Melonpan “Made An Astolfo F*cking Machine”


Occasionally bewildering Swiss “otaku” and exhibitionist Melonpan has been disturbing the internet once again as he puts his newly obtained “Astolfo f*cking machine” to good use, which unsurprisingly utilizes alluring trap Astolfo of Fate/Apocrypha for a variety of lewd purposes.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 6, 2017 05:23

    I love who everyone is refusing to call him an otaku JUST because he actually does all the sick shit that everyone on here wishes they could afford to do. Him making goofy phallic videos doesn't... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 3, 2017 08:43

    Not gonna lie, I'd be the same way if I had the money. Better than just golfing all day.... More

Uber Otaku Melonpan Abandons Otaku Ways



Mega-otaku Melonpan, famed for his dakimakura fondling and dating a Nia dakimakura, appears to have some inner turmoil regarding his hobbies and has announced his separation from posters, figures, dakimakura, pantsu, moe and anything else that stands as proof of his once-proud otaku-ness.

Given Melonpan’s dubious status as one of the most identifiable foreign otaku in existence, his departure will surely be met with disappointment by many.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 6, 2016 16:08

    If it were an ex-christian it would throw away all it's religious dolls too.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 13, 2012 02:40

    B&E?... More

Ultimate Fancy Pantsu


Some genius of marketing has produced these very fancy pantsu, sure to please lovers of both elephants and thongs.

You can see them modeled below:

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  • Anonymous commented on February 6, 2010 02:39

    Every guy should buy a pair to wear for his girlfriend or wife.... More

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Dakimakura Raep Guide


Dakimakura expert Melonpan provides a practical guide to the proper use of a dakimakura, utilising his extensive harem of Sky Girls amongst others.

Those with lesser power levels will want to pay close attention…

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  • Anonymous commented on October 30, 2011 00:31

    this guy is sick... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 25, 2011 13:23

    goddamn, i know im damaged beyond repair socially/relationship wise but holy fucking shit i just literally (literally as in literally not figuratively) gagged when i saw that guy licking that pillow. i actually laughed at... More

Otaku Heaven: Mai Room


This is the room of Swiss uber-otaku Melonpan, of dakimakura waifu Nia fame. His dakimakura harem is rivaled only by his enormous collection of figures and manga, enough to put the most ronery of 2ch otaku to shame… Behold, “mai room”:

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  • Anonymous commented on November 30, 2017 21:06

    On-line advertising may also be crowded and aggressive. More

  • Anonymous commented on October 27, 2011 14:10

    I'd like to go there when I die if possible.... More


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