Bust Reducing Bra “Selling Like Hot Cakes”

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Breast fans are astonished by the apparent success of a “3/4 cup” bra which offers ladies troubled by the large size of their breasts the chance to compress their assets.

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The company responsible predictably claims the new bra has a large potential market:

“We conducted a survey of women aged 20 to 40, and 10.7% said they ‘wanted to display their bust in a compact fashion’ – this was the impetus for developing the bra. Women with a complex about having large breasts aren’t few in number.”

The survey also found 24.6% wanted bras to give them a size boost, but the majority were more concerned with practicalities – 32.9% wanted a comfortable “natural” fit, and 32.8% “firm support.”

Actual women with such a complex offer diverse reasons for feeling they wish to downplay their assets:

“It just doesn’t match cute clothing.” (F cup)

“I learned a client started calling me ‘breast woman’ – it was really shocking, I cried.” (H cup)

“There was a lot of malicious gossip about me showing off my breasts.” (E cup)

The bra is said to be enjoying healthy sales.


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    Avatar of Riiku
    Comment by Riiku
    00:10 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    A bra for fat womans.

    Srsly, be ashamed of large breast? It's like me being ashamed of big penis

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    Comment by DeathPrince
    10:15 28/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly, like what kinda sorcery is this. Feeling bad about looking good is retarded.

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    Comment by billanator
    20:30 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you live in North America, watch "What Not to Wear" and you can get some useful tips on what to wear. (About 99% of the show participants are usually woman)

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    Comment by RogueLioness
    01:37 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    do want, where can i buy one?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:12 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Great...japan is filled with >D cup women that says that their breast cup are too big, while the other asian country are suffering with <C cup. they just dont appreciate their breast as a god's gifts dont they =.=

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    Comment by casiopao
    01:52 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does this kind of bra really exsist anyway? What i know is bra that increase size.

    When will the time when woman apreciate their own body?

    Avatar of M.O.Dalia
    Comment by M.O.Dalia
    16:15 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Having large breasts is quite uncomfortable in many ways, but I love them anyway.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:27 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is blasphemy!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:03 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is madness!

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    16:07 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    When they gotta, they gotta go...

    It's better than surgery, anyway...

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    Comment by Y10NRDY
    16:03 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Everyone knows... People take DFC far more seriously in the corporate environment.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:13 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know, maybe some people just want smaller chest so it wouldn't hurt so much running in sports (a victim here you know)

    Just sayin'

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:59 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anon 15:13 :

    But this bra won't REALLY give women smaller (lighter-weight) breasts -- it just makes them *look* like their breasts are smaller.

    Yeah, I know a woman who had huge breasts who was so happy after her reduction surgery -- her back had been killing her.

    And, there was that famous tennis player - "Navatrilova"? - who had (still has?) large breasts and wanted a reduction. The lustful male fans cried, "Noooo!", but I saw a video of her on the court, getting smacked around by her own boobs... that can _not_ have helped her game any.

    So there's an appearance vs. functionality issue. But I suspect _most_ women make their decisions on this based on looks and (female) peer pressure.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:49 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nooooooooooooo.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:55 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The DFC's (flat) are jealous and the DFC's (full) have to suffer...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:38 27/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good idea. Big boobs are just gross. Hanging and flopping around.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:06 28/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Personally i don't want hear women complaining about chest size, at least they have the option to "manage" their assets, whether through bras or enhancement or reduction surgery. Men have no such option, and it can make life a sort of living hell. Men like me suffer the most,i have a condition know as micropenis, and it means just what it says, when erect i measure no more than 2 inches, i suffer every day with no hope or options. It is a physical impossibility for me to have sexual intercourse as you need at least 3 inches to reach the inner part of the vagina.I can't have sex, which means i can't have children and i'm the (only male child left in my family), which means I can't fall in love because love's expression is through sexual intercourse. I will never be loved and i will always be alone, so on this matter I'll hear no complaint from the opposite sex.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:30 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahahahaha, that's hilarious!
    Maybe you can find a lady out there with a micropussy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:17 30/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    big bobbs must be protected by wwf and unesco
    love real womans

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:30 20/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I SECOND THAT!!! Man. Those guys inventing this abominatioon must be fed to piranhas ASAP before the F & F+ breast disappears.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:49 31/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can it really reduce your breast size? I want one! Even though I'm quite flat, it still get in my way when I'm practicing my martial arts skill. And I want to be an athlete.My parents have been bugging me to wear a bra for quite a while now. It's annoying. I envy you guys.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:32 20/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are u sure u're a woman? or just a trans?. Martial art? Yeah, righhhttt

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    Comment by Courvossier
    22:51 31/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anonymous said:
    These are horrible! People will think they've met an attractive woman, but then find out she's got huge uglylumps!

