s an ancient long lived society probably planning to take over the world, one that thinks at least decades ahead.
Sure, they’ll go “Me am Vely Honoled to selve yu!” and make all kinds of cheap junk. As Marx said: “The last capitalist shall sell us the rope with which we shall hang him!” — Maybe I should have converted that into “Long Wang” speak (reversing Rs and Ls) but nah…
As Napoleon said: “China is a sleeping dragon and it will shake the world when it wakes.”
“Slave made goods flom amiable venelable Cathay!”
Wonder when they’ll kill/maim/Caligula someone in the USA/Europe?
Really, I got to hand it to China, they’ve managed to combine the worst aspects of Communism and Capitalism all in one horrible mess. However, as a Chinese ex-g/f of mine pointed out, it’s still far better than the Emperors and the transitory times of the international speculators…
WTF man! What are you trying to do to us with this shit!
I guess one shouldn’t be eating while browsing SC.
It looks like that chair….*sunglasses*….was a pain in the ass.
OMG CHINA QUALITY… LOL. Anyone recording how often people can legitimately say this? I’m thinking it’s pretty damn often, I’m cycling through it at least once a week.
Maybe their chair is made of TRASH then created a little bit of METHANE gas?
This site are “MADE IN CHINA” too, we have bug here -.-‘
lol
Once aigan, china fails.
damn no more chinese products for me
Who would’ve thought a chair would be a death trap?
Death trap… Maybe James Bond would be forced to testsit Chinese chairs?
I have another: bugs.
as a Taiwanese , I’m pretty sure I’ll fight to my death to keep a country like that away from us…
I think that was already censored
As a Taiwanese , I’m pretty sure I’ll fight to my death to keep that country away from us………..
As a Cantonese, I’m pretty sure you will fail.
Hell yeah, I’ll be watching that war live on TV. Be sure to deliver a good show.
WTF! So, the other news with the boy killed, i had been at an Ikea the previous day, and ignored the chairs.
Today this.
Yesterday i’ve been again at the Ikea, and again ignored the chairs.
wtf, really…. come one chinese people, stop being blown up by chairs the day after i go at an Ikea.
China want to use them to wreak havoc across the world by using this ASSBLASTER, in the next 4 months all other countries high rank officer ( and maybe the country leader himself ) will find their asses blown up by this ASSBLASTER, and china will take over the world by ease.
-anon evil genius
I never buy chinese products. That’s the best way to solve these problems. The chinese manufacturers don’t care about there client.
Wharfff…. Seriously ?
So your home must be pretty entertaining then, like… No gaming console, no TV, no etc…
MOST of the electronics you buy as some made in china. Get used to it.
Wood and wooden furniture is good for you. Unless you are a vampire.
But seriously that makes me afraid.
Next article:
Vampire incidentally staked when wooden chair explodes, the exploding wood is said to have orignated from china
Urban legends. Hoax. Etc…
Word of advice to men… If a girl pulls up a chair and asks you to sit down in a polite fashion… Don’t do it.
>> It might be “Made in China.”
It would obviously hurt them, retard.
damn, this reply was meant for Poyo 00:18
ok thanks now i can’t sit down on my computer chair for awhile, again for the 2nd time.
girl fucked the chair and got fucked instead
sorry to break it to ya buddy, they snort and spit their boogers on the floor.
Why bother go there? Go to Cuba.
and tha’s why you get a laptop and go to bed… wait are the beds also like that?
are you sure there aren’t any chinese made floors where you live?
careful springs might come flying out of there too! :3
This must be a new form of surgery…
Rectal Re-formation…
I puzzled over where this kind of thing would POSSIBLY happen….and the first locale to come to mind was “China”. It’s a damn shame that wasn’t prejudice against China….but rather a pattern of fail.
reminds me of yurippe’s rocket chair =)
chinese chair fail.
Chairman OW!
3D doesn’t matter… then it wouldn’t matter if you got the same treatment, right?
real life Guro anyone ?
Just another proof that everything is worse in 3D.
This was like: “Ooooof, time to rest my butt on one of these fine-made chinese office chairs… WTF BOOOOOOOOM!!!”
what the fuck man. you put a mosaic over a bottle of tea and a cup but not bloody anal shrapnel.
yeah wtf is wrong with the people running this website? a word of warning would’ve been nice, i really didn’t want to see that.
