Kaori Matsumura “Given Semen-Stained Stuffed Animals”

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SKE48 idol Matsumura Kaori has unveiled some disturbing facts about the stuffed animal gifts she receives from fans, stating that she will beat the animals to destroy any potential cameras that may be hiding within them – while also mentioning that some of them come with “mysterious” white stains…

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  • Anonymous commented on August 18, 2017 17:13

    Dude you clearly don't know Kaori's fanbase. They are a bunch of masochists, whatever she's doing IS pleasure to them. She even organized ass-smacking evens where she smacks her fans' ass with a bat.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 18, 2017 17:12

    You're pretty wrong. The 48G exists as a platform for the media industry to headhunt new talent, without the need to spend money and nurture them. The nurturing is done entirely by the 48G. Those... More


Moromanko Sensei Parody Onahole “Y*mada E*f!”

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Ero-Manga Sensei’s streaking light novel author Yamada Elf has become the next adored 2D maiden to receive her own onahole parody, with the “Moromanko Sensei” attempting to recreate her fictitious vagina and bound to earn an abundance of purchases from both collectors and Ero-Manga Sensei fans alike.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 18, 2017 23:55

    looks like her hole are good... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 17, 2017 21:49

    So, in summary, think of the number of stars as the measure of loli-ness.... More


Tornado Rolling P***y “What Will They Think Up Next”

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Seemingly attempting to reel in buyers with strange ideas, this new onahole – the “Tornado Rolling P***y” – apparently combines a woman’s vagina with a tornado, which may in the very least secure purchases from those curious about the oddity.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 13, 2017 11:48

    Inspired by Junji Ito's Uzumaki!... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 12, 2017 21:52

    Should have at least advertised as "fuck a wind geni!" or "masturbate on an air djinn pussy!",... More


Reverse Virgin-Killing Sweater “Also Nude”

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The already out-of-fashion “virgin-killing sweater” has made a temporary comeback in the form of this lewd depiction, with the mysterious woman wearing the tantalizing outfit backwards whilst having nothing on underneath – an idea that many will agree to be the way the outfit was meant to be worn.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 12, 2017 18:34

    inspired by CollegeHumor's "problem with jeggings" series of skits???... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 12, 2017 14:23

    >pedobear... More


Guru Guru Love Slider “A Water Slide For Your D***”

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The slippery sensation of a water slide has apparently served as the inspiration of this loneliness alleviation tool called the “Guru Guru Love Slider“, as it supposedly simulates the sensation on the user’s genitals – which may be the least likely thing an individual would fantasize about whilst onanizing…

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  • Anonymous commented on August 11, 2017 02:20

    that thing looks like a penis...... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 10, 2017 22:46

    Great whats next? The bungie jump feeling for your dick?... More


Sweet Idol Festival Onahole “Sh*mamura U*uki!”

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The Sweet Idol Festival has offered intimate fans of the IdolMaster: Cinderella Girls series a way to better fantasize about a sexual encounter with one of its fictional idols, though some might be wishing an onahole based after one of the original IdolMaster girls existed…

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  • Kimberly Ann Possible commented on August 7, 2017 11:41

    Fully supported under the U.N. population control.110% effective in some countries.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 6, 2017 21:15

    it's dangerous to fap alone, take this!... More


Nakadashi Orgasm Honoka Mihara “Used Goods”

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Another AV actress in desperate need of cash has had her genital region reproduced in onahole form, this time with Honoka Mihara allowing lonely guys to satiate themselves with her probable likeness (most of her works involving a mosaic certainly making the matter of the ‘hole’s verisimilitude somewhat hard to verify however).

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  • Anonymous commented on August 5, 2017 22:16

    The photo shows them smearing it on the outside to make a mold of her labia. How are you sure they are going inside as well?... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 4, 2017 17:16

    Well first off the lady has to be f'd lose enough to pour plaster-like molding materials inside.. I mean if you havent seen videos of things that shouldnt be poured inside being poured inside.. I'm just... More


Pleasant Splash Girl “Squirting” Onahole

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A (possibly) new idea has been brought into the world of masturbation devices courtesy of the “Pleasant Splash Girl“, which comes equipped with an additional hole that can squirt fluids out when squeezed, allowing users to finally get that “shiofuki” experience without all the arm wrecking effort associated with a real woman.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 31, 2017 07:41

    who came up with:"you are my pussycat, you are only mine!" ?... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 31, 2017 07:40

    Here I thought it´s some Splatoon news...... More


Onahole Dropout “2 For 1”

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Tamatoys have given career onanists quite a deal in the form of the “Onahole Dropout” (an onahole parody based off the angel and devil comedy that is Gabriel Dropout) which offers buyers two random devices in one, perfect for those trying to save money on such demanding needs in addition to obsessed Gabriel Dropout fans.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 27, 2017 04:10

    Anyway, they can use special silicon or other thing and put in real idol pussy, to make a form for onahole! Some kind of sensor can probe every point of vagina to make a realistic... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 27, 2017 01:27

    That just sounds like camwhores to me. On a related note, when I read "career onanist" I immediately thought of Infernal Monkey. That guys makes a living writing entertaining reviews about them toys. http://infernalmonkey.com/... More


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Love Live’s energetic idol Nico Yazawa has forever stayed 17-years-old with the arrival of her birthday, naturally prompting more praise and worship from otaku who have yet to move onto a new 2D girl to fawn over.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 26, 2017 13:58

    I know how this person feels, I hate Haruhi suzumiya for the same reason, cept for the loli part.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 26, 2017 06:30

    Niico nico nueeeeee.... nueeeeee..... noouuueeeeeee....... More


Attack on Vagina Colossally Sexy

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Tama Toys have finally realized the gargantuan popular of Shingeki no Kyojin as they have released a special parody onahole called the “Attack on Vagina“, seemingly depicting the genital region of the anime’s Krista (Historia) though hardcore fans may have likely preferred either Mikasa or Annie instead…

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  • Anonymous commented on July 28, 2017 02:12

    Crista? Sweet! Relief inside looks weird... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 26, 2017 08:52

    Do want!... More


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Busty gravure idol Jun Amaki has demonstrated a clever use for the highly popular (and highly despised, by some) fidget spinner, with the fantastic woman unsurprisingly putting her colossal chest to good use and bound to have otaku swarming her social media in an attempt to fruitlessly make contact.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 22, 2017 04:12

    When I read Oppai spinner, I imagined the actual big soft tits spinning. Individually. The best titty fuck ever yet to be experienced by mankind.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 21, 2017 11:55

    Ah wrong person haha.... More


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