Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 20, 2009 14:16 JST
- Tags: Accidents, Bizarre, Chairs, Made in China, PC Hardware, Shandong
A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.
The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.
The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.
In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.
The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction.
We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occurring in China it is likely there that they were made.
Three factors are implicated in such accidents:
1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.
Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.
The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.
Via Itai News.










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I gotta be careful about my chair now... Which my brother is now seated upon... :3
How can I tell if my chair is gas or oil cylinder type?
ОЯЕБУ !!1
И ТУТ ПРОИСКИ ПОДЛОГО ЮЩЕНКО !!1
пидорский заговор
D: Poor kid, indeed.
I was thinking of changing my chair (since plastic chairs aren't that comfy after a few hours ><) and buying that kind.
I better stick with this plastic one, even though my back's aching. D:
*reads comments..
I shouldn't laugh, i shouldn't laugh, i shouldn't laugh..
*lols anyway..
damn. funny comments are funny.
это было ональное возмездие Онотоле Васермана !11
луч паноса
Do you know how hard I fap in this chair??! Time to get a big ass bean cushion instead...
Death is overrated, but death by being anally raped by Chinese exploding chairs seems like quite a fun way to go.
Somehow your pic fits this comment xD
ur a sick bastard
My ass is in danger!
I think I'm going o change my chair!!!!
I've been sitting on the edge of my chair since reading the headline.
my ass hurts...
Alright, where is my stack of old newspapers?
no way in hell am i sitting on this chair any longer...
WHY THERE IS NOT BLOOD ON THE CHAIR
Kulli, would you keep sitting on the chair after anal penetration?
damn i wan't to stand up to switch my chair but i'm im too frightened it might blow up :(
YOUR CHAIR A SPLODE
ok i REALLY need to change my chair
i feel kinda bad for laughing but all the comments made me do it XD now i can walk up to someone and be like
"hey did you know that some chairs explode?"
Is this for real? Lets send it to the mythbusters!
YES. THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF------------------
I wonder if he felt pain or pleasure in his "last moments". It sounds sick but I hope he didn't have the pain.
right.. my prototype worked.. muhahahaha
I have to make 2000 of these and send them to Oprah..
That will teach those feminist witches!
Im thinking we should just round up and employ all the gays in the world to be chair testers.
Horrible way to go though, poor little nipper :S
And I didnt heard the most interesting part, what the fuck the boy's family did with the manufacturer company? Oh well, if it were me his father, and the law would be on their side, I swear there would be alot of dead bodies.
holy balls thats horrible Dx
HASSHIN!!
O.O
I'm sitting in a C4 explosive and didn't even know it T_T
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, glad I just got a new chair.
FUKKEN OWNED LIKE A BITCH LOL
Holy crap! Who else stood up after reading this?
I am still standing up, reading these comments.
People seem to be having trouble with their reading comprehension. The term "a fair amount", in this context means "a lot". Similar to: a goodly amount; quite a bit; a good number of; I like a little tea with my sugar; the pope is sort-of catholic; etc.
Spooky. I like sitting on those chairs all the time. Better be more careful.
oh shit i'm sitting on deathchair now
You also have to wounder... how fat was this kid.
WTF??!!
NooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Lol russian xD
Все-таки по-настоящему нравится мне Ваш блог. Всегда очень интересно читать, включая и эту тему. :)
fake!
"We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occurring in China it is likely there that they were made."
Whoever reads this article better check where your chairs are made. If there's a "made in China" sticker on it, chances are you are going to die due to rectal blood loss.
pwn3d!
NEVER FORGET
I already forgot about this but then I saw this link again :<
If they want to save money, use water instead of gas. Nobody would notice, and when it breaks you get a nice free drink
HAHAHAHA you guys can't escape,
You can't press down hard with your chair, and now you can't stand up either, it'll blow the second you lift your but, like those land mines.XDXDXD
I FUCKING JUMPED OFF MY CHAIR DUDE.
FUCK YOU NEWS.
GREAT.
Being a video P.R.Editor, I'm sitting on this thing all day. I only weigh 161 lb, but man, this has got me pretty paranoid.
ಠ_ಠ
Can't wait for the next internet shock video, 1 man 1 chair
Coming to the internet soon, from those that brought you 1 man 1 jar. 1 man 1 chair
Glad my chair is broken.
