Behold “The Cutest JK in All Tokyo”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Aug 8, 2012 01:11 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Events, Fashion, Gyaru, Miss Japan, Schoolgirls, Shibuya
Schoolgirl admirers have been less than delighted at the young lady recently proclaimed the “cutest high schooler in all Kanto” in a large-scale Shibuya beauty pageant.
Shibuya played host to what is probably its largest “gyaru” event, the annual “Love Sunshine” (“RabuSan”), and the event was accompanied by a “miss” contest intent on identifying the cutest first year high school girl in the entire Kanto region.
The event saw 1200 entries, but the top prize went to 16-year-old gyaru fashionista Moe Iwase (and yes, her name is “萌”), who tearfully grabbed her ¥250,000 prize money on stage, with judges saying “that she was brimming with self-confidence clinched it.”
The runners up:
As with seemingly all beauty pageants, the results have been widely derided, particularly given how far the victor is into “gyaru” territory – JK connoisseurs complain “she looks like she is in her twenties,” “she looks more like a cheap hostess” and “she wouldn’t even sell in an AV.”













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She's pretty much the ugliest of the bunch and she won! What a joke...
The judges are from the IOC. They just got back from the boxing tournament.
That's because she was willing to wear the sluttiest outfit.
That's what happens when little sluts wrap their legs around each of the judges til them cum inside.
so true
They're all ugly
Yeah, that's was my first thought too. 2D forever!
:)
They all look like sluts with too much makeup on
I guess slut=cute in those rigged pageants >.>
AND FOREVER ALONE!!!!
you jealous?
02:40 lol cause every woman acts like & dresses like a whore, right?
nah he call every woman who reject him a whore
i pity u guys
No, keep your stinking wizardry to yourself.
I don't really think they're ugly, but................................by the time they're in their mid-20's they'll look like their mid-40's.
And that is why,gentlemen,why you will all die alone.
Sounds like a winning situation.
I'd rather die alone than with an unfaithful whore, that spends the money earned from my sweat & blood. And kids are cancer, fuck those things too.
Wait, you're telling me there's people that sit around and WANT to be a virgin grandpa? How does that even happen? Aren't the two mutually exclusive? I'M SO CONFUSED, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
that's what a virgin grandpa wannabe is saying ?
I guess we can always join the talibans.
These girls look good, would look better with a bit less effort.
At least I have you guys and my waifus :')
What if we all die together?
2D has raised their standards above reality. Well just means more girls for the rest of us.
Quit lying, you'll never get a woman. You weeaboo filth.
Just wait till they make 2D look slutty like this as well.
I have a Japanese girlfriend. I think all these girls are ugly, too! =)
Your argument has failed!
They are fine by realistic standards,the blonde with semi curled hair is specially cute.I´d bang them all,but I´m just a regular guy.No creepy otaku who whorships and jacks off to animu gurlz here.
Her name is Taro-kun and you pump "her" from behind.
Are you a chief executive/head of engineering of an internationally recognized company? If not, those "exceptionally beautiful" Japanese girls would avoid you like plague, so stop wasting our time, and just enjoy your cake.
Who did she blow to win?
The body looks ok, but those faces...I don't think it'll be a nice thing waking up and seeing that.
lenfried forever :P
Ushijima 4life
If that's all Japan has to offer its not wonder why their birth rates are so low.
Nah, the girl with the grey-ish hair on pic 4 (the 2nd one from the left) is actually quite cute. The winner is kinda ugly though.
I mean the 2nd one from the right. lol
Agree that one seems to have the cutest face.
both the 2nd from the left and right are quite good looking, at least better than the winner...
I agree 2nd from right
...have you seen her thigs?
Thighs? the "discolorations" is shadow from an arm.
Don't know what she looks like without the wig, but I'd take #6 home any day. Adjust your glasses, you guys.
Talk about going straight from highschool to discount AV.
Meh, I still would.
WTF is that on her face?!
o wait, it's her "eyes" covered by too much eyelashes.
@OtakuM you will die alone...
... Best Makeup Contest?
If she's the cutest girl then i don't want to watch the ugliest one.
She's ugly.
The winner's name is Moe..
I don't want to live on this world anymore.
looks like a hooker.
She must have blown all the judges. There are other girls that look better, but they all seem to look like whores.
Japanese Hooker Barbie, comes with chlamydia & fake rape sounds