A man (59) who started licking the face of a two-year-old girl, in the middle of a supermarket, for several minutes, continuing even as her mother (45) screamed for him to stop, has thankfully been arrested.
The man apparently called the little girl over to him and started licking her face for some time whilst the mother was distracted; upon noticing her infant being so licked, she soon cried for him to stop, but he ignored her and continued licking. A male shop employee arrived and separated him from his quarry, after which he was promptly arrested.
His reason? “She was cute so I licked her”. Via Sanspo.
Is there something strange about this story, or is this just a normally strange story? At least he wasn’t a teacher…
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Coming across this story again I am thinking he is either mentally handicapped or feigning that. Even then, she's only 2... that's not even loli, that's like toddler, ew.
meow XD lolipop!
at least it didn't resort to
"she was so cute so I raep'd her"
This guy is awesome lol
.....so cute i licked her......omg thats hillarious
What a crazy f**k!
I hope he'll have a date with the rest of inmates in prison. Although he may not like it he will learn how to lick other parts of body.
I can only rofl.
Come on people stop bitching him -.-
He did nothing evil! Since when is licking the face something evil? It's not usual but it's not something bad or harmful! O.o
Get a life, all who judge this guy <.<
You probably go around licking little girls, too.:P
Am I the only one who remembered the episode with Vladimir Putin andf that one kid?...
on an unrelated note,
delicious fairy is delicous X3
Delicious cake. Must lick.
How could the mother actually leave a two year old child unsupervised? Then again, you really kind of expect these things to happen there.
And why'd she only scream and wait for a shop assistant? Why didn't she try to separate him from her child (or take a can to his head?). Also, though, what was the reaction of the child? Bewildered? Did it scream? Did it find it amusing?
This is one of those rare moments where I'mnot sure if I should laugh or cry, so I'll just cop out and say what the hell. Seriously, this is extremely, extremely creepy. Then agian, at least he didn't kidnap her and she will not remember it when she gets older, so I guess it all works out in the end.
WOW I had to laugh at not only what the fool did but what the mother did as well. If some old man came up and licked my 2yr old daughter my wife would not only scream but then proceed to ram her shopping cart into the guy and then rip his tongue out and chop it into little pieces. And then she would get creative.
A lead nail through the tongue as a starter would be best, along with ample use of salt and habanero sauce before cutting it out. That's after making sure he can't move before beginning.
The word “She was cute so I licked her”.
How could he said that kind of thing!!!
He must be arrested!!
Good thing he wasn't thinking "She's so cute I want to eat her"
At least he wasn't a teacher... or a priest...
wow... a real-life lolicon..0_0..
"You're so cute I could just eat you up!"
Be glad he didn't resort to cannibalism.
That's just so odd...
"At least he wasn’t a teacher…"
U liez!
Seriously WTF 0.0
Lol
She was cute so I licked her XD
That sounds so animal like instead of lolicon.
Nature is still a big part of him i guess
I would have punched him in the face....Maybe....20 or 30 times...
Unreal....maybe he thought he was a cat.