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A lucky (?) father appears to have received an unusual gift for Father’s Day, in the form of the deluxe Tenga set including every product in the expansive range of onanist accessories, given by his Tenga employee daughter.
The father for his part apparently had never laid eyes on the leading (only) “men’s health accessory” (or what might uncharitably be described as a Dutch wife disguised as a can of deodorant), and may have had to have certain matters explained to him.
“What kind of expression should I make in response to such a gift…”
I will spare you a translation of the sordid exchange which follows. Actually, I won’t.
Shameless Tenga shill/daughter: “They’re not just good to look at, they also have great functionality! This bit is soft and you can get a good grip on it, it’s quite stimulating.”
Disgusted papa: “Really? And this bellows thing is?”
Shameless Tenga shill/daughter: “The bellows makes the end turn around.”
Disgusted papa: “Really? It’s well made isn’t it?”
Shameless Tenga shill/daughter: “There’s gel inside which takes on various shapes… and with this part you can adjust the vacuum power.”
Disgusted papa: “Amazing!”
Tenga marketing is a shrewdly operated affair.
What a nice and considerable daughter!
Wow…really. I cannot imagine giving my dad such a gift. Maybe she had the hots for him.
Ughh….
i can imagine konata giving her papa one of those lol
Heh, I never saw these things as looking like a can of deodorant. It’s a good cover though, and a great way to market them. When I got caught with my Fleshlight (which is supposed to look like a flashlight, I know) I blanked out because I couldn’t think of any believable yet phony explanation of its purpose.
The only downside to this sort of thing is that once it reaches mainstream media, that “can of deodorant” guise is totally blown. I don’t keep up on Tenga’s business, but hopefully they have been careful about advertising opportunities. Accepting a TV spot where they point out the genius design simultaneously ruins the whole point of making it that way, since everyone then knows what it really is.
Or, I suppose they could
A) advertise only on the intarwebs
B) run TV spots at 3 AM
she must have been raised with one parent