A post-launch patch to Total War: Rome II has turned half of the generals into women of color – racist players who dared complain about this righteous blackening of their history were told only that it is “historically authentic” and they shouldn’t play the game if nu-history triggers their fragile white egos so deeply.
The changes were quickly spotted by players who realized that the generals in the game were all slowly being converted into women and being made to have darker skin, eventually leading to Steam reviews questioning why this is and the creation of numerous threads on the Steam forums.
One thread ended up being locked, with the game’s community manager Ella McConnell, rotten to the core in more ways than one, telling all readers the following:
“This thread is a mess so I’m locking it (and bans have been issued
for those who repeatedly violated Steam community guidelines). As has been said previously: Total War games are historically authentic, not historically accurate – if having female units upsets you that much you can either mod them out or just not play.”
The setting of Total War: Rome II is based on ancient Rome, which if CA and the BBC are to be believed was a proud and diverse empire of African warrioresses, not the literally fascist Italian imperium so many evil whites erroneously believe once held sway over most of the European continent.
As a result of the outrage of the pre-replacement Europeans, the game’s “mostly positive” Steam reviews dropped down to “mixed”:
British game developers in particular seem to be fond of desperately injecting the condition of their nightmare homeland into games – such titles as Two Point Hospital and Elite Dangerous finding their NPC skin color and sex selectors doggedly set to 50% in defiance of reality so as to lazily ensure prime seepage of womyn of color into the gaming space.
Bigots who are offended by their games library being patched into nu-historical compliance are advised to stick to the backwards depictions of undiverse societies found in Japanese titles, and maybe spam Steam with refund requests.
“historically authentic, not historically accurate”
What the actual f♥♥k?
Just like everyone is entitled to ‘their truth’, everyone is entitled to ‘their history’.
In my history, Roman Legionnaires waged war in steam-powered mech suits against barbarians adept at pyschic magic. Also, Julius Caesar was a precocious 12 year old girl.
Not only is my history just as authentic as Creative Assembly’s hot mess, it’s also cooler.
Does she go ‘Umu’?
I’ve developed a preference for my gender-swapped roman emperors.
i want to see an anime about that now!
…and about uncensored r♥♥e on Caesar – if he was fascist, then why not to r♥♥e.. him in this imaginated (better) form.
Looking forward to the release.
I already released just reading it.
I was about to comment asking the same. What is the goddamn difference..?
I’m too uneducated to understand to deep meaning between historicaly authantic and historicaly accurate.
This is legit female mental gymnastics. It showcases the true nature and power of the superior female intellect. But I speak “womyn” so I can translate what she meant; which is the setting is accurate (think of this as game assets), but not accurate (the portrayal is absolute bullshit to make my vajayjay feel gud).
reminds me of the old china line:
“imitation is not copying.”
Get woke, go broke. Full SJW move complete with attacking and insulting the customers, the full course. Their next game will be Total Fail: Bankrupt 2.
fucking cucks, stop using woke wrong and giving power to jews and sjws. gonna have to start labelling you fucktards nu-niggers.
Let’s commit holocaust on these SJWs
Never happened
Nice, revisionist history of the same type these developers are employing
The hoax is revisionist history of the same type these developers are employing.
Red Cross confirmed for revisionist
Yes, it did.
Gonna buy this just to piss off alt-reichers. Please go full 4ch and call me autist beta cuck, pls and ty.
none of us give a s♥♥t if you waste money on this PC drivel.
stop trying to act like your existence means anything. just because you weren’t appropriately aborted at 20 weeks when your parents found out you had cerebral malformations, extra chromosomes, and severe-grade mental retardation does not mean you’d be anything more than a welfare-draining invalid.
now shoo go do your autistic screeching elsewhere
“Everyone who doesn’t bend to my ideology is a Nazi, even if they are non-white!”
Irony…
Like, dear god, that phrase is the epitome of hitlers reign…
lmao, whining on sancom is all you have left after losing everything in 2016
They know they can have female representation in games without having to sacrifice historical accuracy right?
You’re making sense, they dont like that, stop raping them… :^)
Your wrong think is literally violence.
One more company that wants to go broke.
‘if having female units upsets you that much you can either mod them out or just not play’
Why not ythe opposite? If tge majority wants to play it ‘accurate’, why not to give an ‘accurate’ version plus official (and free) sjw mod?
I somehow doubt they’re going to let us play as Caligula and r♥♥e/f♥♥k anything that moves.
“Authentic history”
is always sugar coated.
Caligula only went full rampage after his own mother planned his assasination. How would you react I wonder?
i would revel in the fact that I must be a fineass man if i could even make my mom jealous
Caligula as feminazi (for example Hillary Clinton) and famous SJWs as slaves – this can be funny – mod with REAL faces from facebook. If someone will do such mod i will buy the game and put many screenies in Internet.
I think you mean bullshit, not sugar coated.
because female gamers are still a stupidly low percentage in serious games and there are no female modders
First of all the photo above is about the Egyptian faction not the Roman faction which in the game does not have female generals like Egyptian, Barbarbian, and Eastern factions. So y’all making something over nothing. Egypt historically was ruled by the Ptolemaic dynasty during the Hellenic period they were Greek/Macedonian family descended from one of Alexander the Great’s lieutenants. And it’s most famous ruler was Cleopatra that is why Egypt is the only Hellenic faction in the game that has female generals. And about the skin color of the generals reflects the fact that Egypt during the Hellenic period was melting pot since it was a crossroad of Africa and the Middle East. Ptolemaic Egypt was basically comprised of a Greek/Macedonian minority ruling over the majority Native Egypt population, Nubians(Black Africans) Nabetians(Arabs), Jews, Phoenicians and etc.
No woman of any of these cultures you mentioned has ever led an army.
Cleopatra during the battle of Actium and Boudicca led the Iceni during the Briton rebellion, also Teuta was an Illyrian queen who also led troops and the Kushites basically send everyone into battle men and wahmen.
Ancient Egyptians had DNA closely related to Europeans, not Africans
All of humanity’s DNA can be traced back to Africa 🎤
You can trace it back even further to Pangaea, if you wished. But I draw the line at sapience, rather than sentience. Of course this means that the smarter humans left Africa more than 10,000 years ago, while the dumb ones stayed to live the rest of their lives in huts of mud and leaves.