The latest addition to the Nintendo DS’s ero-gaming pedigree, Konami’s “Love Plus”, has excited ronery fans with the promise of much stylus-on-virtual-flesh kissing and touching action.
You can see just what sort of action is entailed below:
The latest addition to the Nintendo DS’s ero-gaming pedigree, Konami’s “Love Plus”, has excited ronery fans with the promise of much stylus-on-virtual-flesh kissing and touching action.
You can see just what sort of action is entailed below:
A small tree planted inside the Kaiyodo Hobby store in Akihabara late last week attracted a good number of tanzaku (prayer cards) from the passing otaku customers.
The various wishes are almost entirely what one would expect given the usual clientele, including the words “My Bride” so often that Kaiyodo might have saved many pens if a pre-inked rubber stamp for those kanji had been provided.
fuck off bitches yui is mai waifu *grabs body pillow and gropes it* HAH!in ur sad faces yea that's right shes so into me. .ah life is so great. .i need a knife to sta..... More
She is definitely MINE. I call you to a duel now.... More
This survey of female anime fans, asking which anime character they would most like to wed, yielded some intriguing results.
Two surveys of who male and female anime fans would most like wed present some interesting, if at times predictable, results; the first covers who male fans would most like to have as wife.
No prizes will be awarded for guessing who the frontrunner for the anime wife list is…
This stimulating video displays the buxom Emi Kizaki from service-filled anime Kurogane no Linebarrels (or at least an oppai mousepad of her) being raeped by a stuffed animal of some sort.
Complete with added added sound effects, this video will do well as an instructional tool for those yet to learn the proper way to use an oppai mousepad.
These photos, circulated online for some time now, appear to show an otaku who is both somewhat older and significantly more devoted than most, quite possibly to the point of causing worry, although his extraordinarily high power level looks unassailable.
Could this become a common fate for otaku in future?
He's reached the coveted 'cute' stage. That's when nothing you do is called 'sick' any longer, because now it's 'cute'. Which is sort of sad, because it means you can leave your underage daughter with him, as... More
He's surely an emeritus professor of otaku surely yeah... More
Conceptual images of how K-ON!‘s moesome quartet would appear like on a likely future otaku marketing item, tissue boxes, have been prepared.
Considering the importance of paper tissues to the otaku market, and the production in April of the $200 Haruhi Tissues, we can safely assume that tissue boxes emblazoned with the girls’ likenesses are destined for the marketplace sometime in the future.
Fans of oppai merchandise will be interested in a new series of oppai pillows (makura) named MuneKyun☆Dakimakura (Chest-Tight☆Dakimakura) that will give a significantly greater tactile experience to the user compared to more typical smooth-surfaced dakimakura.
Maria Holic favourites Mariya Shidou and Shinouji Matsurika get even more dakimakura action in the form of these two suitably alluring pillow cases for the ronery.
No. Please go into detail. You mean with like a sword or something? Or do you mean up your ass? Please specify.... More
The one on the left probably is shizu because you can see breasts but the one on the right is obviously Mariya.... More
In the latest attempt to milk the otaku market, Japanese company C.S.T. Entertainment has created a site for matchmaking services, catering specifically to Otaku.
“OtakuMa” or “Otaku Match” is of course not used for dating like typical matchmaking sites, but rather for hardcore otaku to find friends (or rather, other otaku) with similar interests to themselves.
Otaku are briefly rejoicing, before acknowledging the futility of it all, with the news that Japanese women are quite accepting of their male partners having no sexual experience, with even hapless virgins welcome in their beds. Some even express a predatory interest in virgin men…
The results of the survey, and the thoughts of the ladies in detail:
the funny thing is, that probably even their females would be too alpha for him... More
Why? I'm a guy, and I consider my first time just as special as any girl's. This might be because I plan to be committed to whoever I have my first time with, though.... More
Otaku are displaying their usual suggestibility in response to schoolgirls with guitars anime K-On!, and have launched into a guitar buying frenzy.
The closest thing I could find, in the U.S., to this is this \/. Fender '60s Jazz Bass (Right handed, unfortunately, couldn't find a left handed model.) http://www.fender.com/products/search.php?partno=0131800306 http://www.guitarcenter.com/Fender--60s-Jazz-Bass-502778-i1473335.gc... More
Heritage Cherry Sunburst Les Paul is about $2300 USD so it's more expensive than the Fender version. Prefer an acoustic guitar any day!... More