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In honor of the birthday of Osomatsu-san‘s six brothers comes this unique stop-motion video, a rather tantalizing treat that many may regard to be more amusing than a surplus of illustrations and shrines.

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Kedamono Friends Onahole Quite Beastly

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Kemono Friends and its gargantuan popularity has unsurprisingly prompted the emergence of some less than savory products, with the “Kedamono Friends” onahole guaranteeing an exact replica of the feisty Serval‘s tight feminine orifice – should simply imagining it not prove effective enough.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 21, 2017 07:54

    I wouldn't tell him to fuck off, he might actually do it.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 20, 2017 16:23

    Honestly I'm dissapointed that these are all the same holes with different box art. Maybe they could make them a little bit distinguished in some way?... More


Instant Ramen Cafe “Talk to a Girl As Your Ramen Cooks”

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Otaku capital city Akihabara has offered lonely males yet another activity to help sate their desires for the opposite sex, with “Noodol Cafe” allowing customers to converse with a cute girl whilst they cook them some instant ramen, serving as a 3D alternative to Nissin’s previously released augmented reality ramen

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  • Anonymous commented on May 19, 2017 12:17

    talk while waiting for instant ramen? the conversations must end instantly... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 19, 2017 10:50

    @19:48 spotted the guy that makes sissy threads... More


Lawson × Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?

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Bunny rabbit cafe anime Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? has unveiled a variety of new collectible anime goods in this latest collaboration with top convenience store Lawson, likely not the first (or last) time the anime will be part of an event to accrue sales from rich otaku.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 17, 2017 08:52

    People only watch the show for Chino.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 21:18

    What about them? Not remotely related to this article. You here just to take a piss? Go get your onahole and piss off privately.... More


Resident Evil Foot Race “Run From Zombies!”

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A special Resident Evil foot race will soon be making its way to Tokyo City Keiba, allowing participants to either flee from flesh-eating zombies or actually take on the role of the zombies themselves – certain to cater to the interests of many with both options.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 11:14

    Everywhere else? I've only been to a couple or three of these, but all of them had missions, events, trials, gymkana-like avtivities and the like... Maybe you just went to the boring ones?... More

  • Manuel commented on May 16, 2017 02:55

    Are these the same people that made Resident Evil 1, 2, 3, 0, etc possible?... More


White Princess Onahole Royally Sexy

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The White Princess Onahole has arrived to provide lonely onanists an experience of the princess-sort, with the box art bound to be based off another existing anime character to reel in knowledgeable otaku thinking that the toy will hopefully simulate her fictional woman parts.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2017 13:06

    While I do see your point, I don't think anyone would buy it then when they have a multitude of options to jack off to.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2017 12:01

    So the latest generic piece of rubber with a rugged hole has arrived, great! Can't they make something to differentiate them beyond the box art? Add some binaural "drama CD," a mini visual novel, some "scent,"... More


Senran Kagura Pachislots Busts Out

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The supreme sexiness of Senran Kagura may have been the prime factor in the series obtaining its own pachislot machine, which boasts animations featuring all of the franchise’s desirable shinobi – sure to get Senran fans furiously pulling their knobs whilst waiting for their balls to drop.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 15:14

    Because nearly nobody makes good ones anymore. They're too busy making phone games and pachinko.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2017 20:36

    Source?... More


Campus Life Matchmaking Onahole “Rather Specific…”

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This latest onahole release has covered a much more specific situation than most would expect, with the “Campus Life Matchmaking” onahole apparently providing a simulation of the genitalia of a woman found at a “goukon” matchmaking party amongst university students – causing more wizardly otaku to wonder if companies are attempting to build a closer connection to their buyers or are simply making fun of them…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 13, 2017 08:14

    We see someone couldn't get laid in college, don't be spiteful cause you didn't get any... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 13, 2017 07:56

    That hole isn't loose enough for a varsity bitch...... More


Girlfriend Pachislot Machine Emerges

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The next franchise to get converted into a machine to further fuel the obsession of gambling addicts has been none other than popular smartphone game “Girlfriend“, naturally featuring a myriad of animated scenes and sure to amass lonelier otaku in addition to the standard crowd of those eager to throw away their cash to see flashing lights.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 13, 2017 01:32

    Fuck konami... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 12, 2017 10:09

    When you hit Jackpot does it have a activated flesh light that comes out and give you a BJ? Treasure-Chan-Dah! oooooh! Date-oh.... More


Shingeki no Kyojin Jewellery Precious Indeed

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An assortment of rings and necklaces based on Eren and Levi of revered titan anime Shingeki no Kyojin have been announced courtesy of Material Crown, certain to appeal to those who have a penchant for shiny rocks and baubles and once again increasing the amount of merchandise being offered by the colossal franchise.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 12, 2017 00:53

    Regardless of the anime content these look good.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2017 22:07

    Ask your local fagstore.... More


Married Life With Idol Onahole “Has Hadaka Apron”

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A 2nd release in the “Married Life with Idol” line of male pleasure devices has arrived, this time catering to hadaka apron fetishists (at least by way of the box art) but whether there will be any discernible difference between this item and others like it will probably require much “expertise” indeed.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 9, 2017 09:53

    These fap sticks are kinda weird. Why bother when you can squeeze and jerk. If you want something of this nature, i suggest one of those full ass onaholes that you can put on your... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 9, 2017 08:17

    nah, they are not your size.... More


Aya Hirano Sings: “She’s Not Washed Up After All!”

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A recent TV appearance by legendary Haruhi seiyuu Aya Hirano has instilled amazement amongst otaku as she performed a dazzling rendition of Evangelion’s “Cruel Angel Thesis”, certain to make even the more negative fans realize that the scandal seiyuu’s oral talents are still top tier.

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  • Riiku commented on May 10, 2017 05:03

    Not really. Though short, they live a pretty great life, and after they're done with, they still have their whole life ahead to find relationship and go work at a normal job like normal people.... More

  • electricmole commented on May 10, 2017 02:03

    Can someone please seed SDMT-405 Aya Hirano porn parody.... More


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