Tentacool Song Serene & Tranquil




Capitalizing on the popularity of the songs for Slowpoke, Mimikyu and Magikarp, yet another Pokemon song has been produced, this time for the tentacle-wielding Tentacool and bound to have fans rabidly buying up more merchandise as a result.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 19, 2017 10:24

    Cthulhu will revenge for this blasphemy!!!... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 18, 2017 09:38

    FUCK YOU & FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... More

New Mario Bros Hollywood Movie Rumored


The widely praised Mario franchise may once again become the victim of Hollywood as Nintendo are currently in talks about the production of a new movie, with the poor plumber looking likely to be humiliated twice in one lifetime.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 17, 2017 10:23

    Nintendo's trying to delete everything to do with that live action Zelda on Netflix while highlighting that they'll almost certainly block it from being shown at all costs. They know how much they can't fuck up... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 17, 2017 02:29

    So its going to be worse the original... More

Super Mario Odyssey Secrets: “Well Played Nintendo”




As indicated by raving reviews, fans have been greatly enjoying the recently released Super Mario Odyssey, though more adventurous players constantly looking for ways to either “break the game” or bypass challenges have discovered that Nintendo actually encourages and rewards such behavior.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 5, 2017 12:07

    Sounds like the waterfall safe room from Banjo-Kazooie. Some people thought it was a save-game importer or a tool for backwards compatibility. Probably just leftover parts that didn't get cleaned up too...... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 5, 2017 11:39

    there were some plans for a map there but in the end got canned and the devs forgot to delete it.... More

Super Mario Odyssey Sales Hit 2 Million in 3 Days


The next big Mario game, Super Mario Odyssey, has at last been unleashed on the depressingly faulty but at least now universally available Nintendo Switch, with the title’s overwhelming success proving none too shocking since Mario is such a well-known and popular mascot.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 4, 2017 14:08

    mario odyssey is shit and cappy is crappy. the fans have been starved since the failure of wii-u and that had no real mario game. so its a no-brainer it is selling. and the sad attempt... More

  • MARl0 commented on November 2, 2017 11:01

    The game is absolutely fantastic. Easily giving Breath of the Wild a run for its money in the game of the year race.... More

Super Mario Odyssey “No Longer Racist”




A rather joyous live action promotional video has emerged for Super Mario Odyssey, with previous accusations of the game being racist apparently vanishing despite the video once again revealing the “offensive” Mexican outfit.

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  • SomeDuder commented on October 20, 2017 03:39

    p. sure mexicans have other things to worry about than being fake-outraged by a japanese videogame, lmao. get hosed, mexicunts... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 15, 2017 04:43

    number of offended mexicans : 0... More

Pokemon Fire Red Unreal Engine Remake “DMCA Incoming”




Yet another Pokemon-related fan game has been revealed to be in production, this time a remake for the reputed Pokemon Fire Red is being produced using the ever impressive Unreal Engine 4 – allowing for a fun new take on the classic as well as raising a red flag for Nintendo, who will likely deal the fan project a takedown.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 17, 2017 10:44

    A Toyota? Lol. Combustion engine are just a thing of the past. Aventedor SV cost 500,000 USD but lost to both Model X and Model S. And this is just a family sedan and a big... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 15, 2017 08:03

    Should be renamed to Pokémon go brasil... More

Super Mario Odyssey “Assist Mode = Casual Mode”




Critics online have been showing dismay over a recently released Super Mario Odyssey trailer as it has unveiled that an “assist mode” will be an optional feature for players, which critics have deemed suitable for those who don’t wish to exert effort to complete their games.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 12, 2017 22:51

    Cry harder, rainbow haired commie faggot.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 12, 2017 22:49

    They should call it Takahashi Mode.... More

Super Mario World “Mario Was Originally Punching Yoshi”


An interview with some of the creators of beloved Nintendo classics Super Mario World and Yoshi’s Island has exposed the horrible truth regarding one of the animations for cuddly green dinosaur Yoshi, that being Mario was originally hitting Yoshi in the head – a revelation that will no doubt send PETA into a rage.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 3, 2017 22:33

    Yes, all hail the Lord of the Dance!... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 3, 2017 20:23

    The jungle savage is a gentile creature... watch while my hippie girlfriend attempts to mate with one and I raise their kid together. PETALIBCUCKLIFE... More

Splatoon 2 Europe Splatfest “Toilet Tier Creativity”


Disappointment has spread across the internet over the newly announced European Splatfest event for Splatoon 2, bringing up the ancient discussion of whether toilet paper should go over or under – a toilet tier topic seemingly irrelevant to Splatoon and possibly indicating that Nintendo is running out of ideas.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 2, 2017 17:19

    The question of great importance, it's like deciding between life and death of your family.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 2, 2017 12:33

    stupid lives patent application for it has it to the front.... More

Super Mario Odyssey Nets CERO B Rating


Bewilderment has spread across the internet over the reveal of Super Mario Odyssey‘s Japanese rating, with the consistently family-friendly franchise managing to obtain a Cero B rating (ages 12 and up) rather than the usual Cero A (for everyone) and causing many to begin theorizing as to what plumbing of the depths of depravity could have possibly brought on this change.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 23, 2017 12:19

    I'd buy it... More

  • cpc65 commented on September 23, 2017 11:30

    When childhood and very adult memories collide. *shivers* I am going to sit fully clothed in the shower rocking back and forth for a couple hours now.... More



A secret has been discovered to be laying dormant within the fast-selling Nintendo Switch, revealed to be an emulator containing the old Nintendo game “Golf” – though perhaps the more shocking revelation may be the fact that users must imitate Satoru Iwata’s notable hand gesture in order to gain access to it.

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  • Riiku commented on September 24, 2017 01:36

    I don't see why it's a disgusting practice. You pay for license. A license to use a certain content. It doesn't actually matters if that content is present in binary form on a data storage... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 22, 2017 12:26

    made the gesture for 15 min till I realized I hadn't set the clock to 07/11 fuck this shit... More

Mario’s Nipples Overwhelm Social Media


The latest hot topic about Super Mario Odyssey that has swept over social media has been none other than the reveal of Mario‘s nipples, naturally prompting all sorts of witty reactions from clever internet denizens and sure to be a breath of fresh air compared to all the previous complaints about the game being racist.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 19, 2017 03:47

    Amen... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 17, 2017 15:00

    If that's the case then they would be more traumatised by even a mosquito bite since it resemble a nipple.... More

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