South Africa’s ruling party has denounced the practice of eating sushi off the bodies of bikini-clad models as being “defamatory, insensitive and undermining of woman’s integrity” after a series of scandals.
Reportedly the practice of eating sushi from the bodies of scantily clad or naked women, called “nyotaimori” in Japanese and known there largely as a result of its popularity overseas, has taken off amongst the South African elite, with top politicians from the ruling African National Congress courting scandal by attending such parties.
Responding to the ensuing media circus, the ANC formally condemned the practice:
“This act is anti-ANC and antirevolutionary. This act is defamatory, insensitive and undermining of woman’s integrity.
The ANC is not into nightclubs or partying, but it is a revolutionary movement.”
Being a revolutionary movement apparently makes them more concerned about what a few wealthy food fetishists get up to behind closed doors than the rather more disturbing plagueof violation and sexual violence their nation is notorious for.
To their credit, eating sushi off of nude women IS defamatory, insensitive and undermining of woman’s integrity… if the woman didn’t offer consent, which is rarely the case I would assume.
But a lot of you are just dismissing this as crazy talk when it does indeed have some coherent premise.
Is this the same place where they want to make homosexuality a capitol crime?
I’ve heard of crabs down there, but…a lobster?
This coming from the r♥♥e capital of the world, lol.
antirevolutionnary ? Why ?
we can have have black dish for sushi
and a white dish for nori-clad maki
“in a perfect harmony,
so why don’t we ?” 😀