I guess I won't have that problem, I seat on 4 stacked plastic chairs, if something goes wrong here it will be the legs in wich worse scenario I will fall straight to the floor. XD
last time I hate my monobloc chair and I want to replace it with a gas-lift chair, but I decided not to
Surprise buttsex o.O
yeah well i came to this expecting to laugh and i left clenching my asshole and wishing i had a steel plate >_<
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thats frickin hilarious!
oh shit
my dear ass is in danger!!! O.O
who has chairs like that?
gas filled? are you joking?
its funny because hes a gook
Scariest. Shit. Ever.
oh fuck im switching to a 4 legged fucker again
ROFLMAO, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED HERE !!!!!!
Автор, посты , конечно, интересные. Но вы не размышляли сменить дизайн?
omg...., thats my chair, its the same as mine EXACTLY the same, i am switching to a normal chair whit a pillow i dont want to die... at least not an anal death
God hates Fappers!
This is your fate!
Sorry, had to say that, feel bad for the kid though...
Good thing I lie on the floor when I use the computer.
They suggested siting on a steel plate and suddenly Im visualizing myself being launched into the ceiling with my legs hanging out.
I rofld and still am (rofl)
Gas lift chairs are not scary people, they have weight limits that should be complied with. We bought one with a weight limit of 130kg, I feel confident. What IS scary, is that an 80kg 14yo is not far fetched. I saw a story on TV about a young teen in America who decided to wait until he was 300lbs before he thought he needed to loss a little weight. Now THAT is scary.
why don't i see any blood? on the chair, don't you think that would be a bit of a messy way to go?
Internal bleeding?
I'm glad I just use memory foam stacked on top of a futon with a bean bag to lean back on as a computer chair...
Best decision I ever made seat-wise, though if I took a running leap onto it and several towers of pillows and blankets and foam all collapsed on top of me, it could be the fluffiest suffocation death in the record books...
Hmm.. yeah.. weird accident.
Oh, goddammit. I can't stop focusing on my freaking chair now. The more I think about it, the more it feels like this will happen to my own chair. Do I really need to go and replace my chair now? This is not cool. D:<
Now I would never buy computer chairs... D:
death by anal blaster...
I was thinking about getting a new computer chair recently, but after seeing this I think I'll just stick to my dinner table chair.
is clenching his ass cheeks so hard right now :s ....
your pic is very fitting for it too...
haahhahhahha
OMFG....I Am so scared of my chair right now I am actually inspecting it hoping I see made in USA or something.
omfg its made in China....
Oh snap. I just checked mine and it's made in Canada. Thank god.
So essentially, no matter what, ANY chair could be made in China. = SCREWED
Not all the parts are necessarily made in Canada for it to be able to say that...
Ah China: Makers of fine lead-flavored foods and exploding anal-rape chairs
What they think of next?
"The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth)"
That's odd. I'm Asian, 21yo, 175+cm and i only weigh about 74 kg..
What do you mean 175+? can't you just tell us your height?
My ass hurts after reading this crap. I don't think I'll ever be able to use another pressure chair again...damn I sit on one at work :(
First a lady gets killed by a damn chimp and now a little boy dies from anal rapage by a chair? WTF is going one with these random deaths? do people have the luxury of dying in there sleep anymore. Jesus Christ
strangulation from an ipod while sleeping
XD
while listening to music ...
Only if it's crappy music.
That's horrible.
damnit now im instinctively tightening my anus every 5 seconds or so, because i read this!
14 yr old and 80kg? was he fat? I'm only 20 and I'm 50kg...
when I was 14 year old I only weighed 80lbs or 36kg...
today, I'm just a shota impersonator...
50Kg?? Well, you're thin... height?
I'm 28, 84Kg... overweight, but not obese.
I didn't quite get this part too. I'm 21, 176cm and 62kg. My body mass index says I'm perfectly healthy. Maybe some screwed up unit conversion?
Even though 176 cm and 63 kg is considered healthy, it is smack right on the border of the healthiness scale.
Well, you're just skinny. But 80 kg does seem like a lot. Isn't that 176 lbs converted?
Perhaps it was a typo...
Well I'm 53 and weigh 21 stone.