
A father who attempted to procure a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son’s virginity had the singular misfortune to proposition an undercover police woman, who promptly arrested him for attempting to have his son have sex with a harlot.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Apr 24, 2009 07:03 JST
- Tags: Business, Eidos, Oppai, PC Gaming, PS3, Square Enix, Tomb Raider, UK, Xbox 360

Square Enix recently hastily completed its purchase of UK game publisher Eidos, best known for its early oppai physics experiment Tomb Raider and its cosplay simulator Hitman, spending some £85 million on the company.
The Eidos group filed losses of £100 million in 2008 (due, they say, to restructuring), and as the below graphs show, has experienced plummeting or stagnant sales of its top franchises in recent years, leading some to wonder whether this deal was well advised?
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Stem cell therapy now offers the prospect of “naturally” enlarged breasts, free of surgical implants.
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A recent photo series has come to light which highlights the notorious street scene of St. Mary Street in Wales. Taken in the years between 2005 and 2008, the series aims to capture the Welsh at their finest.
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The National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children (NSPCC) has joined such luminaries as UNICEF in coming out firmly in favour of the rights of imaginary children, lending its full support to the UK’s new draft legislation, set to ensure any illustrations of humans under the age of 18 a court deems erotic are rendered highly illegal, with anime and manga and their ambiguously aged characters likely to fair badly under the law.
The NSPCC’s Zoe Hilton has this to say on the subject:
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A man has died after a Wii Fit session went terribly awry; during his jogging session on the game, he collapsed and promptly died.
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A family which is so obese that they cannot work has convinced the government to pay them the equivalent of a substantial salary in benefits; not satisfied, they demand even more, saying “We deserve more”, and claiming that “All that healthy food is too expensive.”
The Chawner family claims £22,500 ($33,000, or $45,000 prior to the UK’s recent economic collapse) annually in benefits, having lived off state handouts without working for 11 years.
Still, even this is not enough and they demand more:
“What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.”
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A taxi driver whose 12 year career saw him drug and violent hundreds of women has finally been arrested, after police repeatedly botched investigations, so allowing him an extra year’s reign of terror.
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The UK’s decline under illiberal socialist governance continues with the news that the UK is set to ban all drawn imagery of an erotic nature where the “impression” is that a participant or onlooker is a child, or rather is “under 18”.
The ban officially brands such imagery “disgusting”.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Games, H, News
- Date: Feb 13, 2009 02:45 JST
- Tags: Amazon, Censorship, Chikan, Eroge, Mass Media, Politics, Rape, UK, USA


Raep simulator vendor Amazon has been the target of the usual hysterical anti-game criticism after the mass media found out they were stocking Illusion’s chikan simulator “Rapelay”, which allows simulated sex attacks from the privacy of your PC.
The rag soon tried to stoke their “exclusive” by contacting a fiery moralist politician, who was delighted to hear that his earlier unsubstantiated claim that raep games existed was true after all:
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The United Kingdom has succumbed to moral hysteria and banned all possession of what is being called “extreme pornography”, with the law having come into effect on the 26th of January, tacked on to the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008.
Actually committing many of the acts will remain legal for the time being, although in at least one case possessing photographs of the act actually attracts the same sentence as committing the act itself.
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The Vippers seem impressed by the offerings made by the British school system, in the form of these skirt-clad and uniformed schoolgirls. There is no clear consensus on which is superior; both are compared below.
Interesting to see knee socks worn by some of the UK contingent…
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