Those still attempting to acquire a job as a ninja need look no further, as a Nagoya-based talent group known as the “Hattori Hanzo Ninja Squad” (specializing in ninja-themed martial arts shows and other such live entertainment) is searching for six potential shinobi.
A PV of the ninja squad in action:
The group’s main focus is on attracting tourism to the Aichi area and they will even accept applications from barbarian interlopers, though the job requires applicants to possess a high level of physical fitness and acrobatic talent.
Prospective ninjas have until March 22nd to send in an application.
Hattori Hanzo and the Ninjas would make a great band name!
I’m surprised they didn’t cut off his internet connection and do us all a favour.
Hey, asswipe.
Pro tip: If you really love dicks that much, go suck on your own!
he has a room,in his parent’s house.Locked him all up in their sound-proof basement with no windows and never saw the light of day.The only light he had is just a lighter.If he does something stupid about the lighter,he will burn alive and nobody can hear him scream.And all is right with the world.
Okay… are you gay or what.
Every thread here everyone keeps bringing up “Futas.”
You guys must really like dicks yourselves, so get a room.
It’s just one guy, trying to make it look like everyone here likes futa.
He only turned up looking like a Futa-loving version of a Brony.