Which of part of the female body a man most favours determines his entire personality – or so a much circulated list of 9 of those parts and their respective fancying personalities alleges, much to the aggravation of many men – most of whom are written off as “infantile simpletons”…
The piece, with gratuitous illustration:
1. Boobs
The simple and infantile type. He first experienced the breasts of his mother, and is unconsciously transported back to this period when he sees them.
2. Lips
The type with no self-confidence when it comes to sex. He tries to avoid this by concentrating on kissing…
3. Upper arm
The slow type who doesn’t notice a woman is fat.
4. Fingers
The sensitive and creative type. The fingers and hands are the source of human creativity.
5. Figure
The domineering husband type. It is not the part itself, but the curvaceous form with gives rise to the curves on a woman. They won’t accept beauty which doesn’t accord with their own sense of aesthetics.
6. Ass
The spoiled kid type. They go for any big bottom they are presented with. Like they want to return to the hole from which they sprang from or something.
7. Thighs
The settled type. Many men in their forties develop a thigh fetish.
8. Calf
The bright and optimistic type. Liking the look of a tightened calf is a sure sign of a sportsman.
9. Sole
The masochistic type. He wants to be trodden down. But if you take care of your feet they won’t really notice, they’ll just become excited.
Whether this is an accurate set of masculine stereotypes or merely an indication that the author is a flat-chested manicure-obsessed shrew is the subject of much debate online, with there being a certain amount of both pride and indignation at the majority of males being branded mere infantile morons:
“As a thigh and ass lover, I can’t help but agree!”
“Boobs!”
“Men who like bottoms and boobs are really held in contempt, aren’t they?”
“I like soles and fingers, but I’m no M…”
“Are there actually any guys who don’t like boobs?”
“Who cares about anything but boobs?”
“You lot need to be weaned!”
“The author is only positive about fingers and calves, places where everyone basically looks the same. Sounds like she has no confidence about her own figure!”
“They are all basically negative. Who writes these masturbatory articles?”
“I like legs, nice and smooth after bathing.”
“Thighs!”
“I’m more about armpits and the lower back myself…”
“What about toned abs?”
“The belly and navel, surely!”
“Connoisseurs really do go for the upper arm.”
“The back of the knee. But only those of JKs.”
“0 points for leaving out actual genitals.”
“It’s not a part, but most men really love garter belts.”
“Clavicles are where it’s at.”
“Well, men are just infantile simpletons in any case.”
Here’s a more accurate explanation that fits all of these:
“Those female parts look different to males, especially when compared to their own body, and so heterosexual males are naturally fascinated by and interested in what they do not have.”
So f♥♥k off, bullshit women’s magazines trying to destroy society.
They Forgot Pussy
Isn’t it just as bad to dismiss the article simply because the writer might be a “flat-chested manicure-obsessed shrew”? I’ll agree, it’s not fair to say these ideals appeal to all men, it’s sort of generalizing and not at all fair to paint any gender group with a broad brush. Men could like various parts of a woman’s body or merely like certain women for their personalities. But referring to the author in such a way isn’t fair either. It’s almost as immature as some of these descriptions. I don’t mean to rock the boat, it just felt like a sort of hateful, offhand comment.
That being said, these assessments seem to me like something a college kid who took one or two psych courses would label somebody with.
I wonder the name who drawed the pic “Lips”
Thank you~!
Actually I find this kinda insulting. A guy who likes boobs is an infantile, who likes the upper arm is slow, the one who likes lips lacks confidence, but the one who likes fingers is creative! >:(
How would girls feel when they would make one like this about them:
The flat chest lover: She lacks self confidence, so she looks for a man with muscle to compensate her lack of “strength”.
The round ass lover: She is a lazy type. she looks for phisicaly active men who will do the things she is too lazy to do, or to just support her easygoing lifestile.
The figure lover: The spoiled brat type. Spoiled from the start she always got what she wanted from her parents, she got a good job, career, etc. She judjes everything by they’r appearance, including the men…