As if they were not already held in low enough esteem already, otaku hankering after the sweet taste of streams of golden nectar have finally managed to recreate the experience in 2D without the aid of any actual females:
Fortunately, the trick seems not to have caught on since its discovery…
……WTF!? Seriously this is just creepy.
Can I kill my self now?
Can I has a chuuni one?
they would do good in Gatorade commercials
Man seriously, we need to get all these otakus across the world, put them into a matrix like system to live out their greatest fantasies but have them then power our technology and change the world!