“Big Nosed Blondes”: ANA CM “Racist Against Whites”


All Nippon Airways is being accused of racism after it released a commercial featuring the classic “gaijin” of Japanese imagination – a Caucasian with a gigantic proboscis and mop of blonde hair.

The ad was supposed to to highlight the handy addition of new international flights at Tokyo’s mostly domestic Haneda Airport, but a blonde wig and oversize nose put paid to that:

Barbarians living in the capital remarked that “how does Japan expect to persuade foreigners to come to Japan when carriers like ANA feel free to put out openly racist ads like this?”

AFP got wind of the story and pressed ANA further, after which they admitted the CM had generated a number of complaints amongst non-Yamato and apologised for any discomfort it may have caused.

They did not however go so far as to say they would can the CM over the accusations, however.

Online the issue has been the subject of much discussion:

“So whites have a complex about their huge noses!”

“The template for a Japanese is a bespactacled little buck-toothed camera-wielder so I don’t know what they are complaining about.”

“I thought this would cause complaints as soon as I saw it…”

“What kind of moron at the advertising agency let this one through.”

“Talk about behind the times.”

“Isn’t it really making fun of the Japanese though?”

“This is actually an expression of an inferiority complex on the part of the Japanese.”

“Japanese are basically envious of their high noses.”

“I thought it was more masochistic than anything else. Though it pretty much illustrates their level of international awareness that they never cottoned on to the fact it might cause problems internally.”

“The typical image of Japanese you see in their TV is less than flattering as well though.”

“I suppose the foreigners are OK with the samurai-ninja stereotype of Japanese and that isn’t discriminatory at all?”

“These whites and their victim complex, they are worse than blacks!”

“This about the only way you can tell a foreigner from Japanese in manga. Not that they are making fun of their huge noses or anything.”

“Many whites are sensitive about the ridiculous sizes of their huge noses. That emphasising this is likely to be considered discriminatory is common knowledge now. Especially amongst TV broadcasters. So what kind of idiot does it take to put out a CM like this!?”

“Do they think we are making fun of them? But we all think their noses are marvellous…”

“Whites are so easily goaded despite them all hating yellow monkeys and blacks.”

“Foreigners are easy on themselves and harsh on everyone else.”

“Are Pinocchio and Tengu discrimination against you? Stop calling everything discriminatory you dumb foreigners.”

“Their English conversation was even more stupid than the fake nose and wig…”

“Just what the hell is this commercial trying to say anyway?”

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    Comment by Anonymous
    20:52 21/01/2014 # ! Good (+0.9)

    That nose is bigger than japan dick size.
    Sorry for bad joke

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    LOL!!!! I was going to say something about the nose but you sir took the cake

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:47 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I believe that this myth was constructed due to the japanese porn directors pick guys with normal sized penises while westerners pick the guys with monstruous huge dicks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:21 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    No one cares what size the guys dick is in porn. Who picks out a porn and says "Well, this guy has a small dick, so I am not gonna get this one"

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:21 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Why would gay men or women care about dick size? Bigger = looser ass or pussy so bigger would be bad wouldn't it? You ever hear of a woman who is glad her man is well hung and that her snatch is now a gaping maw? If dick size matters, then smaller is the way to go, unless you're sure you'll never need to attract another mate again and in today's world no one is sure of that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:23 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I might be wrong but I think gay men care about dick size.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:48 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bullshit. I cannot self-insert in a porn staring some needle dick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:28 23/12/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm guessing you've no experience with a real live vagina, then, if you've got to google about their elastic properties.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:11 21/12/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry to break it to you, virgin boy, but penis size DOES matter to women.* And, no, our vaginas aren't gonna get all stretched out by a kielbasa sized cock. Vaginas are like steel traps - they snap back to size, ready to take the next victim. No one wants a sad prepubescent cocktail wiener. No one.

    (*Average sized gentlemen sausages are preferred by most.)

