Aichi police have nabbed a trouble-making deviant for feloniously poking at the food in a bowl of oden sitting on a counter at a convenience store, a heinous dilemma that apparently required police intervention.
The oden molester apparently sought internet notoriety as he filmed himself committing his unsanitary deed before uploading it to the internet, naturally making many wonder why he desired “oden touching” to be his claim to fame.
This plea for attention (despite successfully accruing numerous views) served as his undoing however, not due to police tracking the source of the video but because the suspect’s mother came to the store to apologize for her son’s behavior after witnessing the viral video on TV – the criminal was arrested for obstructing business and has admitted to his crime.
After the disastrous event concluded, the store properly disposed of the contaminated oden and then cleaned the container, although with such containers commonly sitting in front of registers all day long all over Japan this may just be the tip of the iceberg.
A video covering the “incident”:
I figure he was arrested just because the video went viral and not for the act itself. They were just making an example of him for future trouble makers. That and i wouldnt want people touching the food i buy at the store just because its the popular thing to do because of some youtube video.
And I thought he was poking it with his dick…tame and slightly disappointing…
And why exactly is this newsworthy?
Well at least he didnt use his penis to poke it.
Damn that’s fucking hardcore, WORLDSTAR! WORLDSTAR!