Each Christmas, 2ch otaku start a “Supervise female seiyuu to make sure they aren’t spending time with a man” thread, in which they pore over seiyuu blogs for suspect updates, check for possible alibi, and examine the dates of any photographs posted to make sure they are genuine evidence of a Christmas spent alone.
This year’s targets, courtesy of 2ch:
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メインターゲット
平野綾 http://www.hiranoaya.com/cgi-bin/diary/sfs6_diary/ Exifあり
加藤英美里 http://blog.livedoor.jp/clovercafe/ Exifあり
小清水亜美 http://blog.excite.co.jp/amisketch/ Exifあり
井上麻里奈 http://yaplog.jp/marinavi/ Exifあり
伊藤かな恵 http://kana2542.jugem.jp/ Exifあり
竹達彩奈 http://ameblo.jp/strawberry-ayana/ Exifなし
伊瀬茉莉也 http://blog.excite.co.jp/sapphire-marin Exifあり
MAKO http://www.spacecraft.co.jp/mako/honey_diary/ Exifあり
悠木碧 http://aoitown.com/cgi-local/aoiblog/diary.cgi Exifあり
佐藤聡美 http://osatomi.jugem.jp/ Exifあり
日笠陽子 http://blog.livedoor.jp/hiyonikki/ Exifなし
タレコミの可能性のあるブログ
三瓶由布子 http://blog.excite.co.jp/yukobako/ Exifあり
廣田詩夢 http://hirotashion.jugem.jp/ Exifあり
白石涼子 http://ryo-ko-pentan.jugem.jp/ Exifなし
阿澄佳奈 http://yaplog.jp/asumibiyori/ Exifあり
門脇舞以 http://ameblo.jp/maitablog/ Exifなし
Of the various seiyuu monitored, it appears Ayana Taketatsu (Azusa) and Yoko Hikasa (Mio) are lacking proper EXIF authentication of their whereabouts this Christmas. Aki Toyosaki (Yui) has been spotted manipulating the EXIF data of a photograph to make it appear recent, despite it being identified as older.
The reason for the EXIF data checking is that the EXIF timestamp added to images by digital cameras will give away a photo taken before it was actually posted, in case seiyuu have the gall to employ subterfuge in defence of their privacy.
Naturally, a sufficiently savvy seiyuu (or more likely their agency) could simply manipulate the EXIF data to give an appropriate alibi, so fans also look for additional cross-site corroboration where possible.
As 2ch puts it, this thread is “90% virgin, 100% stalker.”
However, all this stalkerish suspicion is not entirely a product of obsessive otaku delusion.
In 2007, famed bikini model Aya Hirano made a series of Christmas updates to her blog in which she emphasised that she spent Christmas Eve, in Japan largely a romantic evening for couples, at a party which was “nothing but women.”
The updates were made on Christmas Eve, but suspicious (just why is perhaps better not wondered about) otaku examined the EXIF timestamps on the photographs she uploaded – the photos were actually taken on the 21st.
This led to the inevitable suspicion that she had made an update specifically for the purpose of deceiving her creepy fans into thinking she was safely at a chaste female-only party, rather than happily in the bed of some discrete boyfriend as fans subsequently suspected.
It seems believing their “idol” is a perpetually chaste virgin is so important to idol otaku that seiyuu must now manufacture forensically perfect evidence of them being free of insidious male company at every likely romantic occasion, lest 2ch and their delightful fans brand them strumpets and run their names through the muck…
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SEIYUU IN JAPAN ARE DESTINED TO DIE AS VIRGIN
I thought it's the otaku who are destined to die as virgins.
Man, i bet that most of those ronery otakus wouldn't push them from their bed if those ladies where laying next to them.
Sour grapes dude.
SanCom is full of butthurt feminazis and whores. Makes me chuckle.
Sometimes otakus disgust me.
I thought I was an otaku first. But actually, I better fit to a group which consumes, but isn't a complete sheep. Either "Otaku" divided to those sorry guys, or I and others have leveled up from that.
Notice how most comments on this thread are negatively marked? Typical bias for the stalkers lurking on the site. :)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and View of the world whether anyone agrees with it or not its their own business.
