The oft criticized “one-winged angel” that is Sephiroth will soon be making his way to arcade fighter Dissidia Final Fantasy, bound to appease the hardcore Final Fantasy VII fans with his “emo” personality and boss-level combat ability.
Sephiroth’s unsurprisingly sinister trailer, set to his famous theme:
Arcade title Dissidia Final Fantasy is already available for players to experience now.
Sephi: i gonna kill you.
Random: Hey wait a min pls…today is Mother’s day.
Sephi: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *commit suicide*
Victory tatatata tata tatataaaaa
Saying Seph has “boss-level combat ability” is like saying Madoka is a “fairly strong” magical girl. Bazookas just fire big bullets. Oh and flamethrowers? Yeah, above average sized lighters.
One of the most overrated characters in the history of gaming!
From one of the most overrated games in the history of gaming!
Brought to you by one of the most homosexually charged franchises in gaming history!
Y’all are a bunch of /v/ haters
Soon to be overtaken by Final Fantasy XV: Boyband Roadtrip.