
TamaToys has manufactured another parody onahole for lonely onanists to appreciate known as “Is The Order Omame?“, this time combining the kanmusu of Kantai Collection and the cuteness of Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? to form an onanism device sure to compete with the real thing, in the event any of its buyers are familiar with it.
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Erotic toy manufacturer A-One has developed yet another onahole parody known as the “High Sukesuke PxP Alice“, bearing a striking resemblance to a certain Highschool DxD girl and perfect for those wishing they could simulate a sexual encounter with such a seductive red-head.
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The mature and lovable Chino of Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? has received birthday wishes from her legions of followers, naturally causing them to construct the usual shrines adorned with illustrations and cake, but also offering tributes to her faithful Angora companion as well.
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The birthday arrival of K-ON’s beloved nekomimi guitarist Azunyan has still been met with an abundance of celebratory cheer even long after the anime’s end, with delicious cake and adorable illustrations being offered to the legendary girl, whether in hopes of the now ancient series seeing some sort of continuation or merely out of enduring B-type obsession…
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The undying reputation of Love Live’s infinitely lovable idols has been demonstrated once more, as the fabulous Rin Hoshizora‘s birthday has been met with the expected slew of celebratory illustrations and shrines adorned with cake, showing the obsessiveness of otaku for their idols is as strong as ever.
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Niigata-based design firm Muku have catered to the grotesque desires of otaku with a new product called the “Beautiful Girl T Bag“, a tea brew meant to emulate the “juices” of an anime girl – though which girl in question is still something they are looking to recruit partners for, and how the taste will differ from girl to girl is anyone’s guess.
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Some creamy confectioneries courtesy of anime cake-baker Anime Sugar have been made available for pre-order, sure to be the perfect accompaniment for bizarre birthday shrines or for eating alone on the cheery winter holiday.
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The otaku holy land of Akihabara has wished the lovely Eli Ayase of cute idol anime Love Live! a joyous birthday, although this probably has more to do with her immense marketing possibilities than actual joy at her anniversary.
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Nitroplus mascot Sonico has become the next fictional character to earn the celebratory accolades of obsessed anime fans, who have naturally sketched up several flattering illustrations to commemorate the occasion as well as to perhaps subtly show how much they desire a 2nd season of the Sonico animation…
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The lovely Madoka of popular magical puella anime Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica has been receiving a plethora of birthday wishes in the form of the usual art emblazoned shrines and appetizing cakes, truly demonstrating that the legendary franchise is far from forgotten.
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Another tool devoted to self-pleasure dubbed the “Virginal Bloom Onahole” has appeared, offering both enticing orifices in addition to being able to be used from within the box for an “enhanced” experience – although how “virginal” all this is seems open to doubt…
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Ero-anime Sei Yariman Gakuen Enkou Nikki has achieved an onahole in honor of its extreme perversion, meant to represent an encounter with “bitch JK Miho” – the “made in Japan” device also offering a 73-minute voice CD should the feel of warm silicone somehow not prove stimulating enough.
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