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A man has cut off his own testicles after his wife refused his advances, reasoning that without them he could not be tempted into adultery by sexual frustration.

The 40-year-old Colombian farmer describes how his experience gelding farm animals led him to try the procedure on himself:

“I’ve castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed.

I thought that’s what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!

When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I wouldn’t keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner).”

Doctors report he did a thorough job, having completely lost his testicles, but that the wound has become infected.

Via Heaven.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:00 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Geez, hadn't the guy heard of divorce?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:07 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Devoting too much to 3D... Fail.
    Wife wouldn't want to have sex? Have sex with someone else then

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    Comment by Pantsu Dorobou
    22:19 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He's the role model of a husband.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:47 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Women are meant to be fucked

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:39 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am a woman, and yet I agree with the above statement.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:51 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if he's really a christian he should have know, that's why god invented fapping

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:00 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How symbolic. I honsetly think it would be better if you just listen to your balls in cases like these, instead of giving up your own desire because of some crazy rule system (in this case Christianity :P)

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:36 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Better than the guy who infected his wife with HIV.

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    Comment by yaku
    20:21 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahahahaha you beat me to the punch, anon.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:39 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    im a christian so i have decided to cut off my balls for god =_=

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:44 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good now he can't pass on his stupidity genes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:18 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What a good guy... wait no what?! waaaaiiit

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:43 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahaha "The wound had become infected" were's your God know christian?

    Comment by Dark Mage
    07:53 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yah I think God would have wanted him to get a divorce or a mistress.
    The infection points to this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:25 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fucking american christians, pushing my faith on to everyone.

    I believe in God (not that Jesus bullcrap)seriouly what the hell is a dead carpeter going to do for you?

    But every church I go to is full of deranged losers (few nice vicers thought), I want to make my own church where you sit down for a few mintues and pray, then have food, then leave, all in the space of about 10 mintues.

    And none of that new age christian song bullshit, get some of those awesome choir songs in.

    Anyway just to let you know theres at least 1 sane godian (that it I'm changing the name, who the fuck gives a fuck about christ, what the hell did he do?)

    Oh and don't believe the Bibel, it might have been "gods word" one day, but after the roman court got its hands on it, its just a bad fanfic. with a few good stories none the less

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:29 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wouldn't that make you a Jew, if you do like the bits about God, but don't see anything in the bits about Christ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:43 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *claps* well said.

    thank God I believe in science.

    I just LOL'd.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:28 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Poor guy. Dumb but I feel pity for him since he decided to stay faithful to his wife who is definitely screwing other guys.

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    Comment by Simca
    02:40 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ah, simca doesn't know if she should pity him or hit him in the head for being so stupid (#=n=)

    hasn't the man thought of ways to woo his wife? maybe love has been lacking in their relationship lately so she didn't want to have sex with him.

    another theory could be that his wife is menopausal, woman at that age tends to not have the urges for sex.

    sheesh..simca is getting a headache from such idiots!

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    Comment by icecoldgangstaa
    15:52 29/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agh I can imagine the pain...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:31 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Surprisingly, that is actually grounds for divorce. Christian law states that if the wife aint giving it up, then she aint fulfilling her duties as a wife.

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    Comment by Fonzer
    07:31 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wife and man fail.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    07:50 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the dumbass.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    more importantly, who made this drawing..it's gureattttt o_O

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:39 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahhh, redneck farmers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:13 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh goddammit I had just forgotten about the pain olympics too.

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    Comment by Lulzylulz
    13:20 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If that's what he wanted to do to avoid possible temptation or raping has wife, it's his choice. I don't see why everyone's ragging on 'em, although I see why it sounds rather extreme.

    If people say fapping to porn and ecchi or getting a fleshlight or dutch wife is good as it may stop people from adultery or rape, and loli to avoid Hanson and the van, what's wrong with his choice? It's not like he has much access as us to an universe or 5 of content at a click of a button or a walk to the nearest magazine shop.

    Then again, if his wife was giving him some serious blue balls, she should know that marriage is is a two-way street. But he might have been coming on too strong may have had been asking for it 3 times a day or some craziness with the farm animals and had it coming...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:35 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What kind of reasoning is he was a Christian so he sined by mutilating himself to avoid another sin? Seems more like poor inbreed trash trying to come up with a reason after the fact or pure stupidity.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:45 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    =/ Castration's been going on for millenia; it's really not that big a deal, as long as he personally wanted it. It's not like you'll die from cutting your balls off, and eunuchs go on with their lives. The only weird thing is that he did it himself instead of getting a doctor or something.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:45 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I sure can't agree with what he did, she has her way now. If he had jumped off a cliff instead, she would have nothing. Is there any other reason to live, as a man, than to be able to know they are still there and are use-able rather one is married or single or seperated? With out the ability to wack at least, I would either picked, Leave Her number 1 or jump off a really big cliff number 2 or filed for a divorce, the courts even in that country don't take the guys nuts for a settlement after all, you can still wack with a divorce...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:50 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well, since he is a farmer beating the ass of that old hag and finding a beautiful young lover is a good option. If his so called "wife" is really the owner of the farm, he could just beat her in the night take any money and jewelry and then get the fuck out and start a new life ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:36 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fail life is fail, I suppose.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:38 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's was Colombians are inferior to us migthy Mexicans! ANY mexican man would kick that old hag in the face, and find a young beautiful new señorita to fuck with her night and day. The only way to not be temped by adultery is commiting it any day you want ^_^

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    Comment by kensuke
    14:28 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Always i think the people can't be more and more stupid, but everyday has someone that crosses that barrier, and im not talking about the colombian farmer, its about the stupid racism that u profess Mr. Anon Macho men... Anyway, i feel bad for that poor farmer (i heard the news in the radio, because yes, i'm colombian too) but not for one man means that all the people in one country do the same. And i don't think all mexican people are stupid as u.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:36 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Enjoy the circumcided penises of american soldiers in their colombian bases after the give a couple of dollars to your mother or sister for a blowjob ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:09 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...A mexican non the less...no brain just muscle...thats all needed to cross the desert...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:41 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That definitely, absolutely, and most likely sucked for him....He didn't had to do that, but he did anyway. I'm at a loss for words on this guy's actions. I mean the real solution should not have been that far off if he wanted to get her to have sex. But never mind that, it's way too late now....I feel like an a**hole just talking about this man.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:04 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is she really worth it to cut off your own balls?! Christian or not....

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    Comment by Smiling Jack
    10:03 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hispanic men always tend to blow things out of proportion it seems.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:01 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now his wife will have to live with the guilt. Girls just don't realize that if we don't fuck, we don't continue to live.

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    Comment by Cosplaying God
    10:04 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are so right. Not getting sexual pleasure can be bad for us guys. So ladies. Please remember to give us pleasure.

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    10:36 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude, ever heard of fapping?

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    Comment by hachi
    10:50 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    iirc without balls there is no erection. hence no fapping. oh you mean before he cut his off...

    he should have thought this through a little more. Or not been born a backwoods Christian hick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:23 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No one is born a Christian.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:36 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Makes perfect sense if you think about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:49 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes it does. Not having sex? Cut off your testicles. There, problem solved!

    ...wait...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:00 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone should have introduced the man to 2D.

    Well, too late now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:05 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He's a farmer for crying out loud.
    Do they get internet services?

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    Comment by yaku
    20:14 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mail order magazines, perhaps? A little porn here and there never hurts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:32 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shizzz yo, aint that be sin yo. if yo wife ain't be yo porn, yo choke that ho.







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