
What was once an April Fool’s joke in Square Enix’s eyes has now become a profitable marketing venture for their MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, which has been introduced to in-game marriages between love-struck male and female characters.
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Legendary developer Square Enix have announced a new game in their Theatrhythm franchise for the 3DS entitled “Theatrhythm: Dragon Quest”, a rhythm game set to the music of Dragon Quest’s many iterations – with the first game proving popular enough to warrant the development of a sequel, perhaps due to nostalgic charm.
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A new PV for the upcoming anime adaptation for Square Enix’s bullet frenzied Gunslinger Stratos arrives, seeming to bear as much airborne gun-slinging as its name implies – and sure to attract at least some interest with its mindless gun-blazing action.
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The recent “PlayStation Experience” keynote has revealed that there are plans to bring the critically acclaimed Final Fantasy VII to the PS4, albeit perhaps not in the form that the game’s legion of devoted fans desire.
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Top RPG-rehasher Square Enix have begun working on the “Final Fantasy Portal App” in an effort to keep fans up to date on all Final Fantasy developments – and also allowing players to enjoy Final Fantasy 8’s staple card game, Triple Triad.
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Final Fantasy legend Tetsuya Nomura has revealed that a collaboration game between Square Enix and virtual diva Hatsune Miku with his involvement may be underway.
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Long-time Final Fantasy fanatics have been venting their frustrations yet again with the release of the latest trailer for the former RPG franchise, which has showcased more of its action genre gameplay mechanics and intense real-time combat sequences – earning scorn from fans deeming it to be nothing like Final Fantasy.
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Police raids on Square Enix have been followed up by furious excoriation by SNK Playmore, condemning them for “major criminality,” “completely insincere conduct,” and “pernicious conduct” by way of explanation – and confirming that the company is so adamant that certain Square Enix executives should be arrested that it has targeted them individually with criminal charges.
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Police have raided the offices of Square Enix over a complaint by SNK that popular Square Enix published manga Highscore Girl infringed its copyrights by including characters from its various games without the proper blood oaths.
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Breaking news concerning the continuation of the Final Fantasy VII franchise has been unveiled – though fan hopes are likely to be insta-dashed with the words “free-to-play” and “smartphone” – in the form of “Final Fantasy VII G-Bike,” a remake of the famous motorcycle mini-game from Square Enix’s magnum opus RPG.
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Sony has announced it is dumping its entire 8.2% stake in Square Enix, although Sony maintains it is merely because it is strapped for cash and has nothing to do with Square Enix’s outstanding performance in recent years.
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Square Enix has explained why they think Final Fantasy XIV proved such a disaster and how they rescued it with A Realm Reborn – including the fascinating revelation that the game’s flowerpots had as many polygons as its player characters…
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