The battle between the PS3, Wii and Xbox 360 has been reconstructed in yaoi manga form, visible below.
A full translation is probably unnecessary, suffice to say this is a yaoi/BL school manga with the following participants:
Furei Sutezou (PlayStation is abbreviated in Japanese as “Pureisute”)
Hako Saburou (hako, “box,” is the slang term for the Xbox 360)
Ui Naosuke (“ui” is the Japanese pronounciation of “Wii”)
The manga begins as Fureisute-kun laments coming second to Ui-kun at the Game Hard Academy:
The PS3 sodomises the Xbox whilst the Wii watches on excitedly as the pair have at it – an accurate depiction of the situation, some might say.