Otaku Christmas Seiyuu Stalking Mania

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Each Christmas, 2ch otaku start a “Supervise female seiyuu to make sure they aren’t spending time with a man” thread, in which they pore over seiyuu blogs for suspect updates, check for possible alibi, and examine the dates of any photographs posted to make sure they are genuine evidence of a Christmas spent alone.

This year’s targets, courtesy of 2ch:

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メインターゲット

平野綾 http://www.hiranoaya.com/cgi-bin/diary/sfs6_diary/ Exifあり

加藤英美里 http://blog.livedoor.jp/clovercafe/ Exifあり

小清水亜美 http://blog.excite.co.jp/amisketch/ Exifあり

井上麻里奈 http://yaplog.jp/marinavi/ Exifあり

伊藤かな恵 http://kana2542.jugem.jp/ Exifあり

竹達彩奈 http://ameblo.jp/strawberry-ayana/ Exifなし

伊瀬茉莉也 http://blog.excite.co.jp/sapphire-marin Exifあり

MAKO http://www.spacecraft.co.jp/mako/honey_diary/ Exifあり

悠木碧 http://aoitown.com/cgi-local/aoiblog/diary.cgi Exifあり

佐藤聡美 http://osatomi.jugem.jp/ Exifあり

日笠陽子 http://blog.livedoor.jp/hiyonikki/ Exifなし

タレコミの可能性のあるブログ

三瓶由布子 http://blog.excite.co.jp/yukobako/ Exifあり

廣田詩夢 http://hirotashion.jugem.jp/ Exifあり

白石涼子 http://ryo-ko-pentan.jugem.jp/ Exifなし

阿澄佳奈 http://yaplog.jp/asumibiyori/ Exifあり

門脇舞以 http://ameblo.jp/maitablog/ Exifなし

Of the various seiyuu monitored, it appears Ayana Taketatsu (Azusa) and Yoko Hikasa (Mio) are lacking proper EXIF authentication of their whereabouts this Christmas. Aki Toyosaki (Yui) has been spotted manipulating the EXIF data of a photograph to make it appear recent, despite it being identified as older.

The reason for the EXIF data checking is that the EXIF timestamp added to images by digital cameras will give away a photo taken before it was actually posted, in case seiyuu have the gall to employ subterfuge in defence of their privacy.

Naturally, a sufficiently savvy seiyuu (or more likely their agency) could simply manipulate the EXIF data to give an appropriate alibi, so fans also look for additional cross-site corroboration where possible.

As 2ch puts it, this thread is “90% virgin, 100% stalker.”

However, all this stalkerish suspicion is not entirely a product of obsessive otaku delusion.

In 2007, famed bikini model Aya Hirano made a series of Christmas updates to her blog in which she emphasised that she spent Christmas Eve, in Japan largely a romantic evening for couples, at a party which was “nothing but women.”

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The updates were made on Christmas Eve, but suspicious (just why is perhaps better not wondered about) otaku examined the EXIF timestamps on the photographs she uploaded – the photos were actually taken on the 21st.

This led to the inevitable suspicion that she had made an update specifically for the purpose of deceiving her creepy fans into thinking she was safely at a chaste female-only party, rather than happily in the bed of some discrete boyfriend as fans subsequently suspected.

It seems believing their “idol” is a perpetually chaste virgin is so important to idol otaku that seiyuu must now manufacture forensically perfect evidence of them being free of insidious male company at every likely romantic occasion, lest 2ch and their delightful fans brand them strumpets and run their names through the muck…


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    Comment by Anonymous
    19:45 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Man, i bet that most of those ronery otakus wouldn't push them from their bed if those ladies where laying next to them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:12 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sour grapes dude.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:54 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's stuff like this that makes me start to hate my fellow fans. These seiyuu are ordinary people deserving of a normal life without the shit stirred up by these sick fucks who have nothing better to do than make these poor girls' life a living hell.

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    Comment by Sylar
    07:03 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But it does makes you wonder why seiyuu them-selfs indulge those stalking like fans by uploading pics and staff of there activities.
    If i was them i wouldn't even have a blog.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:20 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It is an own way of whoring. But atleast, noone would butt into the private life of a prostitute...

