Muscle March Terrorises Wii



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    Comment by Vaane
    00:25 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Saw this on kotaku, its hilarious. It better come out here in the EU! LETS MUSCLE!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:29 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    only japan can provide this amount of win

    Comment by Mister 庭
    01:39 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This game is about muscle's.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Captain Obvious here deserves a medal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:57 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    pedobear!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:13 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    captain sarcasm brings nothing to the table

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:41 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    captain snipe is why we can't have nice things.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:22 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Captain planet. He's a hero.

    Comment by Hyo
    14:56 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Captain Luffy. He's made of rubber.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:15 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Captain John Picard. of the uss enterprise

    Comment by Toiski
    16:00 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fail... He's not John...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:33 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Captain Falcon. FALCON PAAAAAWWWNCH.

    Comment by lol
    21:58 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    c-c-c-c-c... well, you know the rest.

    Comment by phisaki
    02:41 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Captain America. An American hero!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:11 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is the most full of win line of comments I have seen in a very long time.

    And it's not John, it's Juan.

    Comment by Hyo
    15:04 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's neither John nor Juan. Wiki it. It's Jean, ffs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:22 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I was making a joke...

    I had to do it, since I just watched Fistful of Dynamite.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:17 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mario kart of the future, i even saw rainbow road.

    Comment by Storm Wing
    07:37 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wut? No Billy Herrington thar? XD Lawl (I'm straight btw, i'd buy this for lulz)

    Comment by zeeohsix
    16:52 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    holy shit that was funny.

    it's like they took the "human tetris" and merged it with those music-matching game but couldn't figure out how to implement it

    Comment by Sabotei
    00:26 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Omg.

    Comment by KajunBowser
    00:56 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The machos... They are here!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:32 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Macho macho man!

    I've got to be a macho man!

    Macho macho man!

    I've got to be a machoooo!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:42 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    funny how it's the japanese making this....seeing how almost all of them are skinnier than your average white person...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:09 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Average white person = average american of european descent.

    Have you ever been to Japan and, say, eastern Europe?

    Comment by jinhong91
    00:27 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder who would buy this?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:35 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i would! XD

    Comment by giedrius
    01:44 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i wouldnt

    Comment by fatimmortal
    10:08 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wouldn't....

    I've had nightmares macho men before...

    Comment by Sazamu
    01:45 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Me too! It's just funny !!!! XD

    Comment by The Jumper
    06:27 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    are you kidding me?

    its good, i get to pose while playing....oh wait i suddenly remembered major Armstrong LOOOL

    Comment by fatimmortal
    11:50 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What about the macho men in Inukami?

    Comment by KajunBowser
    08:58 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't bring that up!! Bad memories... coming back...
    STOP IT! STOP DEFILING MY MIND!!! *gunshots*

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:53 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would. That looks like the best game of all time, really.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:53 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would. No doubt about that.

    Previous anon had a point there. XD

    Comment by SajinZero
    00:28 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ....a part of me just died

    Comment by Desu
    00:30 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    from joy?

    Comment by SajinZero
    00:32 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    not even kind of :p

    Comment by giedrius
    01:44 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i dont think so

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That was the weak part. Now you are stronger.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:28 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Awesome..Must try it.\o/

    00:37 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yah! It looks good( in another way of course)

    the gameplay is quite unique, and the cut scenes are just what I was looking for, random weirdness...

    Comment by Mike
    00:31 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG HAHAHAHA that is awesome.

    That up there with Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64) for pure WTF factor.

    00:33 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought I saw Kid Muscle

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:40 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's what came to my mind when I saw this. If only Kinnikuman and Buffaloman were available as unlockable characters. They'd totally fit the bill. :)

    Comment by blade2577
    04:31 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOl I'm glad someone mentioned Kinnikuman. I was expecting them to be there somewhere honestly. xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:33 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    niggah stole my protein shake

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:43 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's a side quest.

    Comment by Lost
    00:34 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh GOD i hope im not the only pearson hear perplexed by that.. im not sure if i want or not o.o

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:49 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    don't you mean.....perFLEXED?

    Comment by Obsidian
    00:35 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    MACHO MADNESS!
    YEAH!
    *flex*

    Comment by sleepy
    00:38 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This might just excite Hard Gay. Hooo~

    Comment by 25k!
    00:40 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It has a very katamari feeling to it. Yeah.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:39 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh! So I'm not the only one who thought that. Yeah, it does feel like Katamari for some reason.....maybe it's because of the bulging.....muscles.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:40 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. I guess it's because of the bulging......muscles.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:40 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. I guess it's because of the weird atmosphere.

    Comment by maga
    00:40 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hope it comes out in the U.S.

    Anybody know the name of the song in the background?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:43 19/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes would like to know the song name too.

    Comment by King of Hentai Gods
    00:41 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOLz!!! Nice Muscle!!!!!!
    English release PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Palmtop Tiger
    00:41 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rated E for everyone.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:19 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rated E for Eaarrrgghhhhh

    Comment by navi410
    22:38 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rated PG for Pure Gayness

    Comment by KajunBowser
    09:00 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rated R for raaaaaaggeee!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:46 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Finally a game worth buying just for its weirdness.

    Comment by Keirnoth
    00:49 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not sure if want...

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:52 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wtf did I just watch...

    Comment by Suishieroll
    00:53 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want DDD:

    Comment by TheVeil
    00:55 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmm The graphic is worse than any Nintendo 64 game..
    Ok Every Wii game has a worse graphic than a N64.
    But it seems to be kinda funny xD

    00:56 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think this would be one of those guilty pleasures...

    Denying that you play and enjoy this game...

