Dragon Ball Run “Run For Free Stuff!”

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A rather fitting real time event for the Dragon Ball series has been announced in the form of “Dragon Ball Run”, where participants must run whilst collecting the seven dragon balls to win special goods, though the majority of the franchise’s obese otaku fanbase may find this to be quite an impossible task…

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  • Anonymous commented on June 23, 2017 17:02

    Well, I mean, technically they are collecting Dragon Balls so theoretically they could wish to be Saiyan instead, no? Lol.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 23, 2017 15:05

    You only can be a super saiyan if you are at least part saiyan. If not, you'll have to settle for being a super earthling or make your wish on ze dragonballs.... More


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Demi-chan wa Kataritai’s modest succubus girl Satou Sakie has gotten some highly deserved attention from Tama Toys, who have manufactured a pleasure device meant to imitate the genital region of the 2D woman, an inevitable turn of events considering her popularity.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 17, 2017 09:02

    Anything by Meiki, Magic Eyes, Toyshearts... even some of the wierd monster ones look more interesting.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 16, 2017 23:48

    what are some of the more... advanced onaholes?... More


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Love Live’s beautiful and buxom blonde Ohara Mari has become the next idol to grow a year older (though not really) and receive a myriad of birthday wishes from deluded otaku, certain to keep occurring for however long Love Live is relevant or until an even bigger idol franchise surpasses it.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 14, 2017 02:43

    It´s joke! XD... More


Eromanko XXsei Incestuously Lewd

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Tamatoys has produced another onahole parody of an existing anime series, this time utilizing adorable imouto Sagiri from Ero-Manga Sensei to draw in the masses who have been watching the currently airing anime, despite the impossible task of replicating the vaginal region of a non-existent girl.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 13, 2017 08:34

    Nice... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 13, 2017 07:34

    Wake me when the Senju Muramasa version comes out.... More


Love Live! Doujinshi “Now Banned”

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Love Live‘s official website has announced that the sale of all forms of doujinshi (manga, novels and other forms of unofficial merchandise) will now be treated as criminal copyright infringement, of which massive numbers of fans will likely be in danger due to the gargantuan size of the franchise.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 6, 2017 16:57

    I concur, I still remember how the site was in 2009 or so.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 6, 2017 02:47

    Eh, most LL doujins are either OOC yuri or gangbangs by random ugly old dudes, thanks to the lack of canon male characters in the series. If this were about LL doujins being banned, I... More


Double Sex Life Hako-iri Girls Double the Fun

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Those not satisfied with merely one hole can now enjoy having two to play with by way of the “Double Sex Life Hako-iri Girls” onahole, which will no doubt aid in spicing up the lonely love lives of those tired of the same old sexual devices.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2017 10:46

    That's actually rather clever. Probably worse than a high-end onahole in the same price bracket, but whatever -- otaku goods are what they are.... More

  • Pantsu Kudasai commented on May 30, 2017 01:48

    I'd buy that for a dollar!... More


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Following suit with the previously released 7-meter Miia dakimakura, the immensely colossal ogre girl Tionishia (from Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou) has inspired a dakimakura of equally epic proportions, ensuring otaku enough love and affection to hopefully help them cope with the difficulties of the real world.

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  • Ore wa seitei Souther!! Nanto rokusei no teiho![Takemaru] commented on June 5, 2017 22:27

    3D tits come uncensored, you know :D... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2017 10:12

    The best daki for the Great Khali and the Undertaker.... More


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Kitan Club (responsible for the rather odd “water bottle pantsu“) have provided otaku with another accessory to spruce up their drab and boring water bottles, this time introducing some stylish seifuku to perhaps aid buyers in simulating what it would be like to drink a schoolgirl’s holy fluids.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 27, 2017 20:22

    god never existed... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 27, 2017 13:55

    I want it.... More


Kedamono Friends Onahole Quite Beastly

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Kemono Friends and its gargantuan popularity has unsurprisingly prompted the emergence of some less than savory products, with the “Kedamono Friends” onahole guaranteeing an exact replica of the feisty Serval‘s tight feminine orifice – should simply imagining it not prove effective enough.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 21, 2017 07:54

    I wouldn't tell him to fuck off, he might actually do it.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 20, 2017 16:23

    Honestly I'm dissapointed that these are all the same holes with different box art. Maybe they could make them a little bit distinguished in some way?... More


Lawson × Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?

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Bunny rabbit cafe anime Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? has unveiled a variety of new collectible anime goods in this latest collaboration with top convenience store Lawson, likely not the first (or last) time the anime will be part of an event to accrue sales from rich otaku.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 17, 2017 08:52

    People only watch the show for Chino.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 21:18

    What about them? Not remotely related to this article. You here just to take a piss? Go get your onahole and piss off privately.... More


White Princess Onahole Royally Sexy

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The White Princess Onahole has arrived to provide lonely onanists an experience of the princess-sort, with the box art bound to be based off another existing anime character to reel in knowledgeable otaku thinking that the toy will hopefully simulate her fictional woman parts.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2017 13:06

    While I do see your point, I don't think anyone would buy it then when they have a multitude of options to jack off to.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2017 12:01

    So the latest generic piece of rubber with a rugged hole has arrived, great! Can't they make something to differentiate them beyond the box art? Add some binaural "drama CD," a mini visual novel, some "scent,"... More


Campus Life Matchmaking Onahole “Rather Specific…”

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This latest onahole release has covered a much more specific situation than most would expect, with the “Campus Life Matchmaking” onahole apparently providing a simulation of the genitalia of a woman found at a “goukon” matchmaking party amongst university students – causing more wizardly otaku to wonder if companies are attempting to build a closer connection to their buyers or are simply making fun of them…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 13, 2017 08:14

    We see someone couldn't get laid in college, don't be spiteful cause you didn't get any... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 13, 2017 07:56

    That hole isn't loose enough for a varsity bitch...... More


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