
Final Fantasy VII‘s remake is courting yet more controversy with the news that “social conditions” – likely code for ravening feminists and their cadre of white knights in the gaming media mafia – is to force “prudence” in including any scenes from the original which could potentially upset them.
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As if recent revelations weren’t depressing enough for those in favor of Final Fantasy VII’s old turn-based combat, it has been announced that the Final Fantasy VII remake will also be a multi-part series, a choice that fans have already been denouncing as a cash-cow milking of the most embarrassingly epic proportions.
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Square Enix have seemingly not learned at all from their previous (and upcoming) releases in the Final Fantasy franchise, as the latest trailer for the Final Fantasy VII remake has been excoriating for apparently revealing the beloved classic has now taken the form of an action RPG – a choice that will likely have long-time fans converging on Square Enix HQ with flaming torches and pitchforks in hand.
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Final Fantasy VII heroine Yuffie (or a girl bearing a very coincidental resemblance to her in both looks and name) has become the star of a sexy new eroge entitled “Yuffie… Ninja Musume In A Trap“, subjecting the materia-loving ninja to the sexual desires of a multitude of foes while also boasting some unique gameplay for once – an unexpected event in the realm of H-games.
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The ridiculously popular Super Smash Bros for Wii U has welcomed Final Fantasy VII’s Cloud Strife into its roster of smashers in an event that few were expecting, no doubt generating a massive influx of both joyous celebration and incendiary repulsion alike.
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Legendary composer Nobuo Uematsu has shockingly revealed that he will not be composing the music for the highly anticipated Final Fantasy VII remake, bewildering many as to why and how Square Enix will be able to manage without Uematsu’s harmonious charms.
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Final Fantasy VII‘s horde of dedicated fans have been clamoring over the latest trailer for “FFVII: Re-Imagined”, a fan game that brings the familiar title to the world of 2D side-scrolling and that will certainly give players a different take on the epic RPG.
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No less than Cloud Strife of the legendary Final Fantasy VII has been given an abundance of birthday cheer by way of the usual barrage of congratulatory illustrations and the occasional cake, once again showing the level of respect that fans possess for the genre-defining if long back-burnered RPG.
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Reaction gatherers The Fine Bros have once again amassed attention with another popular reaction video, with Final Fantasy VII‘s trailer for its upcoming remake being the focus this time, and unsurprisingly garnering positive acclaim from gamers and bewilderment from non-gamers.
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Talented artists ecstatic about the upcoming Final Fantasy VII remake have hastily provided an amalgamation of impressive illustrations via Twitter in celebration, quite clearly emphasizing the pent-up desire that fans have bottled up for long years in anticipation of the beloved game’s utterly inevitable remake (or alternatively that Tifa’s tight tank top is as popular as ever).
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Unconfirmed rumors floating about the internet for the past few days have at last been officially confirmed via Sony’s fateful E3 press conference, as the legendary Final Fantasy VII is finally confirmed as getting a full scale remake.
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Final Fantasy VII inspired artists have joined forces in an attempt to recreate the legendary game’s most memorable moments through 2D art – sure to resonate with all those that adore the nostalgic classic.
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