The battle between the PS3, Wii and Xbox 360 has been reconstructed in yaoi manga form, visible below.
A full translation is probably unnecessary, suffice to say this is a yaoi/BL school manga with the following participants:
Furei Sutezou (PlayStation is abbreviated in Japanese as “Pureisute”)
Hako Saburou (hako, “box,” is the slang term for the Xbox 360)
Ui Naosuke (“ui” is the Japanese pronounciation of “Wii”)
The manga begins as Fureisute-kun laments coming second to Ui-kun at the Game Hard Academy:
The PS3 sodomises the Xbox whilst the Wii watches on excitedly as the pair have at it – an accurate depiction of the situation, some might say.
Ha ha, I can’t stop smiling. It’s genuinely hilarious but the fujoshi side of me is rolling around.
OMG X-BOX HUEG!!
Somebody had to say it.
Nothing like yaoi to lure out the female otaku.
Just for this I approve inclusion of more yaoi news!
If it were an american comic the Wii would be an old senior, the 360 would be a annoying little brat…
Japan is going the way of sodom and gommorra.