It’s SanCom, what the hell did you expect? A gallery of adorable baby animals?
Oh wait.
There WAS a gallery for that.
… Well damn.
welcome to china…enjoy your fail.
So i look for a “made in china” on my chair right away
I expect another spike in traffic.
*your ad here*
Another fine example of being repetitive, being ignorant and being manipulated by selective news.
Sorry, forgot to mention that it’s also a post driven by the opinion of masses, as I look at the positive rating you got. A fine example indeed.
Please please please…just make sure the floor isn’t Chinese quality wood.
*prays for your safety*
It seems Chinese discover a new weapon that would revolutionize the Chair Industry.
Well, it’s China-made.. Must be recycled from the military bombs and grenades..
Good thing the rocket chair Yurippe set for Hinata wasn’t this type..
Ok I’m in an american chair that has a screw loose and is a little wobbly…
This I did not need to see!
Good thing the rocket chair Yurippe set for Hinata wasn’t this type..
Don’t worry, Hinata’s ass would be healed in 20 minutes ^__^”
If I ever go back to China I’ll be too scared to do anything.
I have a gas propelled chair, but there’s a plate of steel between my butt and the gas cylinder. The only parts of my body that would get shredded would be my lower legs, and then only by ricochets.
As for this poor girl, this story is damn unfortunate, and I hope the manufacturer gets closed down and his 3rd world factory gets burnt down.
I think it breaks the definition of “Forklift”.
i always thought that livin in china was like really violent ass-rape…
It puzzles me as to why they had to take a cloth/tissue and place the chair parts on them. I mean, think of the hygiene. You could have placed them in a metallic plate or something instead of having them on your hands. Ethical issues on how doctors allow people to get these parts photographed… etc. It still looks fresh as heck.
Also, the pillow casing looks suspiciously odd. There seems to be red markings on top of it. I hope it’s not blood. The worst thought is that someone took the cloth and left it there a while to grab the camera…
o.O another one… makes me think its just all a sick joke that they let the bad ones through…..
Now if somebody overweight sat on it and it exploded, would it hurt them , or would they just absorb the damage?
Just make sure it doesn’t say, “Made in China.”
So I take it Chair-kun is a yandere? Quiet, kind, and obedient at first… but you stick your ass in its face too much and the next thing you know, you don’t have an ass anymore.
BOOM! There goes the floor you’re sitting on.
Man, the one about the boy with the chair pic is around the net and people are arguing if it’s true and how it’s not possible with the chairs made as they are etcetc not enough pressure etcetc. This sure looks to be true…
I don’t get it… so it’s an explosion that ONLY blew up her anus?
LOL, actually that was the first time that came to mind but it was entirely and totally inappropriate so I was waiting for someone else to pop up with that
^_^
Al Queda should order tons of these chairs and send them as gifts to their hated countries…or Bin Laden could sit into one of these and have his hairy ass blow off
It would be an atomic bomb if its japanese chair.
*snort*
lol…..
I’m glad I’m using a regular kitchen chair…
Quality?
Its terrorism i say
Who cares, it’s only 3D pig disgusting.
* looks around carefully *
Well, my ass should be safe. I have no chairs with springs inside them, just plain cushions.
But, why does the chair in the pic look like it was filled with ashes?! What exactly are they recycling into chair stuffings over there?
surprise butt sex?
Made in China.
ouuuuchh… That’s just sad..
Thank the gods my chair is
a. Not made in China
b. Has a nice think metal plate between me and the cylinder.
maybe farting while sitting in that kind of chair may cause explosion…
no surprising with China
Hmm… and I need a new chair for me PC. Methinks maybe I should go with one that has screw style height adjustment rather than pneumatic.
I just checked my chair.
Made in Poland. Phew…
The problem is not “quality”, it is pebcak. The person is exceeding the recommended weight limit of the chair.
I seriously doubt that A CHILD would be exceeding the 300 pound limit on the chair!
Makes you kinda nervous just to sit in your own chair. Ouch!
THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR
could be used like a Trojan Horse.
lol Artefake, do you really hate china that much?
Prototype for new kinds of land mines. You won’t notice it’s presence till it goes off on your butt.
More like, You won’t notice its presence till it goes off -in- your butt
This makes me not want to sit in chairs.
So you really can get away with this~
hehe…
I’m gonna go buy a “chair” from china for my “friend” >3
Glad i set one a wooden, old fashioned chair
Now I’m friggin’ scared to even sit on mine. O.O
Me too !!!