LOLZ at the otakus who believe that there are still women who are virgin after 16 or 20.... Such naive people should have their brains examined.... Ok, so there MIGHT, but the odds are 30 to 35%, read the manga REC and you'll know why....
damn losers
These Otakus are wasting their talents.. at least get some spy job, earn some money and buy all those stuff that you wouldnt live without
Stop the presses! There are people who don't know how to edit exif data? wat
dammit i saw this first picture of minorin and expected info on minorin. i am disappointed.
MINORIIIN!
I see the term "whore" throw around a lot and am led to understand that otaku categorise women i the following manner.
If she has romantic relations with a man or any number of men she is a whore. The only way she remains chaste and pure is if she remains lonely forever or has a relationship with the otaku in question. The latter of course is an impossibility in this universe and even if it were, all the other fans would call her a whore because she is not with them. Therefore the only way these otaku can be happy is if they collaborate in ensuring she stays as lonely as them.
creepy stalkers... they arent nuns so why they cant have boyfriends¿
Man, Otakus are fucked up, fucked up retarded. They need to stop being so fucking creepy.
The investigators of 2ch strike again. The government should hire them.
Don't tell me the Otaku are going to become real Gynecologist so they can learn to test for true virgin status or not and also become the Doctors of the seiyuu of their choice as well? Hmm, now theres a job I should have went after myself. A DR Gynecologist specialist...
Problem is, you can't confirm virginity with medical expertise. The presence or absence of a hymen is a poor indicator since some girls are born without a hymen and others lose theirs due to various factors including but not up to gym workouts.
Too bad otaku are such losers they can't get real girlfriends, they have to make the objects of their affectations. hide the relationships that their fans could never get. Fuck you 2ch losers.
can you say stalker?
This is SO wrong in SO many senses... Japan needs to implement a "mental health police" they have lots of people who needs and deserve treatment.
Some people are getting it wrong.
This has nothing to do with females and males and everything to do with the requirements of your occupation.
Some of these voice actors are also idols and in the business of being an idol, you try to sell an image of perfection and purity to a very specific group of people.
If they don't want to put up with it, they don't have to be an idol.
It's just like strippers and pole-dancers. Part of their occupation is to sell their image of sexiness and sometimes skankiness. If they don't want to do those things, they should find another job.
I love hikkikomori. No matter how bad my life seems, I always know that there's someone out there more pathetic than me.
I hope American Otakus never become this bad. ._.
They are even worse, THEY LOVE NARUTO
Fuck, they stalk Ash
Naruto fillers = beyond terrible
Naruto anime = good value
Naruto manga = actually pretty decent
The manga is always better.
deceptively striving for innocence while already infatuated with a world that was corrupt from the start - WHITE ALBUM....
Seiyuu are human, too! It's OK to date!
lol this virgin idolisation should stop.
Sex isn't bad mmmkay
It's bad if it isn't with me :3
Glad my obsession is only limited to 2D
Glad stalkers like those exist.
So unless I'm missing something they could just set the date and time on the camera and the EXIF data will have that date and time.
Gee, that was hard to work around.
As you can see, some of them don't even bother doing that.
I guess it's not their department to know about magical EXIF fairies. I'd assume they have some PR guys who should know this sort of thing, or at least have someone on hand to know this sort of thing.
They should set the date 50 years into the future. Now _that_ will blow the little otaku heads as they realize their' beloved seiyuu is a time-traveler.
I do wonder sometimes if perhaps they DO enjoy all the otaku drama that goes on around them like this (as long as it stays out of death threats/murder/kidnapping).
It sounds pretty funny to me.
They enjoy it
i like my seiyuu the way i like my olive oil... virgin
how clever....but not clever enough to fool a stalker
This guys should become detectives or secret agents. There talent is being wasted.
yes... they seem totally legit.
But that would require them to go outside. How do you suppose you'd force them to do it?
The one thing that makes me proud of otaku is that we are often intelligent, skilled, and organized...of course, we use it all on shit like this and sitting around analyzing anime. A few good otaku looked in a room without access to moe would solve world hunger if you promised a pic of mio for it...
It's stuff like this that makes me start to hate my fellow fans. These seiyuu are ordinary people deserving of a normal life without the shit stirred up by these sick fucks who have nothing better to do than make these poor girls' life a living hell.
But it does makes you wonder why seiyuu them-selfs indulge those stalking like fans by uploading pics and staff of there activities.
If i was them i wouldn't even have a blog.
