Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 20, 2009 14:16 JST
- Tags: Accidents, Bizarre, Chairs, Made in China, PC Hardware, Shandong
A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.
The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.
The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.
In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.
The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction.
We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occurring in China it is likely there that they were made.
Three factors are implicated in such accidents:
1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.
Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.
The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.
Via Itai News.










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Death is overrated, but death by being anally raped by Chinese exploding chairs seems like quite a fun way to go.
Somehow your pic fits this comment xD
ur a sick bastard
How can I tell if my chair is gas or oil cylinder type?
My ass is in danger!
это было ональное возмездие Онотоле Васермана !11
луч паноса
D: Poor kid, indeed.
I was thinking of changing my chair (since plastic chairs aren't that comfy after a few hours ><) and buying that kind.
I better stick with this plastic one, even though my back's aching. D:
*reads comments..
I shouldn't laugh, i shouldn't laugh, i shouldn't laugh..
*lols anyway..
damn. funny comments are funny.
I think I'm going o change my chair!!!!
Do you know how hard I fap in this chair??! Time to get a big ass bean cushion instead...
I gotta be careful about my chair now... Which my brother is now seated upon... :3
my ass hurts...
Alright, where is my stack of old newspapers?
no way in hell am i sitting on this chair any longer...
I've been sitting on the edge of my chair since reading the headline.
damn i wan't to stand up to switch my chair but i'm im too frightened it might blow up :(
YOUR CHAIR A SPLODE
ok i REALLY need to change my chair
WHY THERE IS NOT BLOOD ON THE CHAIR
Kulli, would you keep sitting on the chair after anal penetration?
Is this for real? Lets send it to the mythbusters!
YES. THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.
i feel kinda bad for laughing but all the comments made me do it XD now i can walk up to someone and be like
"hey did you know that some chairs explode?"
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF------------------
I wonder if he felt pain or pleasure in his "last moments". It sounds sick but I hope he didn't have the pain.
right.. my prototype worked.. muhahahaha
I have to make 2000 of these and send them to Oprah..
That will teach those feminist witches!
holy balls thats horrible Dx
HASSHIN!!
O.O
I'm sitting in a C4 explosive and didn't even know it T_T
Im thinking we should just round up and employ all the gays in the world to be chair testers.
Horrible way to go though, poor little nipper :S
Spooky. I like sitting on those chairs all the time. Better be more careful.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, glad I just got a new chair.
Holy crap! Who else stood up after reading this?
I am still standing up, reading these comments.
FUKKEN OWNED LIKE A BITCH LOL
People seem to be having trouble with their reading comprehension. The term "a fair amount", in this context means "a lot". Similar to: a goodly amount; quite a bit; a good number of; I like a little tea with my sugar; the pope is sort-of catholic; etc.
WTF??!!
NooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
oh shit i'm sitting on deathchair now
You also have to wounder... how fat was this kid.
fake!
"We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occurring in China it is likely there that they were made."
Whoever reads this article better check where your chairs are made. If there's a "made in China" sticker on it, chances are you are going to die due to rectal blood loss.
Lol russian xD
Can't wait for the next internet shock video, 1 man 1 chair
Coming to the internet soon, from those that brought you 1 man 1 jar. 1 man 1 chair
HAHAHAHA you guys can't escape,
You can't press down hard with your chair, and now you can't stand up either, it'll blow the second you lift your but, like those land mines.XDXDXD
If they want to save money, use water instead of gas. Nobody would notice, and when it breaks you get a nice free drink
Dafuq did I just read?
I deeply regret having read this article... comments were great though don't get me wrong, but my ass is clenched so tightly now its in danger of swallowing my jeans. Damn the news.
Remember, don't have sex with the chair.
I already forgot about this but then I saw this link again :<
pwn3d!
Glad my chair is broken.