Hot New Chinese Toy “Miniature Crossbows…?”

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The latest craze gripping children in China – likely due to its pure destructive qualities – has been revealed to be none other than a mini-crossbow, one that functions so well that the toy has already been banned from sale in Chengdu and looks set to make China’s one-child population also a largely one-eyed one…

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  • Anonymous commented on June 27, 2017 14:59

    And I'm sure nothing bad will happen as a result of this.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 27, 2017 05:32

    What sort of moron thought that crossbows are toys? They're weapons, plain and simple.... More


China Nursery Explosion Kills Seven

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A spontaneous explosion at a nursery in, China has taken the lives of 7 whilst injuring another 66, with police still attempting to discern whether the incident was the religion of peace or sheer China quality.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 19, 2017 22:46

    @10:07 you need to toughen up gurl... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 19, 2017 22:45

    @02:14 hope you weren't @10:19 talking about karma :P... More


Ovarian Eggs For Cash “$40,000 for 20”

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Cash strapped Chinese are apparently no longer limited to just hawking a kidney or two to afford the latest iPhone, as it transpires women can now sell their ovarian eggs for as much as 250,000 yuan for 20, and with far fewer consequences given fertile women have hundreds of thousands of them to spare.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 4, 2017 18:56

    Puts a whole new meaning to Amu Hinamori's immortal question from Shugo Chara ep 03, "Why do you want my eggs?" But now that ovarian eggs have become a commercial product in China, will they start... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2017 23:18

    dafuk, they're already overpopulated as it is and now they're even having a backdoor deals to increase more of them? Chinks are crazy i tell you... More


China Quality Glass Walkways Banned

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The rapidly growing “industry” of sky-high glass walkways has been forcibly suspended in Beijing due to confusion over who is supposed to be responsible for safety, apparently an excuse for the city to try and duck the blame for any future accidents of China quality construction.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 22, 2017 00:31

    "Those wondering why safety was not the foremost priority... may be glad that safety has now become a major concern" It is not. The major concern is who's going to get blamed after the accidents. They'll... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 21, 2017 21:41

    Haha cherrypick some more numbers dumbass.... More


China Quality Ride Murders Child

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China quality products have caused yet another tragedy, with a ride at Zhaohua Park captured on camera bashing a young girl to death in an incident which seems not to have attracted so much as a fine, the park instead opting to pay off the girl’s parents with a miserly $100,000.

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  • YotaruVegeta commented on February 19, 2017 08:30

    Shit.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 9, 2017 03:23

    The engineer was chinese, you fucking idiot. China is a fucking shithole because its people are driven by greed and selfishness. They are monsters who don't hesitate to sacrifice children if it saves them money.... More


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Images have begun to circulate online of some “special head-wear” that one Chinese school has implemented to prevent their students from cheating – the head-wear in question being a truly high tech solution in the form of a page of newspaper with a hole cut out of it.

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  • Onan the Fapbarian commented on January 15, 2017 04:26

    I think this is the first time China worries about copying something... More

  • Riiku commented on January 10, 2017 01:26

    I keep reading news like this about China and I think it's a shitty place, and then I hear awesome news, like for example some chinese scientists have successfully transplanted mouse a head and it's... More


Trump’s Giant Cock Erected in China

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A gargantuan cock boasting the signature coiffure of US president-elect Donald Trump has been erected to celebrate the Chinese year of the rooster, delighting both the Chinese – who cannot help but respect competent leaders, unlike the still half-cucked American electorate – and the English speaking world, for whom a good punning is nearly as enjoyable as a good round of pizza is to a beltway spirit-cooker.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 4, 2017 21:37

    very familiar with chinese cocks aren't ya?... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 2, 2017 21:00

    haha how triggered do you have to be to call sancom 'moralist'... More


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China has declared that construction on its life-sized replica of the Titanic has begun, doubtless intending to faithfully capture not only the ship’s stately appearance but also the dread felt by passengers when it begins to sink in the face of the hubris of its operators – and bewildering many as to how such a famed tragedy could be transformed into a leisurely tourist attraction.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 25, 2016 14:44

    They don't have to build a ship if they just want to get rid of people. All their other devices do that already. Since they are always changing the name to avoid "copyright", what they gonna... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 10, 2016 08:08

    Someone is watching too much Rick and Morty... More


China Quality Boob Implants Migrate to Stomach

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In a ghastly medical anomaly, the breast implants of a middle-aged Chinese woman (acquired when she was younger) have shifted from her chest down to her stomach, an extraordinary feat that likely few thought was possible.

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  • cpc65 commented on December 2, 2016 09:29

    The hack surgeon must have been a real boob.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 2, 2016 08:49

    oh rly?... More


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Beijing’s “Smog Free Tower” (which is apparently the world’s largest outdoor air purifier) has had its name changed due to underwhelming performance in pollution control, with the tower now being humiliatingly renamed to the “Smog Warning Tower”.

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  • Riiku commented on November 28, 2016 06:53

    "Daan Roosegaarde" Whaat a straange naame thiis guuy haave... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 27, 2016 05:13

    that is actually true. Look up "City of Steam" and "Firefall", and how they looked before and after the chinese got their greasy fingerprints all over them.... More


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An anime exhibit held in a Beijing shopping mall has been amassing attention for all the wrong reasons, as the life-sized statues on display have demonstrated the usual level of “China quality” that many have unfortunately come to expect and even anticipate…

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  • Anonymous commented on November 7, 2016 01:52

    Looks like a paper mache statues with drawn and paint by a elementary schoolers from a certain school in Beijing.... More

  • Arpaschad commented on November 3, 2016 21:27

    Those statues just went full retard...... More


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While cans of breathable air are far from a rarity, this latest product from novelty shirt shop Plaster 8 has taken to selling cans of Beijing’s notoriously air, causing much bewilderment as to how this vapid concoction accrued such demand…

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  • Anonymous commented on October 28, 2016 23:38

    I bet a lot of countries won't let you import that for regulatory reasons.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 28, 2016 23:30

    Cancer in a Can... More


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