It is an own way of whoring. But atleast, noone would butt into the private life of a prostitute...
creepy fans indeed.
awesome fans indeed.
Poor Seiyuu. The fans for male and female Seiyuu are creep. So why does the Seiyuu have to be alone on xmas.
That'll teach them... the hard way.
But seiyuu have to be moralized so they can do their jobs!! How will they stay happy without secsx????
These virgin stalkers aren't fans...
A fan is someone who worshippes and supports his/her idol and wishes him/her the best in private and profession...
Idols aren't there to fill the meaningless lives of some loosers but to provide us their talent to make our everydays a bit happier...
They should have BF/GF, go on dates and behave less proper if they want, I would be happy to see them on the sides of their most beloved...:3
Like Miyavi and Melody and their cutie pie daughter, Airi ( Miyavi fangirl here X3 )!!
>worshippes
>loosers
Stopped reading. You might want to practice your English rather than spending time on the internet.
Don't be such fucking grammar Nazi.
@Strawberry Suicide 07:59:
I agree with the latter part of your comment, "A fan is someone who worshippes and supports his/her idol and wishes him/her the best in private and profession."
I disagree with the first part, though.
If someone *worships* another human being, then the worshipper is not a "fan"; instead, they are a "religious cultist" or "fanatic".
It's been observed that members of "normal" religions tend toward one of two reactions when members of their clergy are discovered doing things they should not (raping altar boys, etc.):
* Go into "cover-up" mode, "for the good and reputation of the church", blaming the victims, supressing evidence, etc.; or
* Go into outraged "burn the bastard(s)" mode against the perpetrator(s).
It seems the creepy-stalker types tend toward the second reaction, even when the "offense" is the idol doing something normal for all humans, but which "breaks" the creepy-stalker's fantasy.
(And if they behave that freakily and controllingly toward a woman they don't personally know, there's no way they're gonna get a real GF. Most real women would be turned off and freaked out by that kind of behavior.)
I don't know why this comment is marked down, but I say you make alot of sense.
because wanking off 24 hours a day has a negative effect on ones intelligence, thus the downing of a intelligent comment above. while you and i see sense they see blasphemy.
these guys should get a life instead of harassing seiyuu..
you should go do something else instead of posting here =)
Ooooh...
Butthurt virgin worshipper.
I don't mind if Marina nee-san is dating someone as long as she's happy :3
Same here. If Minorin is as happy with her secret boyfriend as I am with my lady joy this year is a merry Christmas indeed.
Besides, no time to stalk, busy unwrapping presents, partying with friends and getting laid.
Anyone who dates Minorin will need the patience of a saint and the skills of an Iron Chef... Dojikko (especially someone who sets fire to a water kettle) in real life are rather annoying...
Agree.
Creepy People would forget about her the moment they'd get a girl for them going. THAT is heartless. And who will be there if Marina gets older or she'd lose her beauty? Surely not this stalker bunch.
I'm rather surprised that Hirano Aya is number 1 in the list. Or rather, is in the list. XD
Hell yeah! Well it doesn't matter to me even if Aya Hirano one day suprises the world that she got knocked up by that "discrete boyfriend", she's still forever will be Haruhi Suzumiya to me... That and the fact that even married seiyuus makes great characters....
All that is important is that they contribute their voices to bring our favorite anime characters to life.
slightly related topic: so does Aya Hirano have a boyfriend?
I seriously doubt that she does not have a boyfriend. She is THAT age and all.
ITT feminists and whores
ITT virgins and internet tough guys
I don't really give a shit whether a voice actress has taken 1000 dicks the size of my forearm -- what I do care about is that she can actually act and imbue the character with emotion and personality so that I am entertained.
I'm so proud of you 2ch.
lol what the fuck? god damn this is sad and fucked.
these damn obsessive little otaku..
I mean obsessive fat otaku.
Never actually thought anyone type of person could equal a pedophile, but clearly the deranged otaku is every bit as creepy.
I think if I actually met one of these losers in person I'd have an uncontrollable urge to purge them from the race. Fortunately though, virgins don't tend to reproduce. We just need to wait our time.
Hahaha so true. We bid our time for their time to pass, for they will never get any vaginas.
HAHA WOW
These creepy otaku never cease to amaze me.
wow so many people getting negative ratings for speaking against this kind of shit
Wow, on an otaku oriented website people don't want to listen to some bland normalfags bash on otakus because of their own insecurities.