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:10 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sometimes otakus disgust me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:39 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought I was an otaku first. But actually, I better fit to a group which consumes, but isn't a complete sheep. Either "Otaku" divided to those sorry guys, or I and others have leveled up from that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:34 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Notice how most comments on this thread are negatively marked? Typical bias for the stalkers lurking on the site. :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:44 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and View of the world whether anyone agrees with it or not its their own business.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:03 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SEIYUU IN JAPAN ARE DESTINED TO DIE AS VIRGIN

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:16 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I thought it's the otaku who are destined to die as virgins.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:40 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    dammit i saw this first picture of minorin and expected info on minorin. i am disappointed.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    18:03 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    These Otakus are wasting their talents.. at least get some spy job, earn some money and buy all those stuff that you wouldnt live without

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:22 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Stop the presses! There are people who don't know how to edit exif data? wat

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:44 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SanCom is full of butt­hurt feminazis and whores. Makes me chuckle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:38 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I see the term "whore" throw around a lot and am led to understand that otaku categorise women i the following manner.
    If she has romantic relations with a man or any number of men she is a whore. The only way she remains chaste and pure is if she remains lonely forever or has a relationship with the otaku in question. The latter of course is an impossibility in this universe and even if it were, all the other fans would call her a whore because she is not with them. Therefore the only way these otaku can be happy is if they collaborate in ensuring she stays as lonely as them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:45 27/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    creepy stalkers... they arent nuns so why they cant have boyfriends¿

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:36 31/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man, Otakus are fucked up, fucked up retarded. They need to stop being so fucking creepy.

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    Comment by motaku96
    11:29 04/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The investigators of 2ch strike again. The government should hire them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:46 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't tell me the Otaku are going to become real Gynecologist so they can learn to test for true virgin status or not and also become the Doctors of the seiyuu of their choice as well? Hmm, now theres a job I should have went after myself. A DR Gynecologist specialist...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:17 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Problem is, you can't confirm virginity with medical expertise. The presence or absence of a hymen is a poor indicator since some girls are born without a hymen and others lose theirs due to various factors including but not up to gym workouts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:11 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too bad otaku are such losers they can't get real girlfriends, they have to make the objects of their affectations. hide the relationships that their fans could never get. Fuck you 2ch losers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:08 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    can you say stalker?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:15 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is SO wrong in SO many senses... Japan needs to implement a "mental health police" they have lots of people who needs and deserve treatment.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:25 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some people are getting it wrong.

    This has nothing to do with females and males and everything to do with the requirements of your occupation.

    Some of these voice actors are also idols and in the business of being an idol, you try to sell an image of perfection and purity to a very specific group of people.

    If they don't want to put up with it, they don't have to be an idol.

    It's just like strippers and pole-dancers. Part of their occupation is to sell their image of sexiness and sometimes skankiness. If they don't want to do those things, they should find another job.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:09 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love hikkikomori. No matter how bad my life seems, I always know that there's someone out there more pathetic than me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So unless I'm missing something they could just set the date and time on the camera and the EXIF data will have that date and time.

    Gee, that was hard to work around.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:03 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As you can see, some of them don't even bother doing that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:06 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess it's not their department to know about magical EXIF fairies. I'd assume they have some PR guys who should know this sort of thing, or at least have someone on hand to know this sort of thing.

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    Comment by Rakshasa
    09:39 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They should set the date 50 years into the future. Now _that_ will blow the little otaku heads as they realize their' beloved seiyuu is a time-traveler.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:51 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol this virgin idolisation should stop.

    Sex isn't bad mmmkay

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:02 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's bad if it isn't with me :3

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    Comment by BANNED_fei
    07:00 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    how clever....but not clever enough to fool a stalker

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    Comment by Sylar
    07:05 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This guys should become detectives or secret agents. There talent is being wasted.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:49 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes... they seem totally legit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:54 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But that would require them to go outside. How do you suppose you'd force them to do it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:10 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The one thing that makes me proud of otaku is that we are often intelligent, skilled, and organized...of course, we use it all on shit like this and sitting around analyzing anime. A few good otaku looked in a room without access to moe would solve world hunger if you promised a pic of mio for it...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:44 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    deceptively striving for innocence while already infatuated with a world that was corrupt from the start - WHITE ALBUM....

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:50 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    HAHA WOW

    These creepy otaku never cease to amaze me.

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    Comment by hALOTOO
    16:00 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Glad my obsession is only limited to 2D

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:02 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Glad stalkers like those exist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:26 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm rather surprised that Hirano Aya is number 1 in the list. Or rather, is in the list. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:43 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hell yeah! Well it doesn't matter to me even if Aya Hirano one day suprises the world that she got knocked up by that "discrete boyfriend", she's still forever will be Haruhi Suzumiya to me... That and the fact that even married seiyuus makes great characters....

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:14 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All that is important is that they contribute their voices to bring our favorite anime characters to life.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:43 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hope American Otakus never become this bad. ._.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:25 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are even worse, THEY LOVE NARUTO

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:59 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck, they stalk Ash

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:15 27/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Naruto fillers = beyond terrible

    Naruto anime = good value

    Naruto manga = actually pretty decent

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:12 28/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The manga is always better.






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