Hot New Chinese Toy “Miniature Crossbows…?”

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The latest craze gripping children in China – likely due to its pure destructive qualities – has been revealed to be none other than a mini-crossbow, one that functions so well that the toy has already been banned from sale in Chengdu and looks set to make China’s one-child population also a largely one-eyed one…

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  • Anonymous commented on June 26, 2017 09:16

    Try changing the bowstring, I used a hunting slingshot's rubber band and it worked like a charm...... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 26, 2017 09:04

    You can see instructions on how to make these on Youtube. Chinese capitalism.... More


China Nursery Explosion Kills Seven

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A spontaneous explosion at a nursery in, China has taken the lives of 7 whilst injuring another 66, with police still attempting to discern whether the incident was the religion of peace or sheer China quality.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 19, 2017 22:46

    @10:07 you need to toughen up gurl... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 19, 2017 22:45

    @02:14 hope you weren't @10:19 talking about karma :P... More


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The memorable logo for the fictional Umbrella Corp. from Resident Evil has recently been discovered to also be the logo of a Vietnamese skin clinic, an incident that the clinic is regarding as a blunder committed by their third-party designer.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 14, 2017 11:31

    Melting skin from zombie virus is certainly a skin condition.... More

  • SomeDuder commented on June 11, 2017 17:22

    Then I'd say they are too goddamn late and have some catching up to do.... More


Hatsune Miku Playing With The Big Bois

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Virtual songstress Hatsune Miku has made an appearance in another western musician’s song, this time with “Big Boi” including vocals from Miku’s rendition of “DATA” by Aura Qualic in his previously released “Kill Jill ft. Killer Mike, Jeezy”, which some may regard as a cheap attempt to reel in western otaku…

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  • Anonymous commented on June 9, 2017 13:20

    5 minutes of my life ill never get back and forever regret... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 6, 2017 20:28

    Killer Mike is fucking awesome but this song just sucked, even he rapped badly in this.... More


Booed Karaoke Man in Murder Rampage

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An angry singer at a karaoke wedding party going berserk after being booed has gone on a murder-rampage which left one of his audience dead and others gravely injured.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 3, 2017 10:51

    If two victims are a "rampage", then three must be a "holocaust", and four equals "total war".... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 2, 2017 00:05

    Clearly they haven't see Carrie recently.... More


Monk’s Mighty Penis Pulls 18-Ton Bus

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A Chinese monk from Huizhou seasoned in the art of Kung fu has pulled off a penis-based feat of epic proportions by towing an 18-ton bus using only his masterful member, certain to make any onlooking male grasp their manhood in terror.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 18, 2017 04:29

    The bus will explode later. Penis always explodes in right hands...... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 18, 2017 01:44

    In short: fake... More


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The ransomware attack that has been regarded as the most wide-scale cyber attack in history has supposedly slowed China’s daily activities to a standstill, as its ATMs, traffic police, immigration authorities, public security bureaus and even school computers have been rendered useless (unless they pay the ransom, which will likely do nothing but line the criminal’s pockets).

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  • Anonymous commented on May 23, 2017 03:25

    @22:35 "the left and right media machines of the UK fucked him by releasing all his private info against his wishes" how's that a good thing again?... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 23, 2017 03:22

    @12:46 I'm sure Sankaku Complex is one of your bookmarks senpai... More


Oral Sex Encounter Ends in Death

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A man and woman found dead inside a car in New Taipei City were discovered to have succumbed to exhaust fumes whilst they were engaging in oral sex, a climax of the more deadly variety that the couple were likely not trying to achieve.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 10, 2017 23:25

    That's the beauty of asphyxiation. As long as there's no abnormal carbon dioxide build up in your body, you'll not sense the lack of oxygen or the impending doom. You'll just lost consciousness and death if condition... More

  • Riiku commented on May 10, 2017 05:01

    Shouldn't you feel the symptoms of poisoning, like headache, nausea, or just generally feeling shitty and realize something is wrong? I mean, it takes some severe dosage to die, you must be asleep not to... More


IdolMaster.KR Trailer “Thoroughly Disliked”

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The Korean live action series based around the beloved IdolMaster franchise, IdolMaster.KR, has unleashed an official trailer, informing the world of its premise and no doubt further building hatred in those who were against the project since its inception due to its live action blasphemy.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 8, 2017 18:41

    More than half of those girls are ugly. I think most of AKB48 were ugly too...why dont they pick the pretty girls?... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 8, 2017 18:40

    But when call of duty infinite warfare got like 92k dislikes they sold like 500k copies of their game so youtube doesnt mean anything... More


Constipated Man “Shoved An Eel Up His Ass”

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A visit to the hospital by a Chinese man afflicted with stomach pains has led to doctors astonishingly extracting an eel from his stomach, with the man inserting the aquatic animal into his anus in an attempt to unblock his intestines – and no doubt garnering the wrath of PETA.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 03:32

    What a dumb chink.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2017 22:36

    I guess this bloke hasn't seen A Cure For Wellness.... More


Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers × Ford

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Western Sentai bastardization Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers has become the next series to star in parody videos promoting a Ford vehicle, this time utilizing a myriad of clever quips for the 2017 Ford Escape as the company attempts to reel in buyers with the magic of nostalgia.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 29, 2017 01:36

    Yep his reasoning is right man, since North America is the furthest continent to the west, that term is most definitely associated with the United States just like the term East or Far East is... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 29, 2017 01:33

    Because Rift is a fucking pussy that likes to criticize things but can't take criticism himself....that makes him the worst kind of reporter with no respect at all. Fuck off Rift, stay neutral or don't... More


First Ever Mecha Match Slated For August

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The first ever mecha duel previously declared between the US and Japan is to debut in August, finally pitting each country’s giant metal monsters against each other to determine which is superior when it comes to designing hulking and sadly as yet still impractical weapons of war.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 10, 2017 14:23

    waiting for a 20 second battle, same than normal battle bots ^^... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 9, 2017 17:53

    The Prez sure made some of SNL's sketches great again.... More


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