Big surprise.
Otakufags are the ones with insecurities, if they're stalking seiyuus and dragging their name through muck if they GASP have sex with a man.
@ anon 14:54, as our genius anon said this is ALL about customers so if in this case the FEMALE customers don't care about their Male seiyuus being non-virgin and they keep supporting them then it's their decision xD
Virgin =/= innocent.
I'm a virgin and I know more about fucking than my parents do.
It's part of the job. If they can't be pure and behave properly they shouldn't be seiyuus in the first place. Nothing wrong there. You fagging up this place with your moralfaggotry, on the other hand, is wrong. Go to christians.org or facebook.com or something if you can't handle reality, moralfag.
Are you sure you didn't mix up the job requirements of a seiyuu and the Pope? What does being sexually pure got to do with voice acting? Is being a douchebag part of your job requirement?
No son, but being a seiyuu is equivalent to being an actress or singer or anything else where your career depends on one key factor: The consumers.
The consumers of animes obviously have some values and want voice actors who are pure and innocent, if you can't keep up to those standards you can't be a seiyuu, simple as that. It's not like someone is forcing them to do it, they are doing it because they want to. And they also know what it means being a seiyuu, so if they then whore around they are practically not only being whores but also lying and being deceitful.
In the end, they all depend on popularity and the consumer, the consumers are otaku and they want sweet innocent girls and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Those are all facts.
I don't know what kind of bullshit your brain has been fed with but the world doesn't work how you think it works. Just stop attacking otaku just because your life is boring and bland. Go do something else, like play football or go to the disco or whatever the fuck is in now.
How about male seiyuu, anon?
Should they stay virgins?
Just let that retard anon live in his fantasy world of pure, innocent girls. No doubt he still believes in the tooth fairy.
Thing about most cameras are, however, you pull out battery, timestamp resets.
Or just go to options and change the date and time.
What's up with this retarded belief that people who have done something noteworthy (golf, voice acting, whatever) have also at the same time become a deity moral compass for the rest of us?
Otaku can never get married, so the it must be the same for their idols.
The 'if I can't have her, no one will' mentality?
o_0
I'm at a loss as to what to add to this.
I think otaku in general do crazy shit all the time, and then they go and up the bar.....
Though I stopped many years ago, I will forever more never EVER refer to myself as otaku.
If they are with their boyfriends, that is not whoring around.
Why must these seiyuu be forced to spend a lonely and desolate christmas by themselves just because that's what their fans choose to do?
I do agree that idols should be good role models, but these seiyuu are mostly idols to GROWN MEN. It's not young girls who would be seeing that going out on a date with your boyfriend is bad on christmas.
That's how I like my otaku. Makes me proud.
._.
lol those Seiyuus are pretty...
These otaku are petty fuchers. Cowardly paparazzi. (-_-#)nln
retarded
Good to know there is at least some sense left in the world. If a girl/woman decides to become a seiyuu she practically decides becoming an idol for millions of people. That brings great responsibility, and they can't just behave however they want. Imagine they fucked around and behaved like some whores. What kind of influence would that have on the teenage girls? Very bad influence. This is something very serious.
If they want to be whores= Be whores, no one cares, but if you want to be idols then, for christ's sake, be proper idols. I'm glad these young gentlemen from 2chan fight so selflessly for a better world.
Ah I see, you are implementing the social contract into the Idol industry. Something like a Modern Day Noblesse Oblige of an Idol....huh?...You sir Do not belong on the Internets. Please leave now.
Also, bad influence? NO SHIT? You mean they will be able to influence anyone when their popularity hits the ground if such scandal exist? Isn't that rather a good example of what "not" to do?
I think you are much of a bad influence around here scattering your logic that doesn't involve world outside of your room.
Whoah... Are you folks serious? You must be those people who place women on a pedestal. Women fuck, fart, poo and pretty much everything a guy does. They aren't angels, just humans. They have lives with their family members and lovers just like anyone else. Why is being in a relationship equivalent to being a whore? And anyway, they are just voice actors who voice characters. Awesome that they do a good job, why care who they screw around with.
@9:27
No. Your just a virgin.
And you, anon 9:25, are cementing my opinion that all women-hating men are 4chan bros/homosexuals.
I love all the obessive otaku/weeaboo's in this thread. Makes me glad to know that I'm not part of this pathetic gene pool.
