The Japanese edition of Playboy has been attracting much derision and not a small amount of revulsion for the creepy otaku content carried in its latest edition, featuring a full spread of the most onanistically deviant antics ever concocted by the otaku mind.
The game in question is “Touch, Shiyo!” (“Let’s Touch!”), a raunchy dating game for the PS3 (previously featured here and available now).
The rag itself is none other than Weekly Playboy, a magazine which seems to have diverged impressively from Playboy proper in its near 50-year history – indeed, the monthly Japanese edition of Playboy was actually canned in 2009, presumably thanks to being deficient in just this sort of quality content.
If fat people were doing like this
i was expecting it was very funny
Shouldn’t they have put that in Playgirl?
Since when naked & flabby old man are allowed to appear in Japan Playboy Magazine?
The naked man is a fat, ugly faggot
Japanese playboy = One big WTF?
da hell?!
No police can catch him he doest do any thing that harm 3D girl.
Japan
My eyes!!!!
i-i dont understand, isnt that the average male-pillow sexual relationship in nippon?
only in japan
+1 for creativity.
i want to punch these ignorant pricks
Those white people sure love to be obese.
Those Japanese men sure love to be obese & a virgin past 40yrs. old.
>Playboy
so even overseas Playboy is a shit tier publication bought by stupid people, huh?
No. It’s only shitty in Japan.
>Playboy
parent approved softcore mag aka baby’s first porn mag
Playboy is shit. Whenever Lindsey Lohan exits a limo, there’s a chance you’ll see her shaved cunt, yet all you get to see in Playboy are her fucked up tits & damaged skin; all of which is Photoshopped.
The only reason it sells so strongly because women have been brainwashed into thinking it’s a ‘classy’ magazine. Parents even buy it for their kids as a ‘healthy alternative’ to hardcore publications.
How is a fat ugly dude fucking a pocket-pussy meant to be in any way not a boner kill?
Playboy, you are doing it wrong.
Excuse me, what am I looking at here?
Hahah oh wow.
*Mind Blowned*. Damn, he’s much more ronerier than i.(•_•)
So Playboy in Japan is a bunch of pictures of naked dudes… something was lost in translation.
DUDE, I don’t want to see some chubby little oriental guy boning off in his plastic love-hole. In fact I don’t want to see ANY guy boning off in his plastic love-hole. Race, color, creed, religion doesn’t make a damn difference in this case.
Funny, isn’t that what the majority here in SanCom do?
A Playboy spread that shows a bunch of goofy fatfuck 40-something virgins more than the actual porn they jerk it to?
You’re doing it wrong, Japan.
But at least you have us beat us in the 40-something virgin category. No fucking way we’ll ever catch up to you when it comes to that.
BANZAI JAPAN!!!
Okay, where do I subscribe for this highly informative and useful magazine?
I swear, I only read it for the articles
Ugh… wow… you humans are amazingly disgusting in a funny way.
What are you, an alien?
a computer bot
No, he’s a plant that knows how to use a PC, much like myself. And he’s right.
Sheesh, the dude is taking more screentime than the girls themselves..
exact image of japan’s dark side
I thought I’d see 2D girls ONLY…. Not ronery Japanese men….
As a woman the previous would’ve been better…
The guy sure as hell doesn’t look lonely in these pictures. He looks more like he’s in bliss.
Ikr? O_o
What the f@#$ is this I don’t even…
My avatar explains everything that I’m seeing. What shock!
@Shinji: I feel the same way.
You wanna trade me your avatar for my Sankaku triangle for a while? lol!
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In general, Playboy magazine (worldwide) will publish just about anything to draw more sales to their failing publication. The ‘net has gotten too big for a lot of magazines to survive these days due to the instant info available on our computers, tablets, and phones.
Lets see Japanse likes 2d girls fucks TV´s and likes tentacle stuff. Europenas and Amercians have 1000 of peopels who gets horny pissing and shiting and pukeing during sex. And peoples calls japanes otakus sick I wonder who is the most sick ones.
@05:33 You’re completely full of shit.
Go to any free pornsite & type “scat” or “vomit”.
99% of SCAT AND VOMIT VIDEOS ARE BRAZILLIAN OR JAPANESE. GO TO ANY FREE PORN VIDEO SITE & TEST THIS SHIT OUT. IT’S ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
Go to Shocker’s dvd page.
See the THOUSANDS of fucked up Japanese porn titles you won’t see on sites like DMM with everything you could think of from super heroes shitting and puking on each other or naked girls almost dieing from being shrink wrapped (complete with “that video” where the girl suffered some brain damage due to a mistake) to name a few…
Realize they’re the kings of everything fucked up, PERIOD.
Yes because as a country we all have the same fantasies.
So let me shlick to my rough hetro sex and weird hentai.
Idiot…
SC users general all otakus as creepy stalkers and all of 2ch as an otaku board while at the same time fapping to these “2ch goddesses”.
Pot meet kettle.
Only the weaboos are worse.
Why can’t you guys stop generalizing whole nations?
Not every Japanese fucks TVs and not every European/American likes shit/pee/puke.
There are sick people EVERYWHERE, and there are non sick people EVERYWHERE. Stop being a racist/fascist.
It depends on the f**king individual.
Lol dude, just 5 posts up, you were generalizing all otakus as creepy stalkers.
Look in the mirror before you accuse others of generalizing.
These otaku sure are a disgusting lot, aren’t they?
Reminds me of District 9:
“FOK MAN!:
Sorry but as much as I like anime and the likes, the articles in this so called “playboy” magazine disgust me. Makes me want to light it on fire.
