Constipated Man “Shoved An Eel Up His Ass”

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A visit to the hospital by a Chinese man afflicted with stomach pains has led to doctors astonishingly extracting an eel from his stomach, with the man inserting the aquatic animal into his anus in an attempt to unblock his intestines – and no doubt garnering the wrath of PETA.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2017 22:36

    I guess this bloke hasn't seen A Cure For Wellness.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2017 20:14

    Damn eel spamming SC from the afterlife.... More


Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers × Ford

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Western Sentai bastardization Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers has become the next series to star in parody videos promoting a Ford vehicle, this time utilizing a myriad of clever quips for the 2017 Ford Escape as the company attempts to reel in buyers with the magic of nostalgia.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 29, 2017 01:36

    Yep his reasoning is right man, since North America is the furthest continent to the west, that term is most definitely associated with the United States just like the term East or Far East is... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 29, 2017 01:33

    Because Rift is a fucking pussy that likes to criticize things but can't take criticism himself....that makes him the worst kind of reporter with no respect at all. Fuck off Rift, stay neutral or don't... More


First Ever Mecha Match Slated For August

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The first ever mecha duel previously declared between the US and Japan is to debut in August, finally pitting each country’s giant metal monsters against each other to determine which is superior when it comes to designing hulking and sadly as yet still impractical weapons of war.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 10, 2017 14:23

    waiting for a 20 second battle, same than normal battle bots ^^... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 9, 2017 17:53

    The Prez sure made some of SNL's sketches great again.... More


Chinese Man “Marries AI Robot Waifu”

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A Chinese engineer has recently wed an AI robot that he himself created, naturally garnering a wealth of concerned reactions (as well those who naturally consider this the way of the future) and certainly giving a whole new meaning to being “married to one’s work”.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 9, 2017 08:31

    It will rather burn. Li-ion low quality akku + gas emitted by China quality plastic... 60% burn his house 25% poison him 10% burn him nad his penis 5% explode.... More

  • Riiku commented on April 8, 2017 00:57

    her first words prorably was: 你的...呃...我的嘴巴... More


Ovarian Eggs For Cash “$40,000 for 20”

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Cash strapped Chinese are apparently no longer limited to just hawking a kidney or two to afford the latest iPhone, as it transpires women can now sell their ovarian eggs for as much as 250,000 yuan for 20, and with far fewer consequences given fertile women have hundreds of thousands of them to spare.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 4, 2017 18:56

    Puts a whole new meaning to Amu Hinamori's immortal question from Shugo Chara ep 03, "Why do you want my eggs?" But now that ovarian eggs have become a commercial product in China, will they start... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2017 23:18

    dafuk, they're already overpopulated as it is and now they're even having a backdoor deals to increase more of them? Chinks are crazy i tell you... More


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The debut of a trailer for the Netflix live action “interpretation” of Death Note soon brought about the emergence of a petition demanding Netflix replace its “whitewashed” cast with Japanese actors, naturally causing a clamor not dissimilar to the ruckus caused by the upcoming Ghost in the Shell film.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2017 22:24

    @01:19 Choose one: "west is finally adapting stories" or "bring[ing] about new ideas Giving new artists more green screen environments to flex their muscles lol. How about going back to basics: Real backgrounds, props, practical effects and original stories. Then... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2017 20:28

    @01:20 Go ahead, throw your money away. Regardless of what the SJWs say, its looking terribly shit.... More


Caretaker Poisons Kindergarten Over Pay

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Chinese police have arrested an enraged caretaker who resorted to poisoning a kindergarten full of kids after she was denied a pay raise.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2017 01:08

    Americanize them.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2017 01:07

    Murrican stereotype is not pedo, it's debu!... More


Woman Fends Off Rapist With Compliment

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A Hong Kong woman who managed to escape the clutches of a rapist by distracting him with an unexpected compliment has recently become the center of media attention for her novel self-defense tactic (complemented of course by a rather more conventional one).

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  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2017 07:37

    now he knows xD not to try that shit... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2017 22:52

    Setting that aside, you yourself need help gaining a few more IQ points. And with "a few more" I mean enough to reach the average, even if it means a couple of dozen.... More


China “Evicts 172,000” for Panda Park

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172,000 Chinese humans are being forcibly relocated so that a park spanning 3 Chinese provinces can be built for the endangered and very lovely panda bear.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2017 22:28

    Why do you assume this park is for 1 panda only? If you've ever seen goldfish aquariums in Chinese restaurants, you'd know the Chinese are much more likely to fit 10 pandas per square meter in... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2017 22:24

    I wouldn't mind seeing America evict a couple of their own people either, but let's face it. They won't do it. It's much more "productive" to let Nazi Germany mow them down on some French beach... More


Samuel L. Jackson “Loves Hentai!”

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Western celebrity Samuel L. Jackson has recently participated in a video where he answers auto-complete questions that come up when his name is entered into Google, with the established actor revealing not only his passion for anime but hentai as well; which some are hoping is of the non-loli variety for the actor’s sake…

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  • Riiku commented on March 13, 2017 05:01

    Are you fucking kiding me? The guy can openly admit that he likes to butt fuck a rhino if he wishes and still come clean out of the water, he's the favorite actor of Quentin... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 12, 2017 15:21

    BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU... More


China Boy Crucified For Not Doing Homework

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A young boy “crucified” and put on display on the street by his parents for the heinous crime of not doing his homework has been garnering the usual abundance of disgust and hatred from the online masses.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 11, 2017 09:10

    This is Kung-Fu Training.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 8, 2017 09:18

    Child.. protective.. services? In a country where the government until recently forbade parents to have more than one child? Where the milk powder is laced with poison, because chabuduo? Child protective services in China is... More


Young Boy Survives 400 Stings “Call Me Vegeta”

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An 11-year old boy from Arizona has managed to survive being stung 400 times after supposedly pretending to be Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z, naturally making fans of the series recollect the numerous times Vegeta was able to hold out for the almighty Goku whilst enduring an excessive beat-down.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 5, 2017 10:15

    Trump is a russian spy, and anyone who vote him is a traitor.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 4, 2017 13:38

    "Run in a straight line - most healthy people are capable of outrunning Africanized bees as they are slow fliers." "Andrew was trying to run up the hill to get away from them" In other words, this... More


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