    Comment by Anonymous

    You both have no idea what you're talking about. Go look up facts about biology and visual cues for (straight) male arousal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:15 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Japanese people are short as hell, why would their dicks be larger proportioned than other races? Its not a myth.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    As an asian and as an not that tall guy i have to agree with the logic. The penis is a body part and the size of the person should have relation with penis size the same way that it have relation with the head size, hand size, feet size, leg size, etc. of course there are tall people with small heads or short people with big feet but in average taller people should have bigger body parts than shorter people.

    But the differences shouldn't be as big as people joke around. By searching scientific data around the internet the difference is small and considering that the average height of different human population aren't that different it all makes sense.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:53 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're living proof that tall people can small penises.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:49 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    the size of the penis has nothing to do with how tall you are, most people aren't "proportionate"

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:08 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well they did try to get a woman with 2 vagina to do porn for 1 million. how does that work anyway.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:52 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you're talking about that Spanish guy, he isn't actually very good looking though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:58 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    get the guy with to dicks (he did a reddit ama) to play in it aswell

    Comment by Anonymous

    Dunno where you got the idea that 5 inches and below is normal size

    5 inches is pathetically small
    I'm fucking bigger than this when I'm not even fully erect and my dick is super average at 6.5 inches :/

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:10 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some sad faggot with a small cock downvoted this lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:45 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    If I had a nose like that, I would get girls all the time... to ride it... ah.. the sweet smell of wet pussy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:31 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Is that Nishijima Hidetoshi in that advert ? he's fucking awesome, one of my fave actors of japan !

    Plus, every last one of you on this comments thread is gorgeous and awesome. xxx

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:45 21/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Intended message of Commercial:

    "HAHAHHAHAHA......yes, we Japanese must try to become more American by becoming bigger nosed liars. "L-O-L"----hahahaha...you see??? WE Japanese can master American IRONY!!!! BANZAIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Sadly, the hapless Japanese ad agency subliminally betrays their massive PENIS-ENVY by making it all so fucking phallic in the end.

    Final message: "We Japanese wish we had bigger penises like the Americans. Oh well. At least we can make our Anime characters blond. Shimatta..."

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:40 23/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    ONLY a ... No .. No I wont say it .. Just Face Palm Hard .. because uneducated people only see Their country and america as if the rest of the world does not exist... uhmm..

    Hi there we are the rest of the world we have the colors white , brown , pink , black and yellow ..

    And we are the other 90% of the world populace..
    Maybe in the near future there will be another color.. neon green, hint hint.. oh yeah thanks for that by the way.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:04 21/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone call the paramedics, this man is suffering from severe butthurt!

    There was nothing remotely phallic about the commercial. I think someone must have a serious complex to drift to that conclusion.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:32 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whether intended or just a sign of what goes on in the mind of the ad creator(who knows, and I don't really care). But there is some psychological merit to this large fake nose being seen as a phallic symbol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:04 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just a bit curious why are white peoplee calling arabs "sand nigger". where does that expression comes from.
    And about the "yellow monkey " one. If i'm not wrong there is a real monkey called white faced monkey in Panama right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:54 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    why so much butthurt?

    "murican" isnt mentioned anywhere in the ad.

    and those actors arent even fat.

    Comment by Anonymous

    LOL, it seems to me you are one of the big nose, small penis guys.

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    Comment by Epsilon
    11:48 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Yep this guy is definitely butthurt.

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    Comment by Reboot
    21:27 21/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are absolutely right.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Ive been in a few navy locker rooms in my day. The myth stands true. Asian guys got the short end of the stick, hell even my asian friends girlfriends laugh when theyre not around. On the othe rhand, Ran across this black dude from the islands in training and he was no joke dangling at least 8 inches soft.

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    Comment by Dokuro-chan
    02:11 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The Rear Admiral is waiting for you on the poop deck.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:09 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I remember reading a study about the whole "penis size myth" and actually the results were that SOUTH Asian men have the smallest penis sizes comparatively.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:34 23/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not to be racist but I typically relate big noses to Jews

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:54 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's huge variation in sizes across Asia, from north to south in a consistent gradient with the exception of Japan.