I need to check actually if there is anything to protect my butt from the cylinder under. 🙂
lol, I installed a metal plate after the last article, my chair is made in china so i’m not taking any chances.
I have one too and am fearful as well. However my theory is that you can reduce the likelihood of it happening by setting the chair to the highest level so the pressure inside the gas cylinder is minimized.
Holy crap… It’s a good thing the gas cylinder in my chair stopped functioning at some point, so the current height is non-adjustable and fixed in place by screws.
I think I’ll be replacing it in the nearest future, though, just in case.
Makes you kinda nervous sitting in your own chair. Ouch!
Whoever does quality control for these really just needs to be executed
You know CHINA STYLE!
In China quality control is packing the goods. If they don’t explode instantly they can be sold. ^_^
teehee
With a flamethrower!!
Someone hit the eject button.
Shit. Do those chairs get exported also? Into which countries??
I feel sorry for the people that are killed/critically injured in these situations. I mean, death by chair explosion is the worst way to leave life.
My ass feels so safe in this fold up metal chair.
After reading this article, I switched my cushy air chair for a faithful metal fold up one. My heart goes out to those that suffer death from below.
oh shit,prefer sit on balloon couch rather than this…
no no no no no~
I’m getting slightly more afraid of my chair, the more I hear these stories..
I remember the good old days when we used wooden chairs now there’s a chair that wouldn’t rape and kill you
If I ever go to China, I won’t sit on ANYTHING but wooden chairs. D:
Silly thing is, most people leave their chairs at one height usually, so a simple fixing screw could serve the same purpose, and probably better.
That said, my chair will never rape me, because a) it turns out the pressure in the cylinder is too low for much anal action and b) by the looks of it there’s a sturdy wooden plank under the seat. So I’m resigned to the tragic fact that my chair will never love me, heart rending though that may be.
There IS a wooden plank in the picture but the gas cylinder still blew trough it
There’s a quarter inch thick metal plate right on top of the cylinder of my chair.
Same on mine. My ass is save. ^_^
Good thing I actually have one of those wooden chairs along with the potentially volatile gas cylinder chair.
SanCom is culture, I’d never imagine chairs could explode had I not browsed this place, now I’ll always be extra careful not to buy chairs with gas cilinders 😀
I don’t understand, please tell me why there is a gas in the chair?
You know for those nice chairs which have adjustable height? And then if you sink all the way down you can just pull that little lever and the chair seat floats back up with a pleasant little “hissss” of air?
I think that’s what it is… but then again her chair doesn’t look very nice.
lesson don’t fart while sitting on a chair with cylinders on the middle area of the chair… it might cause gas explosion that may penetrate your ass…
What a shit load of FUCK.
Oh, you copied the Angry T-Shirt Selling Nerd. How horribly witty of you.
I’m sure your next quote will be Family Guy and will be equally unamusing.
I am so sorry capitan faggot.
I believe the line was “Doctor Faggot.”
Holy, I HAVE to know if my chair is made in China now. Just sitting on the front aft till then!
I found a sign “MADE IN CHINA” on my chair…
I feel sorry for her future boyfriends. I doubt she’ll ever be willing to do anal after this.
THAT’S IT! I’m sitting on the floor!~
better hope the floorboards ain’t made in china…
I have 1 word for you.
landmines
I hope you mean he sitting on poop… that way, it would be as humiliating as it is hilarious.
i’m getting a kotatsu. the floor is far safer than any chair… the worst case scenario is that my legs fall asleep.
Tatami mats FTW! Haha ^^
Tatami mats FTW, LOL
haha… i’m was starting doing that loong time ago…
never trust your chair… even its was made from wood…
Indeed! D: At least after checking whether my chair was made in China.
Just buy a normal chair….or bean bag =D
After reading this article, sitting on my chair makes me feel uncomfortable.
I feel sad for all the people this has happened to, I mean, this is by far the worst way to end your life unexpectedly.
my ass feels glad for the regular folding chair I’m sitting on every time I hear about one of these stories of critical injury via ass explosion.
this might inspire a new wave of frantic hentai downloads and doujins….
if you already like this kinda stuff, well, you’re in luck! seeders are back!!!!
don’t!!It only encourage China’s PC chair manufacter produce more ‘Explode Chair’
Oh… I didn’t see “China”… Nothing surprising then
Holy shit, China “quality” again!
And I’m FUCKING scared to be sitting on a China chair right now!
Same here, and unfortunately I just checked and realised mine is made in China as well…
Another fine example of Chinese quality.
Luckily China doesn’t make dildos. If they do….
I remember “someone” said China’s TV will explode
now the chair comes first
what’s next? Or how many other things will explode before TV?
God fking dammit, my china is made from China and it is the same kind of chair.
Now I am sitting on my piece of shit harry potter book on the chair.
If something is going to get raped it is the damn retarded book not my ass.
GOD FUCK!
Chairgasm!
I’m pretty sure that chair just wanted anal. Chairs need love too…
Well, good thing I never use those those chairs at home. They remind me of the working office atmosphere. I prefer using wooden soft classic chair.
China probably builds chairs out of garbage. They showed us styrofoam is stable enough for bridges. A chair should be fine, too…
That’s the price to ignore “China quality”. Learn from it people.
Wrong. The fact is that most China-made items are just as good as the ones made in the United States, and no, I am not from China, I am an American.
Yes, China does have SOME problems, but every time they are found, the people doing those wrong things are punished.
You get what you paid for.
The end.
Then they must be REALLY hard up for inspectors. I guess in that respect it not like the U.S., huh?
^
Has a point but considering the amount of it it’s like the inspectors don’t exist.
No, the only ‘idiot’ is you, because they DO enforce the things in China. It’s just that, like in the FUCKING UNITED STATES, they don’t have enough inspectors to watch every single thing going out of the damned manufacturing plants.
I tried to reply earlier but this shitty chinese keyboard broke!
you are a total idiot sir. the reason why chinese products are lower quality is cause they dont enforce regulations. i mean you dont see a chairs explode here, bridges made out of garbage, food made with sewage water. cars breaking in half at low speed crashes… and so on.
you are a total idiot sir. the reason why chinese products are in lower quality is cause they dont enforce regulations. i mean you dont see a chairs explode here, bridges made out of garbage, food made with sewage water. cars breaking in half at low speed crashes… and so on.
you are a total idiot sir. the reason why chinese products are in lower quality is cause they dont enforce regulations. i mean you dont see a chairs explode here, bridges made out of garbage, food made with sewage water. cars breaking in half at low speed crashes… and so on.
Yeah, rate it down…. but the bottom line is that is the truth, when people are found doing these things in China, it’s “OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!”…. literally!
It seems there are endless examples of “China quality”….
I see an american standar chair sale banner coming up nearby…
China should be in the guiness book of world record:
They broke every safety rules known to humanity.
Plus a point for apathy.
Surprise buttsecks!
Thank God–my chair says ‘made in Germany’
sucks for these Chinese chairs though…
i wonder why people complain about people being cruel on a website that adds sexual images to their newsposts about rape and child molestation.
i smell a troll
somehow i remembered 007 goldeneye for N64
The question is… how many of those chairs have been exported to other countries?
EVERYBODY STAND UP AND RUN FOR YOUR POOPS!!!
I see what you did there
that sucks. anal is too awesome to pass up. i hope it heals well.
it had an explosive consequence!
That was wrong but I have to admit, I laughed.
@ Riiku
Why so serious?
Then you could as well blame the news reporters, if people really “respect” this incident, nobody would report it and interpret it as a fact of the day.
Just posting this news is solely for the laughs, like Artefact doesn’t know people WILL laugh about it.
Yes, even “China quality” comments are jokes, but do you mind about those? Stop pretending to be the angel that’ll save us from despair.
lolz +1
made me laugh
You’re disgusting. That isnt even funny. I wish it was you in her place
Couldn’t help noticing Artefact actually has a “Made in China” tag at the top. I laughed. Then winced as I realised most of the stuff manufactured these days is made in China.
And now I’m so very afraid.
You can find made in USA chairs I just used google and several examples showed up on the first page.
Even Walmart.com has some
Such as La-Z-Boy and Highmark brand chairs.
They’ll cost more around $250 to $499 but this is one case I’d consider it money well spent.
This is bullshit.
The air canister in a chair doesn’t have enough power to cause that kind of injury. That’s just air presurized with the strenght of half your body; near nothing. Absoulutely not on the level of a shotgun like this tries to portrait.
Also, that chair is surprisingly clean. It should be stained in blood after such mess.