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:57 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I Lol'd so hard....So randomly stupid, I love it!
    I must see this in EU!!!

    01:07 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WOW, that is awsome. Sad that im too poor for Wii.

    Comment by LuZ
    01:10 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My God!!! I can't stop laughing watching this...
    VerY weird and FunnY game indeed...

    Comment by Otaku Dan
    01:11 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That so awesome, i would buy that on the wiiware

    Comment by GourmetPrince
    01:15 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Finally a game suitable for a muscleman such as myself.
    NICE MUSCLE!!

    Comment by bgsm
    01:25 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i lol'd
    NICE MUSCLE

    Comment by CC
    01:26 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha that looks absolutely brilliant, you gotta run trough walls striking a pose? awesome!
    The polar bear looks out of place.

    Comment by repure
    01:44 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i hope theyll legalize "pot" soon before this get released.......

    Comment by liveevil
    01:56 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm surprised there's a "toggle visibility of mature content" button.

    This reminds me nothing of Damacy, well maybe the atmosphere and feel of it, but it reminds me more of Hole in the Wall. Nice.

    NICE MUSCLE!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:28 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's the kind of thing only Japan can produce.

    I love when they do that.

    Comment by Fonzer
    02:43 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this game is genious muscle

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:53 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Search youtube for 'human tetris'. There was a game show that played similiar to this game. The idea even got copied by a lot of Western game shows.

    Comment by megane
    02:54 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    great party game ^^

    Comment by crpibby
    03:20 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, this game looks so terrible, it would make Arnold Schwarzenegger cry when he thinks back to his muscles building career.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:58 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    o.0
    All I can say is wow.

    Comment by Ukonkivi
    04:02 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some gay people will be incredibly pleased with this gar.

    Comment by Ragefat
    04:10 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is one of the most bizzarre things I have seen since Pepsiman... cool!!! XD

    Comment by Ace
    07:24 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL Pepsiman XD

    Comment by Carrie
    04:38 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This hole was made for me...

    This is such a "lol Japan" game, much like Katamari. If it gets brought over (I have doubts about that :\) I'd totally buy it, if only because it's just so weird XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:47 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    VARYING DEGREES OF WANT

    Comment by Hitoshura
    05:12 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmmm... nice muscle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:13 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    AWESOME GAME

    I NEED THIS

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:19 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It looks like the love child of Cho Aniki and Katamari Damacy. Do want.

    Comment by Algester
    06:26 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    haha same thought here looks more like katamari style on gfx haha

    Comment by mewofforcena
    09:42 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is too true to pass.

    Comment by Keigami
    05:49 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wii can keep this to themselves...

    Comment by Chris
    05:50 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I will play this game naked and covered in massage oil.

    Comment by mewofforcena
    09:43 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I will play this game naked and covered in massage oil by my girlfriend.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:28 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    thats so gay
    whats next gonna put make up with her too?

    ask a real man to PUT THE OIL on u!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:45 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...so....confused....

    Comment by Chen
    06:02 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol
    ..and damn. If I was living in the right country, I would buy this game. It's a shame, really a shame. Just the faces of friends would been worth it
    "hey,.. i got this new game..." xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:15 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what is the old man doing with his hand...?

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    06:38 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck ya~! Another reason to get a Wii XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:12 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Human Tetris +1, lol.

    Comment by roukou
    07:20 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Saw it first con Kotaku.
    Still loling about it today.

    Comment by captain snow
    08:03 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is why Japan is awesome.

    Comment by Unknown
    08:15 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A female bodybuilder?

    NICE MUSCLE!

    Comment by sanimej2
    09:06 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL... This is so GAY and yet I wanna play it! LOL!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:16 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this...game...is...AWESOME!!!
    makes me feel like working out and then ride in my sweet harley after lifting like 3 buses of course.

    Comment by BakaDI
    09:19 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I kept seeing Armstrong from FMA in my head all the time while watching that. That's why I like Japan. I need my regular doses of WTF weirdness. :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:54 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol... i would love to play that game, but wont want to acquire that kind of muscle, and obviously would not run through the streets in that kind of attire.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:01 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    EGAAAAADDD~~~!!
    THIS IS BRILLIANT!

    Comment by asianprostitute1500
    11:03 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I got multiple spasms.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:07 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

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    Comment by iapfah
    11:20 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm not even sure how to respond to this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:16 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You just did.

    Comment by Yuuichi Aizawa
    11:28 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    GENIUS GAME!!!!!
    i need a Wii now!

    Comment by COSK!
    12:08 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what is with the hamster/mouse 2nd from the left? he dont even have muscles.

    Comment by KajunBowser
    09:08 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That would be a polar bear.

    Comment by metatron
    12:42 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I so want to smoke the shit that Japan is smoking...that's some good shit XDDDD

    Comment by hytone
    12:43 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what

    Comment by ACD-G
    13:43 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    AWW YEAH! Game of the Year!!

    Comment by halotoo
    14:42 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hope they have customizable colour ,so I could paint them green and make the hulk run for his pant.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:10 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeap, Nintendo of America wouldn't even give this game a smirk, let alone a chuckle, before totally ignoring it like it never existed.

    Comment by battleknight45
    19:01 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    another reason to buy a Wii aside from monster hunter tri...

    looks very fun to play.. agree it has a bit of katamariness

    Comment by Ssssnake
    02:48 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    . . . .AWZUM!!! XD

    Comment by lanis01
    03:56 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice muscles!!

    Rated F for Fabulous!

    Comment by iPood
    04:51 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh hello japan, good to see you're doing just as great as ever. I wish I had a wii now.

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