    Mongolians have Khan sized sausages larger than Europeans. Northern Chinese often double the length of southern Chinese. With Southeast Asian countries getting short end of the stick. Japan is an anomaly - it's fairly far north, but tinier than Vietnamese.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:41 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who cares, by the time women find out about your dick size, they usually aren't in a situation to laugh and leave you hanging.

    Then you can be rubbish at sex AND with a small penis, but again, who cares? As long as you cum, you can leave her hanging.

    Then she leave your ass.

    Then you find a new girl.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:09 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    03:22 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Is it normal for men to have erections in navy locker rooms?"

    Haven't you heard "In the Navy" by the Village People?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:53 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Masters and Johnson compared penis sizes across the various genomes. In the flaccid state, Africans are longest, Asians shortest. Thus the locker-room perception that black men have the largest schlongs.

    However, in the erect state there is little difference - on the average. Asians do have the least variation in erection size, Africans have the greatest variation. So one will find both the smallest and largest erections among Africans even though the typical size is typical of all males. Public perception is skewed by reporting bias - i.e. what guy is going to brag about a small erectin?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:12 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is it normal for men to have erections in navy locker rooms?

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    Comment by Sith
    22:57 21/01/2014 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    From Futari H, Jap sex edu(?) manga, Jap dick size is 10.5 cm. average when erect.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:59 23/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only if you're measuring from the anus.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:14 25/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Only if you're measuring from the anus."

    But then it's your boyfriend's dick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:25 21/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, the penis size thing is a myth actually, the average variation in penis size across all races goes around 2 to 3 cm.
    It's a perception issue, jap porn has mostly guys with average sized dicks while western porn casts guys with way bigger than average sized dicks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:12 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Myth? Ha! The condom industry disagrees. The REGULAR condom size for most Asian countries is smaller than that of European and American countries. This is because condom sizes are catered to different population averages.

    In fact in places in Thailand they interviewed PROSTITUTES to discover the correct size necessary for the their people because Thais refused to wear them due, to them sliding off.

    Which was a serious problem, to the global health board, due to the rampant spread of AIDS throughout Asia. And since changing to a smaller condom, which reflects the Thai people, condom use has gone up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:49 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    14 inches and the guy won't do porn, thou he'll whip it out for record keepers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:21 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indians(from India) have the smallest dicks they had to have specialty made condoms for that country,don't believe me google that shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:46 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    03:52 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    the funny part about that is that the guy with the biggest penis is gay

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:17 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought the world record is this white guy with 13.5 cm penis. I wonder what would it fells like to a woman to take that monstrosity in their vagina.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:26 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    13.5 inch* corrected

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    Comment by Dia
    00:05 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    How is it a myth that the average penis size is much smaller in Japan than in Europe? And smaller in Europe than in Africa.

    Comment by Anonymous

    lol white trash getting offended? who fucken knew...go back to the KKK

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:42 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL no. Most "White trash" aren't in the KKK and love racial stereotype humor. Only white people upset about this are White supremacists and their ilk who think everybody's out to "get Whitey", and bleeding heart libs with no sense of humor who think they have to "save" the other races. Everybody else would think this is hilarious.

    One of the dirty little secrets of this world is that normal people (of all races, nationalities, etc.) don't easily get "offended".

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:53 22/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is no such a thing as a white supremacist. That's a myth perpetuated by jewish television to induce racial hatred by activating a 'race inferiority complex' in the non white viewer.

    KKK only wanted to maintain a home, culture and children's upbringing in the foundations of their forefathers, they eventually went militant because of the 'white supremacist' lies against them.

    People that use the 'white supremacist' line are fake or have zero knowledge of reality.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:06 24/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone is a delusional white supremacist...
    Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess.
    I would love to combat your statement but I can tell by your ignorance you're beyond saving.

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