Police have charged a woman they found onanising whilst driving.
Police initially pulled over the 36-year-old Cincinnati woman, unfortunately pictured, as they suspected her car windows were excessively tinted, but officers soon discovered why she might want such a dark tint.
She was, they reported, sat in the driver’s seat with her trousers unbuttoned and a vibrator in her lap, whilst watching a pornographic video on a laptop helpfully being held by a friend in the passenger seat.
Police ticketed her with a count of “impaired alertness” and another of having illegally tinted windows, and also charged her with possession of drug paraphernalia as she allegedly had part of a crack pipe in her purse.
Pics or it didn’t… oh wait.
GAWDDAMNIT! This is why I’m being slowly pushed to the other dimension! Comparing 2D to 3D using only images is a no contest at all.
I made the front page again it’s been a while.
Sorry but I read it on Heaven. You need to use the tips@sankakucomplex.com address in addition to your outstanding forum posts!
aish~
after seeing the picture on the intro of the topic, simca was expecting that the onanist will be some cute girl but then..
*sees pic of the offender*
ohshit..cannot unsee…>n< simca's eyes are scarred for life!
maybe if the offender was a cute girl, the police might have been lenient ne? but she was ughhh..doesn't even look like a 'she' OnO
simca is so creeped out ._.
Maybe she should have used more sound proofing on the windows instead of tint so the cops wouldn’t hear her ‘oh oh oooh ohh noooo oohhh ooh’ so loudly.
Like theres any one not going to know what that means….