The Pokemon franchise has released an English version of the cute “Magikarp Song”, sure to appeal to younger fans and possibly even the 30-year-old basement-dwelling virgins who refuse to grow up.
The English iteration:
The original Japanese song:
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check Yes, show me everythingThe Pokemon franchise has released an English version of the cute “Magikarp Song”, sure to appeal to younger fans and possibly even the 30-year-old basement-dwelling virgins who refuse to grow up.
The English iteration:
The original Japanese song:
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Wow Sankakucomplex, way to go!
I dont know when you insulted so many of your own fans the last time, but this was absolutely classy
Good job being a fucktard really
Refuse to grow up? Bruh Pokemon main age group is 20+ year old.
The 10 year old kids play Call of Duty and GTA.
The classic CoD & 3D era GTA are also around that age of 20+ or older.
I played GTA only because of the anime skin mods, then instead of insulting their anime fanbase with
Princess Robot Bubblegum, Rockstar’s best sandbox competition allows for character customization with female voice and story script lines, anime-ish looking face and pupils, and an ingame collecable finder map.
Will not play newer GTA even if it is free, don’t have that much time for the 100%, nor the mood to anime mod it, then have the purchased game banned and locked.
Pokemon GO is for soccer moms.
Whoever wrote that article for Sankaku should fucken kill themselves. Not everyone chooses to live in a basement and is 30 yrs old and cant afford a prostitute. You stupid f♥♥k, its fucks like you who look down upon these degenerates to make themselves feel better.
Actually the weakest pokemon has to be ditto. It has no moves of its own and has to transform to copy other pokemon. Dittos main job is to be a breeding sex slave.
The next on the list should be caterpie it literally has nothing but stringshot
Wrong.
The pokemon with the least BST is wishiwashi, with 175 BST, it’s extremely frail, but his ability make up for it. Without this ability, the second in the top weakest pokemon is Sunkern, with 180 BST but is still extremely frail. Magikarp doesn’t even have the worst attacking moves in the game, and has a not too shitty moveset with access to Hydro Pump, and could set up with Z-moves.
The actual weakest pokemon is Cosmog, who is able to know only two moves, Splash and Teleport, making it absolutely useless in battle at any level, and it cannot breed.