Gorgeous Gintama Cakes Up For Grabs

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A wide assortment of creamy cakes featuring the familiar faces of Gintama‘s many lovable characters are being offered by Bandai’s official online store, bound to increase not only the size of obsessive otaku collections but that of their frequently overweight bodies as well.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 6, 2016 08:42

    Way to prove your ignorance, AMERICA destroyed the nazis and WE THE PEOPLE gimped the germans, klan? way to reach back into the nineteenth -century. Twink! you scared of proud WHITE MEN who love AMERICA!?... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 6, 2016 07:24

    @anon 04:29 why is a stupid redneck nazi like you on a site like this? was your weekly ku klux klan meeting canceled? new american century my ass. ridiculous.... More


Doggy Style Onahole Quite The Handful

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Anime aficionados have another tantalizing item to add to their collections with the arrival of this specialized “doggy style” onahole, certain to accurately simulate the doggy style sex position – something that could only be properly critiqued by those who have copulated with a woman before, rendering it immune from criticism by its customer base.

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  • Manuel commented on December 5, 2016 20:33

    What's the girl's name, I like her.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 5, 2016 16:21

    Better to have more options.... More


Dragon Fantasia Onahole Parody Immensely Horny

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Another male “stress relief” toy has arrived to add yet more variety to the masturbation market, with this specific “Dragon Fantasia” onahole supposedly parodying the legendary Final Fantasy franchise – though the exquisite box art may prove as equally useful for those uninterested in the actual pleasure device.

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  • Manuel commented on December 3, 2016 22:06

    I want one please.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 3, 2016 10:54

    How is this parodying final fantasy?... More


Hibike E*phonium Kumiko Onahole Parody Sucks Hard

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Hibike Euphonium’s rather bland heroine Kumiko has become the subject of a sensuous onahole parody much like her beloved senpai, though instead offering the use of her pillowy euphonium-blowing lips to buyers – or at least those with a strong enough imagination.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 1, 2016 09:13

    Kumiko will suck Shuuichi dick in last episode.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 1, 2016 09:03

    Sucks hard.... not using blows instead...... More


Delightful French Braid Otome Ami Onahole

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A new self-pleasure device manufactured by Ride Japan has offered expert onanists yet another means of satisfying their needs with the “French Braid Otome Ami Onahole“, which caters to those who adore French braids – despite seeming to be a rather impossible trait to apply to an onahole.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 27, 2016 03:50

    I always wanted to have sex with hair.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 27, 2016 03:14

    Onaholes can't have french brai--well I'll be damned.... More


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IdolMaster’s large-breasted blonde Hoshii Miki has been showered with birthday praise by way of another barrage of charming illustrations, a tradition that will seemingly persist for eternity so long as there exist cute 2D girls that hopeless males are willing to worship.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 26, 2016 11:44

    Ah the NEW GIRL has a birthday! happy birthday idolm@ster new Girl.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 25, 2016 06:40

    I got her virginity. :3... More


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While already acquainted with the world of sexual health, the Sailor Moon franchise has this time been used to help spread the word on safe sex with these special Sailor Moon condoms, ranking as one of the more unusual anime tie-ups in recent years.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 27, 2016 05:35

    Mature sex-obsessed Usagi is the best.... More

  • kamehappo commented on November 24, 2016 08:36

    Me too.... More


Pop Life! Yukari Hozumi Onahole Boasts Megane Moe

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The Pop Life! onahole series has made another of its self-pleasure devices available to the western world, this time catering to another fetish with megane-wearing idol Yukari Hozumi, who comes with a signed plaque and electronic voice-box much like her other female idols-in-arms.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 22, 2016 02:34

    Still waiting for the onaholes that squeal and moan when you put it in. Should just like add a small censor that randomly plays a sound when it senses something passing over it. Key thing... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 22, 2016 00:58

    yes it does very much look like the art of kuuchuu yousai... More


Pop Life! Popura Namiki Onahole “Comes With Sexy Voices!”

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Ona-idol Popura Namiki has had her womanly parts recreated by way of an onahole from Premium HQ, certain to fulfill the fantasies of those who desire the intimate “clutch” of such a coveted woman (of the 2D variety at least).

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  • Manuel commented on November 16, 2016 22:25

    Looks good but how do this ones work?... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 16, 2016 09:54

    That's a whole new level of bowlegs.... More


Fellatio Simulator Onaholes Promise Dark Delights

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The latest onaholes are modeled on the presumed dark fellatio powers of magical maidens most malign, and have lots of interesting ridges to prove it.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 16, 2016 17:36

    RIDE DEKOBOKO mou mou onahole is the first one I got (found on amazon), probably the perfect size for a penis of 5.5 or so. Feels very soft and squishy, quite flexible, nice inner texture... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 15, 2016 21:13

    im sure you really mean trumps son when you jerk off... More


Anime Character Christmas Cakes Return

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Delicious cakes emblazoned with the faces of beloved anime characters have returned for another Christmas courtesy of cake store Anime Sugar, sure to brighten up any lonely holiday that will likely be spent in wizardly solitude by otaku buyers.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 14, 2016 22:01

    This counts as vore, right?... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 14, 2016 08:14

    That's a lot of cream, but not nearly as much as all the cream I'd want to pump inside Ivanka Trump.... More


Koinma Deru Deru Horn Onahole Bites Down Hard

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A cute demon girl has once again served as the focus of this sensational “Koinma Deru Deru Horn” onahole from Toy’s Love, boasting small “teeth” on the inside to elevate stimulation and possibly make the self-pleasure device a worthy purchase (or the object of nightmares).

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  • kamehappo commented on November 12, 2016 23:11

    Really? But it is only enough for lead pen! Are you some rodent or another small animal? Anon 11:22 is right.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 12, 2016 11:22

    I am a elite onahole enthusiast and I see one critical flaw. Without even looking inside to inspect the design and architecture, good vagina onaholes start out having naturally closed pussy lips to prevent... More


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