Yui: “Um, please make me your girlfriend!”
2ch has been envisaging the girls of K-On! transposed into a dating game…
Yui: “Um, please make me your girlfriend!”
2ch has been envisaging the girls of K-On! transposed into a dating game…
Haruhi may be a franchise on its last legs, but it doesn’t seem to stop otaku for paying top dollar for anything bearing a likeness of one or more of the SOS-dan.
The latest case is that of the Haruhi tissues, the essential accompaniment to any ronery activites…
A new dakimakura design for the ronery threatens to render all previous dakimakura obsolete: the new “Pokkera” design of dakimakura (the huggable pillow as opposed to the cover) incorporates a variety of new features, and more importantly one of the first covers is the charming and pantsu exposing Nono, of Yotsunoha, above.
You gotta tell me where, I haven't seen any... More
I don't know what the hell happened on the post before this Not as cheap as a normal dakimakura? I mean 100 dls for a freaking cover is not exactly cheap, besides I think the idea... More
A man who approached an online Q&A service asking how he might reign in his passionate love for a certain Pokémon, and perhaps turn it into mere platonic affection, has been roundly reassured that falling in love with fictional 2D animals is perfectly acceptable.
His query runs thus (he is careful to protect the identity of his Pokemon paramour throughout):
Tora no Ana, the well known purveyor of all things otaku, is advertising a revolutionary new method of using your dakimakura – instead of merely filling the cover with a pillow as is normally done, the new idea is “to join” with the moesome girl printed on the sheet by entering her innards for what is billed as “the ultimate dakimakura experience”.
Pictures of the intended use as demonstrated with the dakimakura included in this month’s Dengeki Moeoh are included below…
Ronery fans of hugely popular Evangelion heroine Ayanami Rei appear to have been snaffling up an unusual life-size figure version of her, despite its ¥430,000 price tag, and the fact that it has to be made to order.
well Rei Ayanami is a timeless character we love her cuz she is unique and interesting, not becouse she is a moeblob or new... More
paint it with water colors, then when they start smearing their faces on it's crotch the will have to explain, lol.... More
Dakimakura expert Melonpan provides a practical guide to the proper use of a dakimakura, utilising his extensive harem of Sky Girls amongst others.
Those with lesser power levels will want to pay close attention…
this guy is sick... More
goddamn, i know im damaged beyond repair socially/relationship wise but holy fucking shit i just literally (literally as in literally not figuratively) gagged when i saw that guy licking that pillow. i actually laughed at... More
The new dakimakura of Strike Witches’ Sanya V. Litvyak has just invaded otaku bedrooms in full force, with one fan apparently going so far as to assemble a complete family of three loli witch sisters.
Why three? “One to admire, one to keep, and one to use.” Enough said.
Certainly, the magnetically moe charm of the favorite Pantsu Witch is something to be feared…
Meh. I made some custom ones that look the same: http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii308/adadqgg/DakimakuraSanya.jpg 2-sides. Cost me $25 each brought back from China. NOT for sale (already sold to people I know). Print quality is great.... More
I saw this for $300 on Ebay. Are they fucking serious? How much do dakimakuras go for?... More
Otaku are being supported in their battle against what they see as the unfounded bias against relationships with 2D characters, exemplified by the glamourisation of relationships with real women visible in events such as Valentine’s Day, by a not unlikely ally: top doujinshi retailer Mandarake has devoted its flaghip Akiba store’s famed show window to an exhibition of all the best 2D wives an otaku could hope to collect.
The below chart is taken from a TV program which conducted a survey of commoner females, in order to discover which types of otaku paraphernalia they found most objectionable when visiting a man’s room; as you can see, any figure fans seem set to enjoy a lifetime of celibacy…
This is the room of Swiss uber-otaku Melonpan, of dakimakura waifu Nia fame. His dakimakura harem is rivaled only by his enormous collection of figures and manga, enough to put the most ronery of 2ch otaku to shame… Behold, “mai room”:
Poor Minorin; in the latest episode of tsundere anime Toradora the hyperactive genki-ko‘s room is revealed to be spartan enough to make a convict weep, with naught but a bed, boxes, carpet and wardrobe.
No TV, consoles, heater or even curtains lend humanity to this barren space, and in the midst of winter too…
xD... More
Don't you hate it when weeaboos try to seem like they have hard lives. How ungrateful. D:< Because clearly any genuine bum on the streets can afford to waste every waking moment viewing anime. :l... More