Top Hong Kong airline Cathay Pacific has been embroiled in a high altitude sex scandal after one of its pilots inadvertently leaked photographs of his stewardess girlfriend fellating him in the cockpit and posing salaciously about the plane.
Cathay Pacific claims the plane was on the ground while all this service was going on and thus posed no particular danger to anyone:
“There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest that the act took place inflight, and there are no reasons to believe that any safety breaches have occurred.”
They seem less sure of themselves in other comments to Chinese media:
“One of the photos appears to have been taken inside an aircraft cockpit. There is no way to tell conclusively whether the photo was taken while the aircraft was on the ground or airborne.”
They have pledged to investigate this unpardonable misuse of company property, whilst the pictured pilot has apparently since filed a police report saying the pictures were stolen from his PC.
wow
…what a f$ckin moron.this lady does that stuff for him and this idiot-or ASSHOLE-lets his photos ”get leaked.”what a DUMB ass.what a LOSER.the guy must be mentally special.he must be.youd have to be-TO LEAK YOUR %@#^%#^$ SPECIAL PHOTOS OF SOMETHING THAT CAN RUIN LIVES!!!!!!!!
OMG say it aint so! I am just never gonna fly again (even if this did occur airborne, -which it didn’t) or wait..let me think here a second…
In the entire cumulative history of aviation (not even just airlines), how many accidents have been attributed to flight crew having sex? Ahhh…hold it! I know the answer…N O N E !
Settle down folks. Relax. Your not gonna die any time soon in an airliner, for any reason whatsoever, let alone this reason. Now, on the other hand, DRIVING TO THE AIRPORT…all bets are off on that!
I think next time, I might fly with Cathay :D..seems interesting 😀
“Is there anything else I can get you sir?”
“Yeah…how about a blowjob?..C’mon, how come the captain gets this privilage and I don’t”
[booking flight]…:
seat preference: window or isle – window
meal preference: chicken or seafood – chicken
stewardess preference: blowjob or sexual pose – both
😀
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