Monk’s Mighty Penis Pulls 18-Ton Bus

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A Chinese monk from Huizhou seasoned in the art of Kung fu has pulled off a penis-based feat of epic proportions by towing an 18-ton bus using only his masterful member, certain to make any onlooking male grasp their manhood in terror.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 18, 2017 04:29

    The bus will explode later. Penis always explodes in right hands...... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 18, 2017 01:44

    In short: fake... More


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The ransomware attack that has been regarded as the most wide-scale cyber attack in history has supposedly slowed China’s daily activities to a standstill, as its ATMs, traffic police, immigration authorities, public security bureaus and even school computers have been rendered useless (unless they pay the ransom, which will likely do nothing but line the criminal’s pockets).

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  • Anonymous commented on May 23, 2017 03:25

    @22:35 "the left and right media machines of the UK fucked him by releasing all his private info against his wishes" how's that a good thing again?... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 23, 2017 03:22

    @12:46 I'm sure Sankaku Complex is one of your bookmarks senpai... More


Shintaro Ishihara “Obama Tried to Assassinate Me”

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None too popular former Tokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara is still maintaining public attention even in his dotage, now claiming that former president Obama tried to assassinate him while he was in office, an unusually hard to believe statement even for the master of such.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 19, 2017 00:12

    Shintaro Ishihara crawl back to the Hell where you came from.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 18, 2017 11:54

    If Obama wanted to kill this guy, he would have just ordered a drone strike and declared Ishihara an "enemy combatant".... More


Constipated Man “Shoved An Eel Up His Ass”

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A visit to the hospital by a Chinese man afflicted with stomach pains has led to doctors astonishingly extracting an eel from his stomach, with the man inserting the aquatic animal into his anus in an attempt to unblock his intestines – and no doubt garnering the wrath of PETA.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 03:32

    What a dumb chink.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2017 22:36

    I guess this bloke hasn't seen A Cure For Wellness.... More


WeChat Promotional Video Absurdly Sweet

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Chinese messaging service WeChat has unveiled a promotional animation featuring its many sticker-based characters, with cooking expert Elise taking the lead role whilst providing watchers with a myriad of cute visuals that may yet convince them to use the service themselves (if they aren’t already).

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  • Anonymous commented on April 23, 2017 14:49

    so cuteee... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2017 11:39

    Cute~... More


Chinese Man “Marries AI Robot Waifu”

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A Chinese engineer has recently wed an AI robot that he himself created, naturally garnering a wealth of concerned reactions (as well those who naturally consider this the way of the future) and certainly giving a whole new meaning to being “married to one’s work”.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 9, 2017 08:31

    It will rather burn. Li-ion low quality akku + gas emitted by China quality plastic... 60% burn his house 25% poison him 10% burn him nad his penis 5% explode.... More

  • Riiku commented on April 8, 2017 00:57

    her first words prorably was: 你的...呃...我的嘴巴... More


Ovarian Eggs For Cash “$40,000 for 20”

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Cash strapped Chinese are apparently no longer limited to just hawking a kidney or two to afford the latest iPhone, as it transpires women can now sell their ovarian eggs for as much as 250,000 yuan for 20, and with far fewer consequences given fertile women have hundreds of thousands of them to spare.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 4, 2017 18:56

    Puts a whole new meaning to Amu Hinamori's immortal question from Shugo Chara ep 03, "Why do you want my eggs?" But now that ovarian eggs have become a commercial product in China, will they start... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2017 23:18

    dafuk, they're already overpopulated as it is and now they're even having a backdoor deals to increase more of them? Chinks are crazy i tell you... More


Caretaker Poisons Kindergarten Over Pay

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Chinese police have arrested an enraged caretaker who resorted to poisoning a kindergarten full of kids after she was denied a pay raise.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2017 01:08

    Americanize them.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2017 01:07

    Murrican stereotype is not pedo, it's debu!... More


Woman Fends Off Rapist With Compliment

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A Hong Kong woman who managed to escape the clutches of a rapist by distracting him with an unexpected compliment has recently become the center of media attention for her novel self-defense tactic (complemented of course by a rather more conventional one).

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  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2017 07:37

    now he knows xD not to try that shit... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2017 22:52

    Setting that aside, you yourself need help gaining a few more IQ points. And with "a few more" I mean enough to reach the average, even if it means a couple of dozen.... More


China “Evicts 172,000” for Panda Park

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172,000 Chinese humans are being forcibly relocated so that a park spanning 3 Chinese provinces can be built for the endangered and very lovely panda bear.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2017 22:28

    Why do you assume this park is for 1 panda only? If you've ever seen goldfish aquariums in Chinese restaurants, you'd know the Chinese are much more likely to fit 10 pandas per square meter in... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2017 22:24

    I wouldn't mind seeing America evict a couple of their own people either, but let's face it. They won't do it. It's much more "productive" to let Nazi Germany mow them down on some French beach... More


China Boy Crucified For Not Doing Homework

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A young boy “crucified” and put on display on the street by his parents for the heinous crime of not doing his homework has been garnering the usual abundance of disgust and hatred from the online masses.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 11, 2017 09:10

    This is Kung-Fu Training.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 8, 2017 09:18

    Child.. protective.. services? In a country where the government until recently forbade parents to have more than one child? Where the milk powder is laced with poison, because chabuduo? Child protective services in China is... More


China Quality Glass Walkways Banned

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The rapidly growing “industry” of sky-high glass walkways has been forcibly suspended in Beijing due to confusion over who is supposed to be responsible for safety, apparently an excuse for the city to try and duck the blame for any future accidents of China quality construction.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 22, 2017 00:31

    "Those wondering why safety was not the foremost priority... may be glad that safety has now become a major concern" It is not. The major concern is who's going to get blamed after the accidents. They'll... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 21, 2017 21:41

    Haha cherrypick some more numbers dumbass.... More


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