Pedobear Plush
- Categories: Anime Figures, News
- Date: Apr 17, 2009 00:22 JST
- Tags: 2ch, 4chan, Anime Goods, Dolls, Loli, Lolicon, Pedobear, Plushies
Fans of lolicon icon pedobear, in whose company no loli is said to be safe, may be interested to see him incarnated in the form of this plushie.
Astonishingly, the plush is still in need of a distributor, so it looks to be some time before it becomes available. Hopefully some publicity will solve that, assuming it is a genuine pedobear product.
Via the forums.
This exchange is shaping up to be legend:
TsubasaNoTenshi: Does it come with a loli inside?
muteKi: No, silly. Pedobear comes inside a loli.









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soooooo want it. its cute.
do want
Ryuujiiiiiii!!!!
EPIC!
I want an army of those
Buying it online? Submitting your credit card does nothing but give the FBI the justification to get a warrent?
I think we all know what Admiral Akbar would say...
Wasn't this already a copyrighted mascot before it became "Pedobear"?
I just gave my Tashanna to my niece. Next she'll be demanding i get her one of these! Gods!
WANT!
I don't know whether to laugh or vomit...
not sure if want...
Lolis LOEV pedobear,so this is a perfect gift for them.XD
And Pedobear loves lolis too, but not in the way you're probably thinking.
You are late, abq of lolitron has reported this earlier
Pedobear scares me.
It was not included in the article that the Pedobear plushies come with tracing devices by the FBI. Enjoy your jail.
Oh god, DO WANT! ^w^
Now, it's so wrong to buy that teddy bear to my daughter~ >.< LOL
Do Want.
must buy.
im in need of a symbol of god....
swear to god i know the guy thats doing this. I didnt think it would be such a big thing, but apparently it is, he sold his store, which was basically his life, just to fund this.
"swear to god i know the guy thats doing this. I didnt think it would be such a big thing, but apparently it is, he sold his store, which was basically his life, just to fund this."
=D I only did it so I can rebuild a bigger and better nationwide ZP! What was your zp username....
I going to buy at least five of them and give them as gift to everyone i know that know who is pedobear
I'm 15 yrs. old and I WANT one!!!!
Pedobear is sooooo cute!!!! <3
I want one!
:3
DO WANT !
All hail to pedobear !!
What are you talking about? Pedobear is an upstanding gentleman *gravitate*
Haha, well played.
WANT!
Definitely want this!!!
MUST WANT!!!
pedobear XD
TsubasaNoTenshi: Does it come with a loli inside?
muteKi: No, silly. Pedobear comes inside a loli.
I so loled!
zOMG!
DO FUKKEN WANT!!! 8D
What is this, reselling Kuma dolls?
Do some of you actually think Pedobear has any context outside of /b/?
He also appears on /cake/...
Probably just due to the shit /b/ meme "PEDOBEAR XD LULZ" status that this has become, that this is even getting a plushie.
And due to that any person that isn't brand new to internet memes (aka oldfags) will never want to associated with the random shit pedobear has become.
I thought SC had a little dignity left than to go to the LOL SO RANDOM route.
FUCK.
I RAGE IN VAIN.
Still kind of want one though.
What?
I guess this is why they call it Random XD
Suffering from amnesia?
All pedobears are now extinct in the Philippines.
we must sent aid to all pedobear in the piliphinnes... save them...
Pedobailout?
Who says they are?
They're just hiding out away from the city
har har har.
Definitely an instant purchase when it becomes available.
Soon everyone shall know of my genius.
*facepalm*
*Bows down to MuteKi*
I already knew it... (I know you know)
Possible future memes creation team, unite!
And a legend is born...
I've always thought you weren't gonna post this...
Amusing that it turned out like this. As standard practice, the stuff I find that I don't think is quite good enough to make the Sankaku Complex front page, I usually put on the forums. However, the exchange from Tsubasa and muteKi elevated it from forum fodder to gold.
i want one!! going to give this as a gift ^_^
Such a magnificent plushie
God I really hope they except paypal :D
I hope they don't. Paypal is my only payment method.
wow the hilarity of Icy-nee-san's typo and VDZ's response. A+
Pair it with a Beako plushie and you've got yourself a deal!
DO WANT
*Beako plushie *
now there's a winner of an idea....
Who wouldn't want this?
EPIC! Now all I need is Paedobear's dakimakura, oppai pad, hat, T-shirt and maybe PS3 game :3
yes to the PS3 game
cant even imagine.
>No, silly. Pedobear comes inside a loli.
LOL!!
In need of a distributor?! Astonishing indeed.. I'd hit- I mean I'd buy it.
Not sure if want.
Same
I'm gonna buy this, definitely
I want one but it ain't anatomically correct so fail
I think the anatomy is fine, it's just the perspective he's drawn in makes it tough to tell.
Do want!
Same here.
As a meme related memorabilia this is pure genius.
stuff that all lolicon must have...
this is a symbol of true lolicon...
Send Him to Philippines.
i'm buying one for my philippine wife
This is what you get...
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/forums/topic.php?id=645#post-10113
srsly...
for UNICEF with love...
~~~ SIGNED : Lolicon Lover
+1
o lol...
Im not sure if i want. Im afraid might it turn out to be an FBI beacon.
muteki's genius has been noted.
also i dont trust this plushy one bit... its got the stink of chris hansen all over it.
Someone should mail one to him (Hansen).
People are gonna get v&
I want
Oh and the PERFECT gift idea for any baby girl just let em sleep and cuddle with the bear all night long. LOL
and 14 years later she discovers what it all means and either
a) reports you to the police
b) stays overnight. ... yeah right.
Why don't you have a seat over there
no plz we just wanted to play house!! or umm watch tv?? ah damn you fuckin dateline.
I WANT PEDOBEAR!
Do fukken' want. Not available for delivery to Australia, Canada, United Kingdom, and soon, Philippines.
I'll just pass him off as a plain teddy bear. Not everyone knows Pedobear around here.
"TsubasaNoTenshi: Does it come with a loli inside?
muteKi: No, silly. Pedobear comes inside a loli."
I ROTFLMAO'ed
i would buy! ^^
This,is,a,godly,item.
awww that is sooo cute..
All of you sick twisted lolicons will burn in HELL.
As you go to sleep cuddling your damn bear dreaming of your loli heaven you will inevitably begin to crave real lolis. When you finally cross the line, which I guarantee that you all will, have fun while Jorge-your-prison-bosom-buddy butt rapes you.
In the words of Unicef:
"Better to die than to have a fictional representation of your youth be forever sullied by the twisted eyes of the unclean."
Burn the heretic.
Kill the mutant!
Eww, 3D pig disgusting.
you called me?
Unclean?
PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!!!
LOL at the second remark about "coming" inside a loli.
It's a must
lol but Do not want.