    Pedophile spotted. Those of you with children, escort them to safety.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:34 20/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've got an AK. Should I give those Lolis some extra nostrills?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:57 26/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    succes among pedos and lolis

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    Comment by patamon
    08:48 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can only dream of needing a bust-reducing bra. I'm barely a AA-cup (and, yes, I'm an adult--22 years old) and even the bust-enhancing bras don't help at all. D:

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:36 27/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have yet to visit a place where the population seeking smaller breasts does not compensate for the population seeking bigger breasts.

    Oh, and chivalrous white horse riding guys have a habit to not care. As long as it's not *too* different.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:08 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    First I had to fear fake oppai now I have to fear fake Delicious flat chest....My god what is the world coming to?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:34 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    DFC fan do not approve.

    Just imagine. A girl with seemingly small breasts suddenly had her breast grow in size when you remove her bra.

    DO NOT WANT.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:31 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Better this than surgery. It's perfect if you're self-conscious and don't want to/can't undergo surgery.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:09 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So does japan use a different cup size measurement? because a D cup in the US is really large..it just doesn't seem right to have Japanese women walking around at 4.5ft with 12inch tits.

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    Comment by Imyou
    12:53 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually I think they're one off if what I've heard is true. D could be a C here.

    Avatar of Ikuhisashiku
    Comment by Ikuhisashiku
    13:50 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, it varies even more than that sometimes.
    A woman who would clearly be a b-cup by Western standards would say she's a D by Japanese.

    There was even another thread here on sankaku where one of the goddesses was saying she was an F cup, but looked more like a DD.

    The point is, the size varies between the two systems of measurement.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:30 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ooo, fancy! That makes sense that the number would be in cm for Japanese versus inches. And it is about a cup variance between U.S. sizes and Japanese.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:38 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    jap womans have little breast and want them to look even more little? WTF

    so flat is the standard in japan this days?

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    Comment by NakkiNyan
    17:05 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    A converter http://www.85b.org/bra_conv.php

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    Comment by MoeMoeKyunBeam
    12:12 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I prefer the breasts of the anime girl in the picture..

    Avatar of SIN REKA
    Comment by SIN REKA
    12:16 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Woman: Baby, I have something to tell you.

    Man: What's up?

    Woman: I'm not a C cup.

    Man: ?...???

    Woman: *takes off bra* I'm actually a D cup. I'm sorry for lying to you.

    Man: ...umm, don't worry about it. This is one lie I dont mind...

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    Comment by Ribbons
    12:32 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This bra becomes the wrapping paper for the surprise inside.

    Comment by Schrobby
    02:45 26/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love surprises... ^_^

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    14:14 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This...seems like it could be quite the adventure when you put it like that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:06 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nooooooooo . . . !

    Hmmm. Are undercover policewomen going to use these to pose as under-age prostitutes?

    Avatar of Miroku74
    Comment by Miroku74
    16:56 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    See you in twenty years, sir.

    Avatar of Ukonkivi
    Comment by Ukonkivi
    11:56 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I never thought I'd see something like this someday.
    Nice to see something other than padded bras for a change.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:15 31/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've had similar bras to these, and they really don't work all that well: instead of them being larger out-wise, they're usually larger wide-wise x.x

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:00 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is like slapping God for a great gift.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:33 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So, women with small breasts want large ones, and women with large breasts want small ones?!

    Half of the Sneetches have bellies with stars,
    and half of the Sneetches have no stars on thars.

    The problem is, all of the Sneetch Dads and Mothers
    want bellies that look like the ones of the others.

    But here comes that sly guy, Sylvester McBean,
    and his magical Star-On and Star-Off Machine,

    Who says, "Step right in, I'm the Fix-it-Up Chappie.
    I'll change all your bellies and then you'll be happy!"

    Modern-day plastic surgery is the equivalent of the Star On and Star Off machine.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:36 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck yes Dr. Suess

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    Comment by Ikuhisashiku
    13:58 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Women with big tits hate on the women with little tits.
    Women with little tits hate on the women with big tits.
    Women with fake tits hate on the women with real tits.
    Women with real tits hate on the women with fake tits.

    It's the way of life.
    While it may not be true for a certain minority, it's certainly true for the majority.

    (For men, just switch out tits with dicks and you get the point.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    > (For men, just switch out tits with dicks and you get the point.)

    I might be wrong on it, but I don't hate nor envy male porn actors. I thought this one point didn't make me weird.

    (And what the hell is a fake penis anyway?)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:23 25/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I really don't know If I would hate someone with a fake dick? I'm sorry it just sounds strange : )

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    Comment by Imyou
    12:55 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Awesome comment. Right on the mark too.

    Avatar of vault2049
    Comment by vault2049
    12:43 24/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well... an individual usually wants what he/she can't obtain and other people do have. It has always been that way






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