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The latest miracle of China quality construction to have amazed those in China and beyond is the advent of “fake” windows – in fact just black squares painted on the side of a building…

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  • Anonymous commented on November 20, 2013 04:54

    I wonder if exploding cardboard is cheaper than regular cardboard.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 12, 2013 05:02

    Ха-Ха-Ха! А в России и Казахстане поддельные дороги есть!... More


And You Thought China Wasn’t Green…

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Chinese have been starting to enjoy their nation’s beautiful green beaches yet again, with 2013 proving a bumper year for the pollution nourished algal blooms which have plagued Chinese coasts of late.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 15, 2013 00:32

    I WAS going to the beach today...... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 12, 2013 08:34

    THE NEW TYPE OF SOY CHINESE SOY! SPECIAL ALGAE EDITION WITH FIBER-PACKED INGREDIENTS!... More


China Menaced by Yet More Exploding Toilets

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This time, and sadly not for the first time, it is China’s toilets which have been exploding, threatening users with an unpleasant variety of horrible injuries and an ungodly mess.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 6, 2014 00:30

    You could get AIDS by just looking at those things.... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 6, 2013 16:28

    I guess that's why some shit on the train.... More


Not Again: 1000 Watch as Chinese Cops Rescue Sex Doll

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Chinese police have been humiliated after 18 of their finest spent close to an hour recovering what turned out to be a discarded sex toy.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 12, 2012 21:16

    Seriously i had a gd laugh...gd try... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 19, 2012 06:46

    Police - EPIC FAIL!!! hahahahaha!!!! :D... More


Summer at the Beach, China Style

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China’s beautiful beaches have once again turned a vivid shade of green – not that this seems to have put off beach-goers.

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  • qop commented on September 11, 2012 12:17

    This is what I'll do on my next vacay... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 20, 2012 21:45

    It is pure win, save for that condescending mien. Almost like he was saying: your next buyer won't care whether you can swim or not, they want you to have been on the council.... More


China “Still Making Soy Sauce From Human Hair”

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The latest China quality merchandise to be the cause of scandal is soy sauce made from human hair.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 25, 2012 22:49

    复核结果会更好看... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 28, 2012 15:20

    They should entertain cannibalism too :D... More


Schoolboy Kills 8 & 9-Year-Olds for $1

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A 14-year-old schoolboy slew two elementary schoolers, aged 8 and 9, in order to fund his purchase of a music player.

He retrieved 6 yuan (less than a dollar) from one of the slain boys.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 27, 2012 15:32

    I love you my wise friend. So many problemss would be eliminated if we got rid of money, not all of them but definitely a large portion.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 5, 2010 06:08

    I know it's good to use sarcasm and humor in articles and all but the last line is kind of sick...... More


100KG+ 2-Metre-Long Tumour Devours Woman

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A woman with a gigantic tumour growing from her thigh, two metres long and weighing over a hundred kilos, is unable to move from her bed even as the tumour slowly rots and festers.

The woman (48) began feeling a pain in her left leg, which grew to become a gigantic sarcoma, now so large as to preclude movement and requiring her to eat several times her normal diet to fuel its inexorable growth.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 26, 2013 23:28

    you obviously have been to neither china nor africa.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 5, 2010 20:04

    As a Trauma Center fan and player, this would make one hell of a stage.... More


Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration

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A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 15, 2012 07:34

    I deeply regret having read this article... comments were great though don't get me wrong, but my ass is clenched so tightly now its in danger of swallowing my jeans. Damn the news.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 20, 2012 14:59

    Remember, don't have sex with the chair.... More


Slave Wife of 15 Years Finally Freed

Slave Wife of 15 Years Finally Freed

We heard not too long ago of the case of a farmer who bought a 20-year-old woman from a slave dealer some 15 years ago, confining her naked in all seasons with his animals, tied to a rock. Authorities finally took action, rescuing the unfortunate lady from her abominable plight.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 2, 2010 05:40

    If you think this only happens in China then I really recommend that you pull your head of that big ass of yours.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 8, 2009 04:52

    because its a lot easier to blame cartoons over real people . If you say its because of violent games everyone nods , if you say it's because society if fucked up and needs to... More


Slave “Wife” Kept Naked & Chained for 15 Years

Slave “Wife” Kept Naked & Chained for 15 Years

Bought fifteen years ago, at the age of 21, from a slave trader for a mere $300 by a 50-year-old farmer, the procured wife’s existence was one on par with the animals with which she shared her outhouse accommodation, kept naked and shackled in filth all year round, freezing in winter and food for insects in summer.

Such is the pitiful tale related by a journalist who was tipped off as to the woman’s plight, and went to investigate.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 12, 2012 02:13

    If its the one where the man milks his wife instead of the cow I think I know the title...... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 22, 2011 12:13

    Looks pretty chinese to me... More


Wife Axe Murders Husband Over Snoring

Wife Axe Murders Husband Over Snoring

Having endured twelve years of snoring from her husband, a long suffering wife took it upon herself to put a stop to her sleepless nights by application of an axe; the man did not survive.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 27, 2011 04:24

    lol reminds me of that cowboy that shot a guy for snoring... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 11, 2009 08:15

    OH, you don't understand. I've had a roommate who snores really loud for 2 months now and I'm starting to go crazy. Sleep deprivation is serious it really keeps you from thinking straight.When... More


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