Woman Arrested for “Auto-Erotic” Driving
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Aug 30, 2010 10:02 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Cars, Crime, Exhibitionism, Ohio, Onanism, Sex Toy, USA
Police have charged a woman they found onanising whilst driving.
Police initially pulled over the 36-year-old Cincinnati woman, unfortunately pictured, as they suspected her car windows were excessively tinted, but officers soon discovered why she might want such a dark tint.
She was, they reported, sat in the driver’s seat with her trousers unbuttoned and a vibrator in her lap, whilst watching a pornographic video on a laptop helpfully being held by a friend in the passenger seat.
Police ticketed her with a count of “impaired alertness” and another of having illegally tinted windows, and also charged her with possession of drug paraphernalia as she allegedly had part of a crack pipe in her purse.
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for the love of christ.. you couldn't just have left it alone and allowed us to keep thinking it wasn't some hideous black troll from the mines of moria...
Do not want.
Haha can't have tinted glasses because its a crime?
Losers.
Its legal here.
Most places don't allow you to tint the front windows. Safety hazard. Hard to see at night.
And the first anime pic is misleading... >_>
Soon you'll be telling us that having lights under your car is legal too...
(guffaws at the reaction of the guys)
Looks like Rupaul got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times.
p-p-p-p-p-pass!!
one look at the photo and i shudder
OH MY GOD!!! WHY DOES EVERY MUGSHOT HAVE TO BE SO HEINOUS?!
shouldn't this article be tagged as Bestiality?
I'll pretend I never saw it.
Why must there be ugliness? <:C
So that we can admire good looking people more like God intended. :P
But wouldn't that be easier if everyone was good-looking?
Ah...damn it....accidentally punch my LCD screen....
You mean you bitch slapped your LCD screen.
may god have mercy on that poor vibrator.
Whoa, cops actually giving out logical charges.
What she did was incredibly reckless and endangered lives. One should always give their full attention when driving. Sheesh. Her friend could have been driving while she masturbated.
Thankfully they didn't give her bullshit charges like public indecency. Although I'm not sure why tinted windows are illegal or how one can spot windows that are "too" tinted.
GAWDDAMNIT! This is why I'm being slowly pushed to the other dimension! Comparing 2D to 3D using only images is a no contest at all.
Pics or it didn't... oh wait.
I don't think Japanese women would do that while driving because I bet some of them don't own a car.Remember kids sure its fun to masturbate while driving but the cops spot you.
THE SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN LOL.
Mental scars hey.... :/
Anyone need Brain Bleach?
Ummm... when they say Onanize... I expected a hot chick.
aish~
after seeing the picture on the intro of the topic, simca was expecting that the onanist will be some cute girl but then..
*sees pic of the offender*
ohshit..cannot unsee...>n< simca's eyes are scarred for life!
maybe if the offender was a cute girl, the police might have been lenient ne? but she was ughhh..doesn't even look like a 'she' OnO
simca is so creeped out ._.
I made the front page again it's been a while.
Sorry but I read it on Heaven. You need to use the tips@sankakucomplex.com address in addition to your outstanding forum posts!
Maybe she should have used more sound proofing on the windows instead of tint so the cops wouldn't hear her 'oh oh oooh ohh noooo oohhh ooh' so loudly.
Like theres any one not going to know what that means....
UGH, GONNA BARF NOW.
COR BLIMEY!
Good god, if nothing more she deserves a ticket for assault with a deadly, horrific weapon.
Assault on a police officer?
You mean her face?
Her face is a weapon of mass destruction.
I think this is the first time in a while ive seen a picture correspond to a unique kind of news event.
FFFFFFFFFFFFF- MY EYES! THE HORROR!
I was going to fap, ok lesson learned, never visit sancom if you're ready to fap...
What a hideous crackwhore monstrosity. Burn it with fire!
Poor arresting officer, what must've he seen!?
He deserves a promotion for engaging in this gruesome battle.
He saw hell on earth and lifes. He's a hero.
And a medal.
And therapy for the deep trauma.
purple heart at the very least
He most likely thought that he actually saw a decaying corpse of a grotesque crime scene in that car..
Still driving ...
But that's only a convenient lie, an escape from the gruesome reality...
What, are all of you insanely beautiful or something? Jesus.
i looked like my avatar :p
ofcourse thats why we all hanging around sankaku :p instead of making love with other beautiful peoples !!!
I don't know about anybody else but I the abs of Brad Pitt, the face of George Clooney and ass of Sean Connery. It's amazing what you can do with a scalpel and some glue!