“The 5 Things You Don’t Want To See in His/Her Room”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Dec 13, 2011 18:25 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Collections, Dating, Idol, Otaku, Rankings, Relationships
Japanese in their twenties quizzed on what it is they dread to find in rooms of the opposite sex provide a resounding condemnation of otaku, in the case of women, and gambling chain-smokers, in the case of men…
What women dread in male rooms:
1. Things belonging to a previous girlfriend [28.2%]
2. Moe anime goods and DVDs [27.8%]
3. Cosplay apparel [8.6%]
4. Idol goods and DVDs [5.7%] / Framed pictures of himself [5.7%]
5. Gambling literature [5.4%]
What men dread in female rooms:
1. Cartons of cigarettes [43.5%]
2. Cigars [33.9%]
3. Things belonging to a previous boyfriend [29.1%]
4. Gambling literature [26.2%]
5. Mah-jong paraphernalia
Amongst the men most afflicted by these results there are some rather strained attempts to interpret item number 2 as not including figures, eroge and Comic LO – not that many owners of such items will be entertaining the opposite regularly enough to discover whether this is true.
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Men >>> dread about their vices
Hidoi-desu Aki-kun, Nee-san is not like that.
no sexual diviance allow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhc8lZefCeI
no bringing girl over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpE5_-ZP7eA
only Bro-sis incest porn allow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05pXypaYvTw
Pedobear said wonder what do loli don't want you to see in her room.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-w9HKtLEE
This poll makes me sad for Japanese women.
So we don't get let down, we should wear our moe anime on our shirts, that whey they will reject before it starts if it's so important.
Yeah, you're right, Akihisa !!
Ah... no, you can collect Hideyoshii's goods.
by the way,... It's 500¥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akaIYZM9jf0
The baka team is even more interesting than the post!
Fuck yeah I missed these guys XD Welcome back :D
Too bad Akihisa, Men are inferior creatures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqc97w0GFQQ
im surprised no one fears finding corpse of last girlfriend/boyfriend .
Yeah be sure to check that big freezer downstairs before committing yourselves to a relationship.
Or rooms like Yuna's (Mirai Nikki)
I'd pick a fujoshi who is a yaoi novel writer rather than a girl who collects human bodyparts.
It's Y-U-N-O, not Yuna.
Not like it matters she's god already.
''Things belonging to a previous boyfriend/girlfriend''
I guess their bodies are also theirs?
Jeez.
Or more like Men are not keen to be reminded of 'masculine' vices.
That said, "1. Cartons of cigarettes [43.5%]"..... Guys, you do that first before telling us about it. Japanese are seriously addicted to cigarettes overall.
Died of laughter at the whole exchange.
Sooo blow up sex dolls don't count? lol
I see men's fear are mostly Freudian. I mean, the top 2 (and >70% votes) go to 'sticks that go into orifices'? Yeah...
Another list that just shouts that female want too much out of their boyfriends.
They just don't want to compete with attractive (and/or) 2D girls.
1. Things belonging to a previous girlfriend [28.2%]
Actually, they don't want to compete with any other girls at all.
Things belonging to a previous girlfriend, huh..?
"Oh crap, I left my Dolfie waifu's frilly pantsu lying on my desk when I brought my girlfriend to my room!"
What ? You're cheating on your dolfie ?
son i am disappointed!
Item #3: "No, no, baby -- you got it all wrong. Those cosplay outfits aren't for ME to dress up in, they're for YOU to dress up in!"
XXL Kuroneko dress?
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While I agree with everything, I don't think it's fair to say they ask too much when it comes to keeping stuff from past lovers, and I'm not talking about "that game console that bitch paid for," I mean meaningful stuff that might show they are still emotionally attached. I mean seriously would a man like to be reminded of the guys his girlfriend used to date?
If I found 2 and 3 in a man's room though, I'd invite him to go to an anime convention together :D
I know, is it so wrong to have pictures of yourself adorn the walls?
lold at 'framed pictures of himself'.
as a woman I'd be disappointed if I found nothing anime-related in a guys room, although I probably wouldnt bother entering such a room in the first place.
The things I would least like to find in a guys room would be multiple-weeks-old laundry/rubbish, Family Guy DVDs or dead bodies.
Ditto on the cleaning bit, I have nothing against a dude who isn't scared of showing what hobbies he enjoys, but for the love of everything that's good, just be clean and tidy. Not fastidiously, just enough so a person knows you take care of yourself.
Pathetic. Should think one would be more concerned with walking into a room full of garbage, or a room that's obviously had a dead body or two in it. These "concerns"? Just point out how shallow all the people who answered this survey are.
i got a sewing machine in my room, what will they say?
"btw... I could use a new dress (smile)"
Kanji from Persona 4 would like to have a word with you to talk about the pure manliness of sewing and knitting.
a sewing and knitting thug lol
"But you're a guy, you don't act like a guy, why aren't you manly?"
Sadly, this is what they are likely to say.
Sigh.. i wish i had the income to have a room like that =/
You left out the pink "massager" and onanism egg.
We were talking about things we DON'T want to find.
Also not on the list but worst.
1. Lots of religious texts and magazines ie she/he is a born again.
2. Empty beer cans or bottles.
3. Weird pets.
4. A severed penis collection.
What's wrong with empty cans? Here we get money from them when we bring them back to shop.
I dunno, I think it depends where the religious texts are. For example I have a good pun on my shelf: The Art of War, The Art of Deception, and The Bible sitting side-by-side. Very few people even notice it.
You really need "The Art of Exploiting Stupid". This book needs to get written.
Why does otaku male hates women that are otaku too?
What the hell are you smoking?
And THIS my friends is why Japan's Population will drop like a rock in 20 years.
Lol. NO SMOKING AND NO MAHJONG!
Of course she would be afraid of otaku lol she doesn't want to get tentacle raped and I don't wanna get futa-rizd and be mounted.
Xd
Anyone know where i can buy a doll like that if anything the same as that one? also estimate price on it in USD
I wonder if a room lacking in furniture and filled with guns is acceptable. l: