Brass Band Club Parody Onahole Really Blows

BrassBandClub-HokagoShoujo-Onahole-1

Another enticing entry has made its way into the Hokago Shoujo line of parody onaholes by Nippori Gift, this time focusing on replicating the intimate parts of a young lady deeply concerned with the prospect of skillful blowing.

Read the rest of this entry »


Sporty Onahole Exercises Balls Vigorously

Parody-Onahole-Volleyball-Club-HokagoShoujo-1

A sporty new onahole has arrived from Nippori Gift, giving hardcore volleyball fanatics (or fans of cute girls playing the sport at least) the opportunity to experience a lithe volleyball girl on the sexual level – though whether anyone involved in the purchase or production of the ‘hole ever got near the real thing in order to assure its verisimilitude is in some doubt.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on March 23, 2015 03:56

    Sounds like a fun time.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 22, 2015 13:11

    It says "it directly attacks your cock head, inducing a super orgasm." Take that as you will.... More


Super Sonico Onahole Parody “Boasts Both Entrances!”

SuperSonico-Onahole-Parody-1

Those in need of acquiring their “fix” may perhaps appreciate the latest new parody onahole from Tamatoys, featuring the buxom Nitroplus mascot Sonico and also offering buyers the opportunity to use simulations of either of her enticing entrances.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on March 13, 2015 12:40

    To anyone wondering, the anal ones are rarely worth the hype. Hell. The SAO Silica one is almost identical. It's only a difference between scale and frequency(not that much of a difference when the structure... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 13, 2015 12:36

    Any poor bastard unfortunate enough to be born in the UK... More


Saimoe 2015 Commences

Taiga-Angel-by-kyuri

The search for the cutest anime girl (which has recently started to include male characters as well) has begun once again with the arrival of the 2015 International Saimoe League, encouraging obsessed anime fans to nominate and vote over the course of the year to determine the cutest anime character – or the one with the most dedicated, obsessed and tecnhically resourceful fans, at least.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on March 6, 2015 00:44

    "International". Nothing to see here.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 5, 2015 23:27

    I have to agree with you, although I don't see evidence of cheating (which doesn't mean they don't cheat). I believe my first Saimoe was in 2012. Everything was interesting, exciting and fun. In 2013 a... More


Onahole Parodies Healthier than Ever

Nurse-Onahole-1

Adult toy manufacturer Ride Japan has created yet another male stress relief tool inthe form of “Nurse CQ Clinic Hard“, sure to nurse any genital aches and pains with both TLC and T&A.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on March 6, 2015 11:30

    nope, getting an onahole is not pathetic at all. Actually people that is very sexually active also owns a lot of toys.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 5, 2015 10:36

    The text pastered all over the package says selling point of this version is it stimulates penatration into the womb. It would defeat the selling point if it is too big... More


Sword Art Online Glasses Quite Stylish

SwordArtOnline-Glasses-1

SwordArtOnline-Glasses-4

Eye-wear company Nihon Optical has joined swords with renowned VRMMO anime Sword Art Online to offer weak-sighted fans spectacles themed on the anime’s characters – with the absence of any virtual-reality features proving short-sighted indeed.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on March 1, 2015 18:52

    Do they come with a free "Please beat me up" T-Shirt!?!?!... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 1, 2015 02:03

    Chinese style... More


Onahole Parodies More Beastly Than Ever

GochuumonUsagi-SpiceandWolf-Onahole-1

The latest in perverse ero-merchandise from Tamatoys has come in the form of an “is your order a kemonomimi girl?” two-way parody onahole, combining the irresistible moe of Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? and Spice and Wolf to deliver a sexy kitsunemimi mascot that will hopefully appease the unnatural urges of fans of either series.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on February 23, 2015 01:12

    very tiny penis. so small.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 21, 2015 21:37

    SAME shit... they just recolor it and rebox it. I should know, I used to work at a toy factory that also molded the blank sleeves.... More


Top 10 Characters You’d Give Chocolates To

Top10-Characters-Youd-Give-Chocolates-To-1

Fans have this time been questioned as to which anime character they would most like to bestow their chocolates on, whether it be out of love or mere friendship – with the popular idols of Love Live! again seeming to be the top contenders of all things soft and brown.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on February 17, 2015 10:18

    Liru. Plus Matsuzaka beef.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 17, 2015 00:37

    given how big the idol industry is.. it seems like an obsession i dont get this whole idol thing either... More


Amagi Brilliant Park Parody Onahole

AmagiBrilliantPark-Sento-Onahole-1

Those infatuated with the musket musume Sento of KyoAni smash-hit Amagi Brilliant Park can now fondly experience her on a more intimate level thanks to onahole manufacturer Tamatoys, who have devised yet another parody onahole based on the rather buxom woman.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • songwuth tamma commented on February 19, 2015 13:50

    good... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 18, 2015 14:33

    even god follows rule 34.... More


Top 10 Characters You Want Valentine’s Chocolates From

Top10-Characters-to-Receive-Chocolates-From-7

Anime fans of both sexes have been interrogated as to which characters they most fantasise about receiving Valentine’s chocolates from, with idols apparently being the top choice as the Love Live! girls compose almost the entirety of both the male and female rankings.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Cytryz commented on February 17, 2015 06:32

    this was a very uninteresting list -_- bravo for asuna breaking the entire lov live male poll domination... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 16, 2015 08:16

    1. Rin Hoshizora (Love Live! School Idol Project)???????pict is rin lol.... More


Fans Celebrate Mikasa’s Birthday

Mikasa-Birthday-41

Mikasa-Birthday-43

Hardbodied giant slayer Mikasa Ackerman of Shingeki no Kyojin has celebrated her birthday with legions of diehard fans, as they constructed the usual shrines adorned with anime goods and cake to wish the lovely (and frustratingly fictional) girl the best.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on February 15, 2015 02:48

    One image of these, are a little creepy... a dinner with mikasa :)... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 13, 2015 05:04

    Coño, Mikasa.... ¡como mi balón!... More


KurokoTetsuya-AkiraMidousuji-Birthdays-35

KurokoTetsuya-AkiraMidousuji-Birthdays-7

Heart-throbs Kuroko Tetsuya and Akira Midousuji (of Kuroko’s Basketball and Yomwamushi Pedal) have had their simultaneous birthdays joyously celebrated by the rotten contingent, utilizing a mass of character-themed merchandise, cake, art and other such trinkets to adorn their shrines in accordance with standard anime birthday regulations.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on February 4, 2015 21:14

    Only those who really dig Freddy, Jason or Pinhead could possibly adore Midousuji. That guy is horror movie material!... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 4, 2015 02:02

    I can understand Kuroko, but Midousuji? What the fuck?... More


Page 1 of 13712345»...Last »

Popular

Recent News

Recent Galleries

Recent Comments