You mean I can finally grow my dick big enough to enjoy …

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Comment on Chinese TV’s “Mysterious Mushroom” Actually Onahole by Anonymous:

You mean I can finally grow my dick big enough to enjoy fucking a needle hole? SWEET!!

Anonymous made other comments on this post:

• Chinese TV’s “Mysterious Mushroom” Actually Onahole:
  

  fuck you，did you ever go to mainland？ don’t perorate without experience

• Chinese TV’s “Mysterious Mushroom” Actually Onahole:
  

  A food I’d like to give me immortality would be a magical burger that taste like the rainbow and shits out piles of money…

• Chinese TV’s “Mysterious Mushroom” Actually Onahole:
  

  You shouldn’t call someone a virgin when you are giving them advice on how to use a plastic vagina.

• Chinese TV’s “Mysterious Mushroom” Actually Onahole:
  

  mmmmm….. is that used :3

• Chinese TV’s “Mysterious Mushroom” Actually Onahole:
  

  LOL… epicly hilarioius

Recent comments by Anonymous:

• Top 25 Yandere:
  

  She is 70% jerkass and 30% tsundere, rather. She only deres on Kyon (and still treats him like an errand boy) and being a jerk to everyone else.

• Japan NEETer Than Ever:
  

  Also make unpaid internships and any other unpaid work illegal. Companies are now looking even at those 20-2k a year graduates and thinking that they are being paid too much.

• “.moe” Domains Approved:
  

  loli.du but some hater anon take it down

• Japan NEETer Than Ever:
  

  Know what’s funny? 50 years ago their “Greatest Generation” parents were saying this was exactly what was going to happen. They took everything their parents worked for to give them and then pulled the ladders up after themselves, leaving us nothing.

• Japan NEETer Than Ever:
  

  Hell the only jobs in my hometown are fast food and walmart. They had over 500 people apply for a medium wage job at Mcdonalds and walmart treats it’s workers so badly they all quite or are either fired within a few months. As somebody who has a family member working at walmart I honesly wouldn’t wish a job at walmart upon my worst enemy. It’s that damn bad. Gonna start my 3rd year of college soon and can’t find a part time job anywhere.