Tenga Manga Spurts Forth

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Top ona-hole brand Tenga is promoting a manga based on its products, closing the gap between onanism and manga further still.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 21, 2011 09:20

    anyone know where I can actually read this manga?... More

  • FJ commented on January 30, 2011 15:17

    fap fap fap fap!... More


How To Make a USB Ona-Hole (Asuka Version)

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Those wondering how to realise their dubious dreams of an LCD Hime need look no further than this video, which provide a bilingual Engrish/Japanese guide to making a device (“onanism hole”) capable of simulating sex with Asuka.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 4, 2010 00:48

    The boundaries of realism are slowly breaking apart.... More

  • Azure Xuchilbara commented on May 14, 2010 07:56

    I knew Santa Claus is an Otaku!!! *thumbs up*... More


Japanese Onanist’s World Championship Reign Continues

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Japanese competitive onanists have once again ensured their great nation’s  reputation is maintained in a masturbatory tour de force at the 9th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon; a Japanese contender again holds the title of World Masturbation Champion.

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  • Fyl commented on March 4, 2011 22:33

    6???? Pfff, weak. Obviously no hikkis in attendence.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 30, 2010 02:30

    just imagine the smell of that place........ More


Tenga Ona-Holes On Sale Besides Eroge

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Displaying a shrewd insight into the habits of the eroge player, huge game specialty retailer AsoBit Game City is stocking its “adult” floor with the infamous Tenga Flip Hole onahole (artificial vagina).

Some of you might also remember Tora no Ana’s ero-manga lotion promotion early last December, another insightful marketing approach quite similar to this…

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  • Anonymous commented on June 19, 2010 21:27

    you asked this thing on a date?? O.o... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 25, 2009 13:28

    It also doesn't have "headaches" or hair that it needs to wash every time you want to ask it out on a date.... More


Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg “How To” Video

Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg

In a previous article regarding the latest product from Tenga (a purveyor of what are basically artificial vaginas), there was some confusion regarding how exactly the lucky owner of the “Tenga Egg” would use the product in order to reach onanistic bliss.

There has since been released what purports to be a ‘How To” video, which should serve to educate potential buyers on the proper use of the stylishly decorated eggs. Whether or not the video fulfills its purpose is perhaps not so clear…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2010 02:19

    Or would provide minutes of entertainment when coupled with squeezing your balls for stress-relief. =D... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 23, 2010 12:42

    THAT'S WHAT SHE S- *shot*... More


Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg

Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg

“Male hygiene” product (Dutch wife/artificial vagina) manufacturer Tenga has unveiled its latest attempt to stop people recoiling in horror at the thought of having sex with a can (or “New Adult Concept” as they discretely put it): the Tenga Egg.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 24, 2009 13:50

    thats fukn hilarius thx 4 the laf lmao no sarcasm... More

  • lostjounin commented on December 19, 2008 15:33

    Hahaha, from your head down to your leeeeegsss...... More


Daughter Gives Onanistic Present for Father’s Day

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A lucky (?) father appears to have received an unusual gift for Father’s Day, in the form of the deluxe Tenga set including every product in the expansive range of onanist accessories, given by his Tenga employee daughter.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 29, 2009 18:06

    What a nice and considerable daughter!... More

  • none taken commented on August 20, 2009 17:01

    Wow...really. I cannot imagine giving my dad such a gift. Maybe she had the hots for him. Ughh....... More


Japanese Tenga Onanist World Champions

Japanese Onanist Tenga World Champions

Two Japanese men have delivered an apparently record breaking self stimulatory performance in San Francisco, in a carefully orchestrated piece of marketing for Tenga. Emblazoned proudly with the Tenga maxim “New Adult Concept”, on red jumpsuits, the intrepid duo of Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato displayed considerable endurance; Taneichi managed to perform for 8h 40m, although we are not told just how many times they achieved completion (a suspicious omission if ever there was one).

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  • Anonymous commented on July 19, 2011 00:49

    OMG WTF THIS WORLD IS FOOMED! Second coming will not come.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 24, 2010 16:01

    I would never do this because frankly, shit gets raw.... More


American Size Tenga

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Remembered seeing a mention of such a thing over at Danny Choo’s a while back, but didn’t think much would come of it (excuse the pun). However, my eye was caught by this in an Akiba adult department store – and how accommodating it looks! Not a user, or an American, so unfortunately I can’t comment on whether it is truly sufficient for American use, although the flattery probably also extends to Europeans.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 6, 2010 20:49

    American size? So it is even shorter? o_o... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 10, 2010 05:15

    i think "double sens" is more accurate. no offense, i'm not a grammar nazi... More


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