Guro Baby Pears
- Categories: Anime Figures, News
- Date: Sep 6, 2009 10:42 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Food, Guro, Made in China, Statues
These disturbingly shaped pears are not, as might be thought, grotesque natural simulacra…
The manner of their creation is perhaps even more grotesque than the end result.
Via Heaven.










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I didn't get it too, why guro?
What? All they did was put a mould on the pears like on the last picture..
Offtopic:
In Hungary teachers do a striptease to their students:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1874459.ece?stripteasegoodness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgKpeb2StCY
Its a new type of Devil Fruit. ^___^
Someone should try doing a lolwut.
Biting pear FTW
¿QUE?
Yummy!
poor pears
thats called ginseng fruit..
not loli pear..
om g lololol
i gotta say thats kinda cool
The next big otaku food craze: ita-fruit
This vaguely reminds me of the bonsai kittens.
cool !!
itz the deity in them that makes them delicious.
Isn't this the Ren Shen Guo of Journey to the West?
That's exactly what I thought! Another one who knows Chinese legends!
Guro my ass. Looks more like SM pears.
Wow haha that's pretty random. Then again if you can get square watermelons. Am waiting for Potato SD Gundams.
It doesn't look grotesque at all to me.
want oppai version, ain't that hard to make yes???
i want to.
Yes.
fake...
this remind me of a Gensomaden Saiyuki where they have similar fruit...
They are not that grotesque if u think about it. I think its interesting
Haha it's cute :) Why it reminded me of this one:
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/5756/1247765875526.jpg
HAhahaha, did someone try to make the kids face into a potatoe? XD
that's just freaky....
wait for HUMAN VERSION!!!
make fat to thin!!!!
Soylent Green...
I find it cool
Interesting, Makes you want to make one
ikr?!
this is the same method in which Disney World/Land (idk, i forgot) makes their pumpkins into mickey mouse heads! I found it quite adorable. x)
They'll be making them look like vaginas pretty soon if they haven't already. >> XD
Fruit takeout: I'll have the penis pear with a giant clit mango.
:O..they should do this with Grapples. Yum. I'd be the healthiest person alive then.
... melonfuck?
Eww...
Melonfuck is an excellent manga...
I think its cool that can be done.. a lot of possibilities there. what about an 80's Voltron look?
It kind of looks like it already has a penis if you squint slightly. :V
Doraemon shape can be sell in Japan...
Now i demand a Hachune Miku shape!!
maybe if u can do that with a loli shaped mold
and on apples too....
make a pantsu shape =D
i don't get what's so guro about this...
One you bite its head off..
So you don't mind if I eat babies then?
Now wait a sec...that can sound awfully wrong.
om nom nom nom nom
Guro translate into many like
Bizarre or unnatural it doesn't necessarily mean what your probably thinking of which his probably blood and guts
Just what species of hand is holding the pear, anyway?
Despite the propensity to use them as such, hands do not have sexual organs.
They should make loli shaped pears. Sales will skyrocket.
K-on pears. They'll sell millions.
a fool and his money....
A Ritsu pear will D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y be delicious!!!
already doing ya know?
JUST DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Brixx were shat.
This is about as guro as eating Sour Patch Kids.
I've seen wineries do this with a wine bottle to get a whole fruit in the bottle. But shaping the fruit? Interesting.
Oh wow, new application of the footbinding technology.
Guro = Grotesque (at least that's the root of the word)
As far as pears go, I think they count as grotesque.
Good job chinks, you can be awesome if you chose to be, afterall.
this is nothing
check this out
http://dantri.vcmedia.vn/Uploaded/2009/09/05/tn_hoaqua59923.jpg
Hahahahaa You made me laugh so hard I fell out off my chair XD
...very good craftsman ship.
this is really cool imo, i'd love to have a pear tree in my backyard full of buddahs
Wow... this is something.. they are called babies and yet they look like buddahs.. either way won't they do something else with the shape maybe? Like.... make them into team logos?
A different site (BoingBoing, IIRC) I read called them Buddhas.
Isn't that what they are supposed to resemble?
See http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/09/06/guro-baby-pears/#comment-281725
Will I get a special power if I eat one of those pears?
eating baby pears will grant you inmortality!
Or at least a healthy colon
Wait, what the hell...?
This really reminds me of Journey to the West where these infant-shaped pears are supposed to extend lifespan. Sun Wukong took the tree down whilst attempting to get the pears for himself and the rest of the pilgrimage crew and it caused all sorts of hell to be raised.
Catholics have had a flavor saviour for centuries now. About time the Buddhists got in on the fun.
Also: I bet they're Sacrilicious.
Yes and if you eat more than 3 .. Fruitzilla will spit seeds at you for your blasphemy.