Women are useless?
I'm betting you're still a virgin. :)
Oh oh. Sorry "you're." Happy? :)
@12:26
>Your
Haha, thank you so much. You are so retarded you made my day.
@09:25
Pot, meet kettle.
@09:19
Cool ad hominem bro, just further down cementing my opinion that all white-knights, without exclusions, are uneducated little idiots.
Cheers.
Except that men actually contribute to society while women are useless. That's just how it is. Is it too much if we ask of women to behave properly? I think not.
Err, having a date on christmas is not whoring around. It is true that Idols must be aware that they are making money by tricking the creepy bunch (which is getting tricked willingly), but don't they even get a bit of a say in their private life and a day or two free like any other working person?
Oh, and it is IDOLS, not seiyuu. She may be both, but this matters the idol part of her, not the seiyuu one. It would be sad if people start to think that a seiyuu needs to be an idol to become popular in anime-business...
though I get the feeling that someone is sarcastic ;)
Don't feed the troll
So? doesn't matter if you are an idol or nobody, being a whore won't benefit much those individuals anyway.
Good work, Sherlock.
the point is that otaku lack lives.
but we already knew that *points to Christmas threads*
i blame fat Santa for not bringing my presents
crazy ppl...
@Master Yuke, otakus dont lack lives, someone has to supervise them... the job isn't going to be done by itself...
07:29:
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You missed the point.
These guys are losers.
She's a seiyuu, she has the right to do what she wants.
Typical idiot men thinking that women that have sex are whores and men that have sex are normal.
> That shut her up? Boy she is stupid to back down because of such a moronic analogy. The thing is we aren't keys and locks. We are all humans regardless of our sex and sexual identity.
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Calm down, it's called a joke! It was meant to make cynical fun of the topic, kind of make it ridiculous. If you'd come up with this kind of quote seriously in the developed word, most woman would probably just smack your balls and resume whatever they are doing.. without you.
There is really no sense of humour now a days on SanCom..
Well, as they say: Internet is serious business.
That shut her up? Boy she is stupid to back down because of such a moronic analogy. The thing is we aren't keys and locks. We are all humans regardless of our sex and sexual identity.
Well put
> These guys are losers.
> She's a seiyuu, she has the right to do what she wants.
> Typical idiot men thinking that women that have sex are whores and men that have sex are normal.
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I read a funny explanation for this one once:
"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."
That's a nice little analogy.
Women shouldn't have sex until they are married, there is supposed only to be one "key" which will open their "locks". Everything else makes them cheap whores.
But what about porn idols? Should people stalk them and make sure they do their job properly and not decide to call it quits?
The word 'stalking' should be more than enough to say this is wrong.
So apparently being with one man makes her a whore.
Get the fuck out idiot.
he makes a good point about public figures. you wouldn't want obama to get caught with crap like clinton did, or having paris hilton and kim kardashian as any form of influence in your or your loved one's lives.
That is cosidered a normal expectation. The expectations we are discussing here demand that the idols have no relationships ever, like never date and never marry or even have any male aquaintances.
And the thing is Clinton despite his adultery, was a damn good politician. I mean Bush seems like the faithful husband but is a complete idiot.
So as long as people do well in their jobs, who cares who they screw. It's not like they screw little children in their free time or are creepy ass stalkers.
I thought there were no Britney Spears' and Paris Hiltons in Japan
moral? lol.
There's a difference between what you call "being a whore" and being a bad role model, and being a normal person spending Christmas with a loved one. I guess a lot of otaku don't understand what that's like, to have a loving relationship and want to spend time together. What's wrong with that? That's not being a bad role model.
2ch = needs to shaddup
Protip:
Seiyuu, does not equate to idols. Some are marketed as one, but plenty aren't. Most lead normal lives screwing their husband and wives every night. The end.
Whore's and relationships are different things. Seiyuu themselves are humans and deserve their own rights in relationships. Stalking them to ensure they are not spending time with men is plain stupid. It's their choice (especially if they want to jeopardize their own career).
Yeah, all those "positive" role models and yet so much promiscuity among Japanese girls. Or so I've gathered from regularly visiting this site.
Just watched perfect blue yesterday. Reminds me very much of it
Anonymous at 07:10 shares an interesting, yet twisted point.
They are idols and should behave as such.