Pokemon Go Fest 2017 Total Train Wreck

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The first ever “Pokemon Go Fest” (which, according to some, may be the last) held in Chicago’s Grant Park has unfortunately spelled disappointment for the 20,000+ people in attendance as a majority of players were unable to connect to the game – that is if they could even get past the 3 hour queue to get into the tiny park.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 25, 2017 19:27

    You call consle players 'sir'. Jeez, did they stop teaching kids basics?... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 25, 2017 18:06

    Pokemon go to the polls... More


Pokemon Go Legendaries Arrive – “Expect Stampedes!”

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Niantic have finally announced that legendary Pokemon will be coming to accident-inducing mobile game Pokemon Go, a surefire way of boosting notoriety for the now significantly less popular mobile title in addition to causing more horrendous accidents due to inattentive players.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 24, 2017 01:38

    Fidget spinners were around long before pogo (over 2 decades ago) they're just more in the news and on store shelves now. Still pointless.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 23, 2017 16:11

    I thought all these people moved on to fidget spinners... More


Pokemono Friends “Absolutely Brilliant”

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Pokemon and Kemono Friends have joined forces as one rather dedicated artist has recreated Pokemon’s original gameboy opening with the energetic Serval from Kemono Friends, additionally remixing the music to instead boast a symphony of Serval sounds to elevate the parody’s cuteness tenfold.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 24, 2017 21:42

    The same could be said about your post, no?... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 23, 2017 08:02

    aaaaand removed tomorrow by nintendtard... More


Pokken Tournament DX Announced

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A Nintendo Switch version of arcade game Pokken Tournament (also released for Wii U) has been announced in the form of Pokken Tournament DX, which includes all the Pokemon combatants from both the Wii U and arcade versions and may end up proving to be superior – forcing players to purchase the game a 2nd time.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 8, 2017 21:06

    Ports and remasters are a large part of the bread and butter of any developer nowadays. But when Nintendo releases a sequel, the babies go WAHHHHHH MOMMMY I HATE NINTENDO SOOOOOO MUCH MOMMY WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1111 I'd almost... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 8, 2017 21:02

    LOL! You fucking retard. Have you been living under a rock for the past 5 years? Remasters and re-releases make up like half the library on all consoles AND PC nowadays. A port of an... More


PokeLand Announced – “Another Smartphone Game?”

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The newest money-hoarding title to emerge for the Pokemon franchise has arrived in the form of “PokeLand”, another action game where players control Pokemon in real time and slated for release on smartphones – seemingly now the go-to platform when it comes to raking in cash via micro-transactions.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 4, 2017 16:23

    I have to "lol", sir. As if Pokemon games werent garbage right from the start. Yes they might have rescued Nintendo from Segas fate but look what we have. Sega a company not owning a... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 4, 2017 07:21

    Oh, I forgot to say... People who wanted Pokémon on mobile and the Nintendo investers in general, congrats on ruining the side series.... More


Splash! Magikarp “All About Raising Magikarps”

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Nintendo’s grasp on the smartphone market has tightened further with the release of “Splash! Magikarp”, a Pokemon game where players raise a useless Magikarp, certain to appease the numerous individuals who are extreme fans of the worthless critter (whose popularity has even snared him a special song).

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  • Anonymous commented on May 26, 2017 19:47

    Ive been playing it. I cried when the damn pidgeottos ate my magikarp twice.. wtf... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 24, 2017 12:29

    i dont know why i laugh so hard at the sandbag picture... More


Magikarp Song English Version Emerges

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The Pokemon franchise has released an English version of the cute “Magikarp Song”, sure to appeal to younger fans and possibly even the 30-year-old basement-dwelling virgins who refuse to grow up.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 17:42

    Geez, you snowflakes sure are easily triggered from a simple joke.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 03:19

    The classic CoD & 3D era GTA are also around that age of 20+ or older. I played GTA only because of the anime skin mods, then instead of insulting their anime fanbase with Princess Robot... More


Adorable Eevee Anime “Buy Our Merchandise!”

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A ridiculously cute Pokemon animation has featured the cute Eevee and its many evolutions, with the charming work unsurprisingly serving as an advertisement for the Pokemon Company’s new line of merchandise and demonstrating the company’s thirst for profits was far from slaked by the success of Pokemon Go.

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  • Riiku commented on May 11, 2017 02:43

    So what do I see in this video? That everybody is fucking but me. Actually I see that in every video.... More


Top 10 Nintendo Franchises With The Best Music

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Nintendo franchises with the most noteworthy musical scores have starred as the focus of this brand new list, bound to prove shocking to few as the oldest platformer in existence effortlessly snags first place.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 13, 2017 21:39

    The people who voted. Which explains why Mario is so high up. It's simply Nintendo's most well-known franchise, which means it gets a lot of votes from people who don't know anything else.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 11, 2017 12:10

    The newer games have a couple of epic tracks here and there. Skyward Sword had Lanayru Desert at least, for instance.... More


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The 20th money-grubbing movie of the Pokemon franchise has remade the first few episodes of the anime, explaining how Ash and his legendary Pikachu first met and bound to be ill-received by fans as a lazy attempt to rehash an old story that every die-hard fan likely already knows about since their first indoctrination into the cult of the pocket monster.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 6, 2017 08:30

    Pokemon setting as a bit weird if you go into details. Some pokemon are apparently sentient. So they arent so much beasts as different species who live in the wild like those blue cats from... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 6, 2017 01:26

    Rift doesn't know shit.... More


Pokemon Go Claims Another “He Had A Heart Attack”

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Mobile title Pokemon Go has managed to take the blame for taking the life of another human being for a reason other than carelessness (for once), as the old man playing immediately suffered a heart attack upon catching a rare pocket monster.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 4, 2017 19:02

    Dying from excitement? Oh boy, if only I could die like that.... More

  • SomeDuder commented on March 4, 2017 03:47

    I, too, love old man butteh... More


Official Magikarp Song “Now You Can Dance to It!”

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The most worthless creature in the Pokemon franchise has gotten a dance video to accompany the sad song it acquired back in July, mesmerizing younger and older fans alike with its cuteness and still somehow managing to include the franchise’s world-renowned Pikachu.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 27, 2017 12:19

    They will if they keep abusing it... It'll evolve into a Gyarados and kill them... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 27, 2017 09:18

    Them damn japs have no shame, I love it.... More


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