Constipated Man “Shoved An Eel Up His Ass”

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A visit to the hospital by a Chinese man afflicted with stomach pains has led to doctors astonishingly extracting an eel from his stomach, with the man inserting the aquatic animal into his anus in an attempt to unblock his intestines – and no doubt garnering the wrath of PETA.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2017 22:36

    I guess this bloke hasn't seen A Cure For Wellness.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2017 20:14

    Damn eel spamming SC from the afterlife.... More


WeChat Promotional Video Absurdly Sweet

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Chinese messaging service WeChat has unveiled a promotional animation featuring its many sticker-based characters, with cooking expert Elise taking the lead role whilst providing watchers with a myriad of cute visuals that may yet convince them to use the service themselves (if they aren’t already).

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  • Anonymous commented on April 23, 2017 14:49

    so cuteee... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2017 11:39

    Cute~... More


Chinese Man “Marries AI Robot Waifu”

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A Chinese engineer has recently wed an AI robot that he himself created, naturally garnering a wealth of concerned reactions (as well those who naturally consider this the way of the future) and certainly giving a whole new meaning to being “married to one’s work”.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 9, 2017 08:31

    It will rather burn. Li-ion low quality akku + gas emitted by China quality plastic... 60% burn his house 25% poison him 10% burn him nad his penis 5% explode.... More

  • Riiku commented on April 8, 2017 00:57

    her first words prorably was: 你的...呃...我的嘴巴... More


Ovarian Eggs For Cash “$40,000 for 20”

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Cash strapped Chinese are apparently no longer limited to just hawking a kidney or two to afford the latest iPhone, as it transpires women can now sell their ovarian eggs for as much as 250,000 yuan for 20, and with far fewer consequences given fertile women have hundreds of thousands of them to spare.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 4, 2017 18:56

    Puts a whole new meaning to Amu Hinamori's immortal question from Shugo Chara ep 03, "Why do you want my eggs?" But now that ovarian eggs have become a commercial product in China, will they start... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2017 23:18

    dafuk, they're already overpopulated as it is and now they're even having a backdoor deals to increase more of them? Chinks are crazy i tell you... More


Caretaker Poisons Kindergarten Over Pay

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Chinese police have arrested an enraged caretaker who resorted to poisoning a kindergarten full of kids after she was denied a pay raise.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2017 01:08

    Americanize them.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2017 01:07

    Murrican stereotype is not pedo, it's debu!... More


Woman Fends Off Rapist With Compliment

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A Hong Kong woman who managed to escape the clutches of a rapist by distracting him with an unexpected compliment has recently become the center of media attention for her novel self-defense tactic (complemented of course by a rather more conventional one).

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  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2017 07:37

    now he knows xD not to try that shit... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2017 22:52

    Setting that aside, you yourself need help gaining a few more IQ points. And with "a few more" I mean enough to reach the average, even if it means a couple of dozen.... More


China “Evicts 172,000” for Panda Park

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172,000 Chinese humans are being forcibly relocated so that a park spanning 3 Chinese provinces can be built for the endangered and very lovely panda bear.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2017 22:28

    Why do you assume this park is for 1 panda only? If you've ever seen goldfish aquariums in Chinese restaurants, you'd know the Chinese are much more likely to fit 10 pandas per square meter in... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2017 22:24

    I wouldn't mind seeing America evict a couple of their own people either, but let's face it. They won't do it. It's much more "productive" to let Nazi Germany mow them down on some French beach... More


China Boy Crucified For Not Doing Homework

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A young boy “crucified” and put on display on the street by his parents for the heinous crime of not doing his homework has been garnering the usual abundance of disgust and hatred from the online masses.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 11, 2017 09:10

    This is Kung-Fu Training.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 8, 2017 09:18

    Child.. protective.. services? In a country where the government until recently forbade parents to have more than one child? Where the milk powder is laced with poison, because chabuduo? Child protective services in China is... More


China Quality Glass Walkways Banned

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The rapidly growing “industry” of sky-high glass walkways has been forcibly suspended in Beijing due to confusion over who is supposed to be responsible for safety, apparently an excuse for the city to try and duck the blame for any future accidents of China quality construction.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 22, 2017 00:31

    "Those wondering why safety was not the foremost priority... may be glad that safety has now become a major concern" It is not. The major concern is who's going to get blamed after the accidents. They'll... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 21, 2017 21:41

    Haha cherrypick some more numbers dumbass.... More


China Quality Ride Murders Child

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China quality products have caused yet another tragedy, with a ride at Zhaohua Park captured on camera bashing a young girl to death in an incident which seems not to have attracted so much as a fine, the park instead opting to pay off the girl’s parents with a miserly $100,000.

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  • YotaruVegeta commented on February 19, 2017 08:30

    Shit.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 9, 2017 03:23

    The engineer was chinese, you fucking idiot. China is a fucking shithole because its people are driven by greed and selfishness. They are monsters who don't hesitate to sacrifice children if it saves them money.... More


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Surveillance cameras have captured the thieving deeds of one desperate China man who infiltrated a sex shop early in the morning to steal a full-body sex doll (total: ~$44), with whatever criminal penalties his crime might attract likely paling compared to the lifelong celibacy which awaits him should he be caught.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 2, 2017 05:50

    If he had bought too many small plastic figurines of anime girls 180$ each (warm up), then he had not enought money for real sex doll (orgasm).... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 2, 2017 00:10

    That like 2 months of wages in China, it's completely understable... More


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Images have begun to circulate online of some “special head-wear” that one Chinese school has implemented to prevent their students from cheating – the head-wear in question being a truly high tech solution in the form of a page of newspaper with a hole cut out of it.

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  • Onan the Fapbarian commented on January 15, 2017 04:26

    I think this is the first time China worries about copying something... More

  • Riiku commented on January 10, 2017 01:26

    I keep reading news like this about China and I think it's a shitty place, and then I hear awesome news, like for example some chinese scientists have successfully transplanted mouse a head and it's... More


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