I kinda imagined how the whole scene worked. And I laughed. …

I kinda imagined how the whole scene worked. And I laughed.

Pokémon Collector Cuts Off Little Girl’s Clothes to Catch ‘Em:

Pokéfan Collector challenges you to battle! Pokéfan Collector sends out himself! Go Loli! Loli’s ability prepares to get raped. Collector used Scissor! Loli becomes confused! Collector ran away! Loli hurts herself in the confusion!
Pokémon Collector Cuts Off Little Girl’s Clothes to Catch ‘Em:

How do I know that you didn’t assault little girls, as experienceeeeeee? :V

Shingeki no Kyojin Shocks Fans:

Eating with passion.
Rozen Maiden Returns This Summer:

The same singer? Bestest news.
60% of Japanese Men “Like Girls Young as Possible”:

Your honor, my vampire waifu is way above the age of conscent.
Sony: “PS4 Gamers Will Love Using Their Real Names!”:

I heard some weird rumors that Microsoft plans to make their newer Windows operating systems to only run Windows Certified programs. Basically, something about paying Microsoft if you want your own software to be certified, so consumers to run it. Which, would affect PC-gaming world. It sounds like a big stretch, but eh. I’m getting bad vibes.
China: 4500 Pig Carcasses in River “No Health Risk”:

Unsellable even in China. Oh wow. They started to grow common sense.