GAH!!
mine eyes ~~~ I c-can’t UNsee ~~~ wut I just saw.
dammit.
OK, where is my moonshine?
Better than those filthy white people who get off at Playboy Marge Simpson. The whole fiasco makes me lawl.
someone save that television !!!
How informative and useful to me.
Guys like these is that they give bad name to Otakus
Then when it comes to strange fetishes of the Japanese … some go to extremes 😛
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My first reaction lols
is it wrong if I fapped to the images being displayed on the televisions?
Just don’t make a photoshoot out of it!
As long as you don’t make a photoshoot out of it!
Indeed. I certainly need to try this on my CRT monitor while having a pic of nakey Yukari-iinchou displayed on it~
(Yes, i’d like to do it the 98’s way..)
YUCK..Sicko!!! ;(
Eww, more sick shit made by otaku? Makes me want to throw up.
I want to unsee…
In my opinion it has way too much naked man, isn’t this supposed to be from Playboy?
Maybe they made the nomenclature make sense again. Instead of playboy being named like ‘driving on parkways and parking on driveways,’ now their Playboy depicts men, and maybe they have a Playgirl that depicts girls.
Of course this means I’m applying logic here… which is a futile effort.
except that the driveway/parkway thing actually has a viable linguistic base (parkways went through parks and driveways went around the house)
ah logic it means so much but does so little
Oh it actually does a lot. Without it we would still be living on the trees.
But only Engineers really know that I guess…
That’s gotta be the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen
I still agree with Carl Reiner. George Clooney, Matt Damon and Shaobo Qin loading up bags with 163 million dollars in the vault of the Bellagio was sexier.
Agreed. Much sexier.
meh eyes!
Nnnooooooooooooooooooooooo~~~~
-Darth Vader
At first I was like – WTF?
But then I was like – oh, it’s just creepy otaku.
Shueisha’s Shuukan Playboy has no affiliation with the Playboy you know. I guess you otakus were aware of that, right?
Right?
RIGHT?
Lol, I was coming to say the same thing. The monthly magazine was affilited with the US Playboy. This one, despite its similar name, has nothing to do with it…
Yeah, I know. The home office in the U.S. just wouldn’t sign off on all the pedo shit so eventually the Japs cut ties but paid them off to keep the “Playboy” name.
This is your friendly public service announcement reminding you that feeding the troll is considered bad manners.
Yeah, I am.
But Artefact isn’t aware of that.
Japan will invent the first tv with onahole, mark my words!
I hope he is paid well lol
that is sick pic.
My eyes burns
My eyes it burns.
After seeing this I’ll never buy used computer equipment from Japan.
I’d never buy used PC equipment from nowhere.
I consider PC equipment hygiene products.
Same as In-Ears and headphones in general.
damn.. that was frickin nasty
props to the man who agrees to pose in the pic XD
One crazy motherfukcer, that one
oh dear god, my eyes…
Thanks to this, now we all know just how creepy it is to be sexually attracted to cartoon characters.
Well, those of us who are intelligent already knew how creepy it was, but now the rest of you can finally look in the mirror, so to speak. :3
You are not inteligent you should stop living in illusion you arrogant shit.
Blahblahblah…teenage WISEMAN SEZ…”I’m so much fucking smarter than Y’ALL!!!”
Whatever. You look like someone that gets his ass kicked every Friday after school.
No, seriously. Look in the fucking mirror. “So to speak.” :3
I find this hard to fap to
I’d be seriously disturb if you didn’t find it hard.
actually, am glad they are making fun of “otakus”.. serves them right for being so creepy about “omg she’s my 2d gf” wtf you going to fuck with your monitor? ROFL
Now that you have trolled your stupid western ways across this page, go fap to your monitor with your 3D porn. 2D>3D All the way, at least we have some attractive pictures.
The hypocrisy on this site is hilarious.
The irony.
The users on this site bash Ishihara for generalizing and judging all otakus as lower level beings while they do the same themselves.
Look in the mirror.
These can be entirely different subsets of users who do the things you describe.
Also, you are responding to an obvious troll. Feeding them only encourages them to come back.
Well..scroll up again.
Just one word: Tenga
If you wanna see how creepy otaku wannabe that speaks english functions, go find Maschera or Koji Katsuragi guy.
However, on second thought, maybe don’t. That guy has a serious behaviour and antisocial disorder. If he won’t start therapy, I give him three to five years before breakdown. What is scary though, from what I observed across last 10 or more years span, he is epitome of japanese 2d lover. Sad, ill, lonely person with no hope of changing.
I third that.
So true.
American playboy = obese women. Those filthy Americans sure love them obese women filled with STDs.
@04:23 Says the Japotaku that can only get hard looking at a 9 yr. old girl. Yeah I guess grownup women are “obese” compared to what you’re used to…
It can’t be helped, right? There is no such thing as a non-obese American.
You both are ignorant and stupid.
Being well endowed and voluptuous is not obese.
Obesity is an issue caused by over eating and inactivity.
If you want “women” with no shape, curve, or anything; castrate a 10 year old boy and dress “her” up and you’ve got your forever loli.
anon@6:10
i’m afraid you’re wrong. you see, in america, you have to be almost anorexically thin to be considered normal. if you have too much muscle or fat your are overweight, or obeses. i was watching a show on discovery or history channel and it said the fomula was broken. many of our fittest athletic superstars are overweight or obese according to it’s height to weight ratio. michael jordan is obese according to the formula, and this is while he is still playing ball and in peak physical condition.
in short, if you’re not a boney panzy like most otaku, then it’ll say your fat.
thanks McDonalds and Burger King for that.
What about KFC? Gotta love that chicken skin.