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Woman Arrested for “Auto-Erotic” Driving

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Police have charged a woman they found onanising whilst driving.

Police initially pulled over the 36-year-old Cincinnati woman, unfortunately pictured, as they suspected her car windows were excessively tinted, but officers soon discovered why she might want such a dark tint.

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She was, they reported, sat in the driver’s seat with her trousers unbuttoned and a vibrator in her lap, whilst watching a pornographic video on a laptop helpfully being held by a friend in the passenger seat.

Police ticketed her with a count of “impaired alertness” and another of having illegally tinted windows, and also charged her with possession of drug paraphernalia as she allegedly had part of a crack pipe in her purse.

Just another one of the 15%.

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