And I highly doubt an hospital would give your family the blood covered sharpnel they just removed from your ass, in a shitty napkin of all things.
“Chinese quality” yes, “Chinese quality” news.
Half your body is still a lot of pressure. Think of it this way; If it can support you when it is at least 6cm from top height, it can kill you. However its really dependent on the support of the chair (always get metal to prevent anal rape. With wood…goodluck). Also, haven’t seen anything on the victims weight.
Don’t let the people downrate you, rikarika, you are actually right…. that chair SHOULD, at the very least, have spots of blood on it, UNLESS the ‘explosion’ of the gas thing sent the girl flying through the air.
actually… the shrapnel could’ve gone into the girl’s anus… and stayed there until the doctors removed it… then upon removal.. the shrapnel came out bloody… the chair’s explosion could’ve just knocked her off of the chair itself sideways… she didn’t HAVE to bleed anally onto the chair… she might have fallen to the side… bleeding INTERNALLY… and then got medical help… think of it that way…
Why should it be blood stained? Reality is not like movies, where being shot sprays blood 50 meters in all directions and a bathtub’s worth of blood leaks from a dying person’s wounds.
I’ve assembled quite a few of these chairs, and the cylinders certainly have enough pressure in them to do some damage. I once gave myself a good bruise playing with the release on one.
Anal service from the chair.
Ah, so this is why my girlfriend never agrees to it… :/
Yeah, screw those damn Chi-
*Chair explodes up anus*
Aww… Not again!!1!
And they literally screw you back, up the ass.
Chairgasm!
The chair probably wanted some anal. Chairs need love too O.-
Oh, and I’m never sitting down again as a result of this.
It literally assploded eh?
Deadly Fucking Chair. Ass-raped
Lulz, China has some wicked sense of humor. I know of whoopee cushions, but exploding chairs is taking it to a whole new level.
Omfg!! Exploding chairs?!?! What the hell is gonna be next?!?
exploding puppy dogs?! the grenade of world war 3!
KAMIKAZE KITTENS!!!
I’m going to go out on a limb, and guess that the lack of comments insofar (at the time of writing this comment) is because most SanCom readers and now busily examining the undersides of their computer chairs to check where they were manufactured.
Horrifying story, particularly with the inclusion of the picture…
This happened once before. I’m very getting a Chinese made chair.
Perfect gifts to your enemies
Are chairs made of that air pressure thing, or was it made of nitro gas?
Either way, she won’t be having babies.
or anal….
Huh? WTF?
Do you think babies come out of the ass?
The vagina’s only about an inch away from the anus.
That is why I am using a normal wooden chair at my computer these days :3 Can’t leave my precious ass to China Quality.
im sitting on a chair right now
sitting on bed, ftw
Fuck, given how slouched down I am in my chair all the time, if this shit happens to me the shrapnel will be in my spine, then I’ll be paralyzed and forced to be in a wheel chair… Hopefully NOT made in China.
I’m sitting on a zaisu. I can safely say that I won’t be experiencing asploding chair syndrome anytime soon.
so am i, and it’s made in china……….shit everything is made in china
To keep you safe, give it to me instead. I’d gladly risk my life and rest my ass on that potentially deadly chair of yours.
it must suck to live in china. you can’t trust anything. you check the tags but everything says “made in china.” It’s like the middle east, only instead of animousity and malice fueling death, it’s profit margins and laziness.
Isn’t that normal for capitalism? China following capitalism should be applauded right?
You can’t exactly says it sucks to live in China just based off of these stories. I mean most of these stories are posted for our entertainment.
My chair’s made in Ukraine, it probably can’t blow up but has little wooden shards dripping from a hole below constantly whenever I turn it around.
Think twice before buying or sitting on a chair!!
Look how fat she is. No wonder it blew =\
“A number of other cases of Chinese chairs exploding are also recorded ”
seriously artefact,
1 this sentence needs citation
cause one like me who checked chinese news on a daily base never saw this kind of news before(execpt the 2 you mentioned)
2 checked the oringinla report on sina.com, never mentioned if the chair was made in china or anything similiar, even the comments in the oringnal reports left by chiese was nothing but lots of different ways of WTF
1. Everybody knows that China fails in everything it does 75% of the time.
2. No one knows if that chair was made in china but since most things China creates is low quality then it’s safe to assume that the chair was made in china. Easy!