Unko Collection: “Even Crappier Than KanKore”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Nov 17, 2014 01:55 JST
- Tags: Anthropomorphisation, Health, Kantai Collection, Medical, Parody
Health awareness group Unko Gakkai have created a rather comedic spoof of battleship anthropomorphisation blockbuster Kantai Collection with “UnColle” – transforming different types of intestinal bacteria and anti-cancer agents into cute collectible girls for the ultimate in colonic health.
The campaign intends to help promote colon cancer screenings and spread word on various related intestinal problems, going so far as to even create a card game in association with their parody – available at the DigiGame Expo this weekend at Akihabara UDX Akiba Square.
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I fail to see how they anthropomorphized these bacteria/agents. All they did was create a lineup of girls with random appearances, then staple a sign on them saying "I'm a bacteria/I'll make you feel better, chu~".
Someone, somewhere will buy 20 sets of them, so I suppose the desired effect is achieved regardless.
The other route would be do like Moyashimon.
still better Moyashimon if i could say since this is Unko
as creepy as ebola-chan, maybe.
There's actually an ebola-chan. While cute, she gives all sorts of 'danger' vibes.
That's the point
.... Cockroach, ..., battleships, ... Now bacterias and agents. What is next to go through "anthropomorphisation/moefication" process? Aeroplanes, buildings...
We actually already had a lot of airplanes. How about toxic substances... wait, I think that was done too.
That's what anticancer agents are.
Well I have seen anthropomorphisation of tanks from WW2, WW2 planes, even landmines. Have book that I bought in one of the shops in Akiba, when I was there. It basically shows these girl-tanks and there is text about the real tank like where it was fielded,info about research and development etc.
I wonder if they studied bacteria's behaviour to create proper characteristics for each 'shit girl'.
TIGHT GHOULPUSSIES
I thought that's the 90% premise behind all moefications, just random girls who may as well be original characters, but then put on the name of microbe/ship/historical figure/wtv.
Again, I don't see the point, why would being the representation of something that is not a girl be arousing to anyone? I don't mind if you like girls in Nazi uniforms, but what is the point of naming that girl Hitler?
Fapping to cancer was always my dream
“Even Crappier Than KanKore”
That's an impressive feat.
I expect lots of anal porn!
That'd be better as I fear there'll be loads of scat. And I just don't find that sexy.
Yeah, but I hope there will be more anal than scat.
The world needs to sexualize children more.
Japan is so obsessed by cute little lolis. I bet in the future if humanity invented a way to reconstruct your body to look any way you wanted, all Japan would be inhabited by a cute little anime lolis going about their business...
Same way as USA would be inhabited by buffed macho men hige tits big ass chicks in their 30s.
They better port it to Wii U-nko
Lolier than KanColle.
It's already good.
WTF is this shit?
Probably not intentional but HAH!
Ummmmmm......no.
at first i thought they're going to anthropomorphise shit from different animal, since u know, unko....
Anthropoopmorphized Moe!!!? I feel wasted thinking what to make of it.
Oh my god.
Diseases card game when? Ebola-chan, Cancer-san, AIDS-oneechan and Bubonic Plague-sama with Influenza-ojousama are waiting.
I'm totally playing that card game. I have infected you with Bubonic Plague-sama! What? You are playing the Penicillin Card? Hah! Foiled! You activated my antibiotic-resistance card!
The look on the face of the one on the left at the top of the first pic is absolutely terrifying.
That fist is going in if you want it or not.
enjoy your shit, fecophiliacs
WTF is this shit? LOL
this is sad. Kantai Collection should stick to hentai