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Kitan Club (responsible for the rather odd “water bottle pantsu“) have provided otaku with another accessory to spruce up their drab and boring water bottles, this time introducing some stylish seifuku to perhaps aid buyers in simulating what it would be like to drink a schoolgirl’s holy fluids.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 27, 2017 20:22

    god never existed... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 27, 2017 13:55

    I want it.... More


Kedamono Friends Onahole Quite Beastly

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Kemono Friends and its gargantuan popularity has unsurprisingly prompted the emergence of some less than savory products, with the “Kedamono Friends” onahole guaranteeing an exact replica of the feisty Serval‘s tight feminine orifice – should simply imagining it not prove effective enough.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 21, 2017 07:54

    I wouldn't tell him to fuck off, he might actually do it.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 20, 2017 16:23

    Honestly I'm dissapointed that these are all the same holes with different box art. Maybe they could make them a little bit distinguished in some way?... More


Lawson × Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?

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Bunny rabbit cafe anime Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? has unveiled a variety of new collectible anime goods in this latest collaboration with top convenience store Lawson, likely not the first (or last) time the anime will be part of an event to accrue sales from rich otaku.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 17, 2017 08:52

    People only watch the show for Chino.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 21:18

    What about them? Not remotely related to this article. You here just to take a piss? Go get your onahole and piss off privately.... More


White Princess Onahole Royally Sexy

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The White Princess Onahole has arrived to provide lonely onanists an experience of the princess-sort, with the box art bound to be based off another existing anime character to reel in knowledgeable otaku thinking that the toy will hopefully simulate her fictional woman parts.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2017 13:06

    While I do see your point, I don't think anyone would buy it then when they have a multitude of options to jack off to.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2017 12:01

    So the latest generic piece of rubber with a rugged hole has arrived, great! Can't they make something to differentiate them beyond the box art? Add some binaural "drama CD," a mini visual novel, some "scent,"... More


Campus Life Matchmaking Onahole “Rather Specific…”

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This latest onahole release has covered a much more specific situation than most would expect, with the “Campus Life Matchmaking” onahole apparently providing a simulation of the genitalia of a woman found at a “goukon” matchmaking party amongst university students – causing more wizardly otaku to wonder if companies are attempting to build a closer connection to their buyers or are simply making fun of them…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 13, 2017 08:14

    We see someone couldn't get laid in college, don't be spiteful cause you didn't get any... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 13, 2017 07:56

    That hole isn't loose enough for a varsity bitch...... More


Shingeki no Kyojin Jewellery Precious Indeed

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An assortment of rings and necklaces based on Eren and Levi of revered titan anime Shingeki no Kyojin have been announced courtesy of Material Crown, certain to appeal to those who have a penchant for shiny rocks and baubles and once again increasing the amount of merchandise being offered by the colossal franchise.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 12, 2017 00:53

    Regardless of the anime content these look good.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2017 22:07

    Ask your local fagstore.... More


Adorable Eevee Anime “Buy Our Merchandise!”

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A ridiculously cute Pokemon animation has featured the cute Eevee and its many evolutions, with the charming work unsurprisingly serving as an advertisement for the Pokemon Company’s new line of merchandise and demonstrating the company’s thirst for profits was far from slaked by the success of Pokemon Go.

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  • Riiku commented on May 11, 2017 02:43

    So what do I see in this video? That everybody is fucking but me. Actually I see that in every video.... More


Married Life With Idol Onahole “Has Hadaka Apron”

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A 2nd release in the “Married Life with Idol” line of male pleasure devices has arrived, this time catering to hadaka apron fetishists (at least by way of the box art) but whether there will be any discernible difference between this item and others like it will probably require much “expertise” indeed.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 9, 2017 09:53

    These fap sticks are kinda weird. Why bother when you can squeeze and jerk. If you want something of this nature, i suggest one of those full ass onaholes that you can put on your... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 9, 2017 08:17

    nah, they are not your size.... More


Dual Maid Sisters Hole “Rem AND Ram!”

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Desirable maid twins Rem and Ram of popular time travel series Re:Zero have served as the inspiration of this latest masturbation device, which features two openings (each one based after a different maid girl) to elevate sexual fantasies involving both charming girls at the same time.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 8, 2017 18:36

    These pocket pussy dont have long shelf life. You use it till it tears and buy a knew one. Ive used fleshlight and tenga so i know these things.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 8, 2017 18:34

    This is the perfect onahole for A) people with two dicks... B) for people that have friends who like Double penetration together (totally gay)... More


Nintendo T-Shirt Contest Results Announced

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The winners of Nintendo’s previously announced T-shirt design contest have been decided (with Miyamoto himself lending a hand), securing the “talented” designers a plethora of rewards and giving Nintendo fans some new video game shirts to purchase at Uniqlo some time in the future.

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  • CK commented on May 5, 2017 04:06

    Gotta admit, these are really nice... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 4, 2017 05:49

    Pikmin... More


Onsen Desire Onahole Potentially Moist

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Another otaku fantasy has been recreated in onahole form with the “Onsen Desire“, simulating the moist opening of a beautiful bathing woman and seemingly being used as a cash-grab catering to desperate otaku in need of “love”.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 25, 2017 08:49

    Jak cipa twojej starej... More


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A preview for the life-sized Lala statue (which is being produced to celebrate the end of To Love-Ru Darkness) has emerged online, allowing collectors to stare in awe of its largeness (in more ways than one) and envy those wealthy enough to purchase one.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 25, 2017 04:03

    I have a a 140 cm TPE wife she looks like T-elos and the 2 dark girls on Sword Oratoria at the same time. I buy Bulk boxes of rubbers too.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 24, 2017 13:23

    Just do not buy it used...... More


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