
The birthday of another radiant Love Live! idol has prompted the usual barrage of celebratory illustrations as the cute Kotori Minami is granted well wishes from the franchise’s legion of talented artists – with some perhaps taking advantage of the girl’s special day in hopes of amassing a greater audience.
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- Author: Rift
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Sep 9, 2015 14:58 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Danmachi, Dutch Wife, Hestia, Onanism, Otaku, Parody, Ronery

Tamatoys have once again paid tribute to the RPG anime Danmachi as the show’s beloved goddess Hestia receives an onahole entitled “Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Onaholes in a Dankon?”, which even comes equipped with her signature ribbon.
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Enjoy Toys have shown innovation with their latest stress-release tool “Wink Campus Box DX Hole“, which creatively takes advantage of the tantalizing if optimistic box art that accompanies most onaholes by allowing the device to be used from within the box itself – giving users a more “interactive” experience than ever before.
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Otaku Fausts can now unleash their pent-up sexual frustrations thanks to Tamatoys latest diabolical onahole “Succubus Lewd Mouth“, which offers to simulate an oral experience with a sultry succubus – something that its intended demographic would likely be unable to differentiate from a normal oral experience, or indeed any other, it would seem.
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Those with a penchant for women that like to participate in sweat-inducing sports may appreciate the intent of this new self-pleasure device created by ToysHeart entitled “Sports Musume Onahole“, a sex toy meant to simulate a sporty university girl and her passion for outdoor activities – something that users of this device likely have little experience with.
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No less than Cloud Strife of the legendary Final Fantasy VII has been given an abundance of birthday cheer by way of the usual barrage of congratulatory illustrations and the occasional cake, once again showing the level of respect that fans possess for the genre-defining if long back-burnered RPG.
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Tamatoys has capitalized on the absurd popularity of busty goddess Hestia of Danmachi by providing lonely otaku with the “T*ts God Hestia Oppai Toy“, a set of divine ‘pai meant to model the lovely girl’s treasured bosom.
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The “Sega” arcade located in Osaka has offered more than just the usual cavalcade of competitive games, as it also houses a “worship area” for devoted fans of the Love Live! franchise to dutifully bow down in awe of their beloved idols – a more convenient alternative to the Yamanote train line for those in Kansai.
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Love Live!’s massive legion of hardcore fans have once again celebrated the birthday of main protagonist and revered idol Honoka Kosaka, naturally bombarding social media outlet Twitter with a plethora of images and tributes to the energetic girl as proof of their devotion (if not creepiness – although art does at least seem to have taken the place of cake and toy shrines for much of the fesivities).
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Dedicated onanists will surely approve of this latest onahole parody from Feel, curiously named the “Ona-Colle Volume 1“, not so subtly parodying the ever popular Kantai Collection in name at least – though ultimately bearing little resemblance to any of the game’s anthropomorphic ship-girls.
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The immense popularity of Love Live’s glorious idols has once again seen to its legions of fans celebrating one of their birthdays, with the limitless bundle of energy that is Yazawa Nico receiving a plenitude of tributes in the form of illustrations, cake and massively endearing shrines – a level of dedication that only obsessed otaku can truly muster.
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Stress relief has arrived in the form of A-One’s “Love Twin Asumi“, an onahole that boasts of its exterior twin similarity even while appearing quite different on the “inside” – perhaps a rather coy marketing ploy to try and sell two products at once that would have otherwise struggled on their own.
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