Padlock Insertion Locks Up Man’s Urethra

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Yet another penis-related incident has been unveiled online, this time involving a Chinese man who somehow shoved a padlock up his urethra…

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  • Anonymous commented on November 27, 2017 12:46

    Enlighten us, wise one, how you can distinguish the two via x-ray when neither can be seen by x-ray and they are overlapping.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 27, 2017 00:11

    That xray is showing a rectum, not a bladder...... More


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The memorable logo for the fictional Umbrella Corp. from Resident Evil has recently been discovered to also be the logo of a Vietnamese skin clinic, an incident that the clinic is regarding as a blunder committed by their third-party designer.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 14, 2017 11:31

    Melting skin from zombie virus is certainly a skin condition.... More

  • SomeDuder commented on June 11, 2017 17:22

    Then I'd say they are too goddamn late and have some catching up to do.... More


Ayumi Hamasaki Losing Hearing in Right Ear

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Tragedy has struck singer Ayumi Hamasaki as it has been revealed that she is slowly losing hearing in her right ear, eventually yo leave her completely deaf – bound to destroy the poor woman’s further career and naturally upsetting her hordes of fans as well.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 25, 2017 21:21

    :(... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 25, 2017 21:19

    Disagree because people don't always have control over their environments. They can only decide how to react to environmental circumstances.... More


Constipated Man “Shoved An Eel Up His Ass”

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A visit to the hospital by a Chinese man afflicted with stomach pains has led to doctors astonishingly extracting an eel from his stomach, with the man inserting the aquatic animal into his anus in an attempt to unblock his intestines – and no doubt garnering the wrath of PETA.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 03:32

    What a dumb chink.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2017 22:36

    I guess this bloke hasn't seen A Cure For Wellness.... More


Ovarian Eggs For Cash “$40,000 for 20”

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Cash strapped Chinese are apparently no longer limited to just hawking a kidney or two to afford the latest iPhone, as it transpires women can now sell their ovarian eggs for as much as 250,000 yuan for 20, and with far fewer consequences given fertile women have hundreds of thousands of them to spare.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 4, 2017 18:56

    Puts a whole new meaning to Amu Hinamori's immortal question from Shugo Chara ep 03, "Why do you want my eggs?" But now that ovarian eggs have become a commercial product in China, will they start... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2017 23:18

    dafuk, they're already overpopulated as it is and now they're even having a backdoor deals to increase more of them? Chinks are crazy i tell you... More


Pokemon Go Claims Another “He Had A Heart Attack”

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Mobile title Pokemon Go has managed to take the blame for taking the life of another human being for a reason other than carelessness (for once), as the old man playing immediately suffered a heart attack upon catching a rare pocket monster.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 4, 2017 19:02

    Dying from excitement? Oh boy, if only I could die like that.... More

  • SomeDuder commented on March 4, 2017 03:47

    I, too, love old man butteh... More


Yakuza Stab Nurse for Botched Penis Enlargement

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A former yakuza has been charged with the stabbing of a nurse in revenge for a botched penis enlargement she conducted on his boss.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 23, 2017 05:48

    All Yakuza bosses have small penises under 2 inch slimes on full erection - frustration gives them power. US black gangstas have 6 inch dragons and are lazy drug dealers...... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 22, 2017 15:17

    And thanks for posting Rem. Came here for this, not for some news article about some real life pussy thats not voluptuous, nor fun to pat, nor cute, nor furry. People are only afraid of these... More


Mantis-X Erotic Animation “Turn Your Head & Cough”

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Established erotic animator Mantis-X has showcased his supreme talent for producing H-content with another work revolving around his original character “Patoots”, which involves a physical that naturally evolves into something significantly more sexual.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 6, 2017 16:18

    lol why the hell would you go through the trouble of censoring it?... More

  • darkjoe400 commented on February 6, 2017 13:29

    One of my favorite loli animators. Ones with Etna, Rin and Shinobi are my favs.... More


Man Scissored For 18 Years

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Surgeons have recently removed a pair of surgical scissors that were lying dormant within the abdomen of a Vietnamese man for over 18 years, an event surmised to be due to the negligence of a doctor from his previous surgery.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 12, 2017 12:40

    it happens everywere you be supresed... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 10, 2017 03:11

    whatever; they're all gooks... More


Breast Sucking Surgeon Busted

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A surgeon who was surreptitiously sucking the breasts of the patients he operated on has been arrested after traces of his mouth drool were found slathered on his victims.

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  • Manuel commented on December 2, 2016 20:50

    What the fuck man.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 2, 2016 19:28

    She just happened to notice she had spit on her breast and kept the evidence? Sounds like she just took a soda can he was drinking so she wouldnt have to pay for the operation... More


China Quality Boob Implants Migrate to Stomach

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In a ghastly medical anomaly, the breast implants of a middle-aged Chinese woman (acquired when she was younger) have shifted from her chest down to her stomach, an extraordinary feat that likely few thought was possible.

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  • cpc65 commented on December 2, 2016 09:29

    The hack surgeon must have been a real boob.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 2, 2016 08:49

    oh rly?... More


Chopstick Penis Insertion Man “Too Shy” To See Doc

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A man who shoved a chopstick down his urethra has been hospitalized in one of the more bizarre and inexplicable examples of Chinese penis abuse in recent years.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 21, 2016 08:04

    I just hope it wasn't one of those cheap wooden chopsticks, can you imagine getting a splinter on the inside of your urethra? Unable to remove it. That is true horror.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 18, 2016 00:51

    It remind me in tv show...... More


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