China Quality Glass Walkways Banned

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The rapidly growing “industry” of sky-high glass walkways has been forcibly suspended in Beijing due to confusion over who is supposed to be responsible for safety, apparently an excuse for the city to try and duck the blame for any future accidents of China quality construction.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 22, 2017 00:31

    "Those wondering why safety was not the foremost priority... may be glad that safety has now become a major concern" It is not. The major concern is who's going to get blamed after the accidents. They'll... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 21, 2017 21:41

    Haha cherrypick some more numbers dumbass.... More


China Quality Ride Murders Child

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China quality products have caused yet another tragedy, with a ride at Zhaohua Park captured on camera bashing a young girl to death in an incident which seems not to have attracted so much as a fine, the park instead opting to pay off the girl’s parents with a miserly $100,000.

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  • YotaruVegeta commented on February 19, 2017 08:30

    Shit.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 9, 2017 03:23

    The engineer was chinese, you fucking idiot. China is a fucking shithole because its people are driven by greed and selfishness. They are monsters who don't hesitate to sacrifice children if it saves them money.... More


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Surveillance cameras have captured the thieving deeds of one desperate China man who infiltrated a sex shop early in the morning to steal a full-body sex doll (total: ~$44), with whatever criminal penalties his crime might attract likely paling compared to the lifelong celibacy which awaits him should he be caught.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 2, 2017 05:50

    If he had bought too many small plastic figurines of anime girls 180$ each (warm up), then he had not enought money for real sex doll (orgasm).... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 2, 2017 00:10

    That like 2 months of wages in China, it's completely understable... More


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Images have begun to circulate online of some “special head-wear” that one Chinese school has implemented to prevent their students from cheating – the head-wear in question being a truly high tech solution in the form of a page of newspaper with a hole cut out of it.

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  • Onan the Fapbarian commented on January 15, 2017 04:26

    I think this is the first time China worries about copying something... More

  • Riiku commented on January 10, 2017 01:26

    I keep reading news like this about China and I think it's a shitty place, and then I hear awesome news, like for example some chinese scientists have successfully transplanted mouse a head and it's... More


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A Chinese man’s masturbatory antics went awry after utilizing a “steel penis trap” (apparently a rather grotesque fetish tool) as he had trapped his member in the device, causing firefighters to come to his rescue and likely bringing him a great deal of embarrassment in addition.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 13, 2017 22:10

    Must've been "made in china". You won't get that with Japanese made products :D... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 7, 2017 07:25

    I guess he did that on purpose, how do I know, because look how he enjoy's it, he is so calm and maybe he thought someone is gonna suck it.... More


Trump’s Giant Cock Erected in China

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A gargantuan cock boasting the signature coiffure of US president-elect Donald Trump has been erected to celebrate the Chinese year of the rooster, delighting both the Chinese – who cannot help but respect competent leaders, unlike the still half-cucked American electorate – and the English speaking world, for whom a good punning is nearly as enjoyable as a good round of pizza is to a beltway spirit-cooker.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 4, 2017 21:37

    very familiar with chinese cocks aren't ya?... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 2, 2017 21:00

    haha how triggered do you have to be to call sancom 'moralist'... More


Chinese Nutcracker “Actually Hand Grenade”

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One rather oblivious man has handed his prized nutcracker (that he had been using for 25 years) over to police after discovering that it was actually a grenade, generating the usual incredulity and incomprehension from those unable to understand how the man could not tell the difference.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 27, 2016 15:57

    Someone with a fuck'n clue? WTF you doing here?... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 27, 2016 13:33

    "but was made to explode" still did not explode after year after year of beating nuts....... More


Chinese Hostage Drills “Totally Unrealistic”

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Hostage rescue drills performed by Chinese soldiers have been recorded and uploaded to the internet for all to witness, quickly drawing criticism due to their low budget production quality and lack of realism, certainly appearing to be quite similar to other China-made products whilst drawing out those with less than positive appraisals of China’s lately all but untested battlefield prowess.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 23, 2016 10:58

    I'd comment on how Western "drills" often coincidentally turn out to be otherwise, but I don't want to get arrested for propagating "fake Russian news".... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 21, 2016 11:07

    At least they have Roman tactics.... More


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China has declared that construction on its life-sized replica of the Titanic has begun, doubtless intending to faithfully capture not only the ship’s stately appearance but also the dread felt by passengers when it begins to sink in the face of the hubris of its operators – and bewildering many as to how such a famed tragedy could be transformed into a leisurely tourist attraction.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 25, 2016 14:44

    They don't have to build a ship if they just want to get rid of people. All their other devices do that already. Since they are always changing the name to avoid "copyright", what they gonna... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 10, 2016 08:08

    Someone is watching too much Rick and Morty... More


China Quality Boob Implants Migrate to Stomach

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In a ghastly medical anomaly, the breast implants of a middle-aged Chinese woman (acquired when she was younger) have shifted from her chest down to her stomach, an extraordinary feat that likely few thought was possible.

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  • cpc65 commented on December 2, 2016 09:29

    The hack surgeon must have been a real boob.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 2, 2016 08:49

    oh rly?... More


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Beijing’s “Smog Free Tower” (which is apparently the world’s largest outdoor air purifier) has had its name changed due to underwhelming performance in pollution control, with the tower now being humiliatingly renamed to the “Smog Warning Tower”.

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  • Riiku commented on November 28, 2016 06:53

    "Daan Roosegaarde" Whaat a straange naame thiis guuy haave... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 27, 2016 05:13

    that is actually true. Look up "City of Steam" and "Firefall", and how they looked before and after the chinese got their greasy fingerprints all over them.... More


Under-Performing Chinese Employees Down Live Worms

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The latest in degrading punishments for Chinese employees takes the form of live worm-eating, a grotesque and humiliating abuse that has been as ill-received online as by those forced into the slimy situation.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 24, 2016 14:47

    its not that bad because its meal worms. if it was earth worms i would puke. also live squid is tasty. chocolate covered ants are also nice... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 24, 2016 05:31

    Don't worry, Trump will make it for you too. Capitalism is capitalism: people are worth less than worms.... More


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