Anyone fearing for the quality of SNK Heroines need worry no longer – it left a numale games reviewer literally shaking, praising its “sexy, large-breasted anime-styled depictions of women” and delivering such ringingly endorsing it as “questionable”, even suggesting all right-thinking gamers rush out to “get their anime tiddies to own the libs”.
The Critical Hit piece’s review of the game (which was meant to target a casual audience) soon had him affirming its “questionable” design:
“SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy looked like a terribly pervy fighting game featuring scantily clad renditions of the girls and women from various SNK fighting games past. I thought that while its content and art-direction would be questionable, at least the fighting game bits would be great. I was right about one of those things. SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy is little more than an excuse to parade around sexy, large-breasted anime-styled depictions of women.”
The writer soon reaches literal soygasm criticizing the sexual depiction of its females:
“For some or other reason, when they wake up in the creepy mansion where they’re held captive, they’re missing half of their clothing or are dressed up in some sort of gaudy fetishized outfit. Barely-there attire, giant breasts and exposed pubis mons are on show, with their captor playing the creepy pervert angle; there are cameras around the mansion that regularly zoom in on the fighters’ massive mammaries.”
The Terry genderswap predictably enrages him too:
“Even SNK staple Terry Bogard isn’t spared this humiliation. He’s been transformed into a busty woman, wearing the shortest shorts; her trademark red cap now emblazoned with ‘Fatal Cutie’ instead of Fatal Fury. I’m not a prude out on some moral crusade, but this is trashy exploitative nonsense. The whole thing feels like some teenage boy’s masturbatory fan-fiction fantasy.”
There is even some mention of the gameplay:
“It’s always fun figuring out combos in fighting games, and that’s no different here – but the lack of depth quickly makes itself apparent and after a handful of fights you’ll have experienced everything that SNK Heroines has to offer. Maybe it’s been dumbed down so players can learn to play with one hand?”
Interestingly, the writer concluded that anyone interested in sexy anime girls must also be conservative:
“There may or may not be people questioning the game’s overt sexualising of women with obvious comparisons to Dead or Alive’s Xtreme spinoffs. There may also be people who’ll buy this game to get their anime tiddies to own the libs – and that’s fine. They’re welcome to waste their money.”
Anyone interested in getting their big ole anime tiddies to stick it to the libs can pick the game up now.
Its nice that SNK doesn’t give a damn about feminist ranting, they know well who their consumer base is and who aren’t.
i wasnt gonna get the game based on lack of depth to the engine. however f♥♥k SJWs im buying it to SPITE those prudes
One question: Why is it a bad thing to have a game that is sexualising women, or is “some teenage boy’s masturbatory fan-fiction fantasy.” ? Its a game. If you like it, buy it. If you dont like it, dont buy it.
Teenage boy’s aren’t supposed to masturbate, they are supposed to throw money at women in the hopes of pussy.
as a bi chic I love feminization. I love tiddies. f♥♥k sensitive SJW’s
sexualization* drunk.. also want this game.. its too bad I bought a new home.
and take away SJW only reason to complain? i think not.
SJWs don’t use reason nor have they had a reason to complain, because they’ll complain about anything just to have something to complain about.
pretty much this. Everyone knows the only winning move against da sexy stuff is to just ignore their existance and be tolerant.
Because it makes boys disrespect real women. Allegedly.
ikr just like violence in video games breed violence irl, allegedly.
I killed a spider few days ago. I didnt realize it then but it WAS after ive just finished playing a violent fantasy video game in which i kill spiders. Coincidence?
Still can’t believe a game with hot girls actually upsets some people. The west must really hate women.
No no, they hate hot women.
All of the fat bitches hate all the hot women, not the guys
If men like it, it’s objectification. If men hate it, it’s empowering.
Numales sticking up for pixel rights
I am a simple man. SJW tell me a product is bad and should not exists, I buy it.
You’re better off getting better fan service for free online, tbh.
They are a great way to find new content!
Indeed, this way I learned about Senran Kagura.
#MeToo lol