Namco: “No Perfect Tales of Vesperia Overseas!”

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Namco Bandai has consigned international fans of Tales of Vesperia to eternal beta tester status, saying it has no intention of releasing the PS3 version of the game in the US (and presumably in less important places too).

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  • Xero commented on December 16, 2011 00:15

    Well at least we'll be able to have this :http://www.talesofgraces.com/vesperia/: when it comes out... More

  • Xero commented on November 15, 2011 13:54

    http://talesofvesperia.net/ You could always wait for this to come out... More


Bayonetta PS3 Port’s Dire Loading Finally Patched

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Bayonetta’s pathetic PS3 port has become somewhat less pathetic with the news that Sega has decided to patch in HDD installation, three months after release, and after previously denying that it could fix load times, although the port will still be stuck with comparatively bad graphics.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 30, 2010 06:56

    Because when it's installed on a HDD you'll get a lot faster access times than on a DVD. This equals a better performing game without straining memory too much (having to load the items to... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 28, 2010 14:23

    Shitty games are fun.... More


The Worst Game of 2009, According to 2ch

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The  worst video game of 2009 has been all but decided, with 2ch’s 2009 “Kusoge of the Year” award being handed down to a title so buggy as to barely be playable, in fact possessing even more bugs than were present in the PC original.

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  • marcusaurelius commented on January 24, 2010 17:01

    oh holy shitt... More

  • Shanyy commented on January 21, 2010 09:30

    I can't put a word in Sengoku hime... I am completely floored by that Hitchike crap... Kay, that's a game for kids, but still the worst I've seen.... More


Sega: “We Won’t Fix Bayonetta on the PS3”

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The PS3 port of “multiplatform” witch fest Bayonetta has been decried as a travesty with long load times, inferior graphics and a host of other deficiencies, but the hopes of those awaiting a patch have been dashed with a flat denial from Sega.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 10, 2011 00:51

    I've been playing bayonetta on my ps3 for a couple days now, and after I installed the game data (which took for-fuckin-ever) there are barely any load times to deal with in-game, so stop your... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 31, 2010 02:45

    If you're stupid enough to buy a ps3 it's your own damn fault. I practically worshiped the ps2, and despised the xbox but now I have a 360. Yep, the ps3 is bad enough that I'm... More


Gaming Media Fawns Over “Flawless” Bayonetta

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Bayonetta has been praised to high heaven by gaming rags the world over, but it seems the atrocious nature of Sega’s PS3 port is something they are keen to avoid any mention of.

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  • OkamiFrenzy commented on January 2, 2010 14:01

    The combo system and the moves/weapons you get are really nice and the levels take you through several twists you would not expect in an action game to keep the gameplay interesting. Omg I love this... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 27, 2009 02:37

    Can't really trust metacritic there. We still don't know what their "algorithm" is, nevermind the very fact that it's an aggregate site. They put a 100 for 1up even though that site gave the game... More


Tales of Graces Total Beta Bug Fest

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Fans of Tales of Graces have been pained to discover the title has dozens of bugs, some severe enough to crash the console and other locking players out of various parts of the game; with the game being released on the Wii, which lacks any hard drive, the impact is doubly severe as no patches will be forthcoming.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 11, 2010 05:55

    Tales of graces features DLC costumes. Sure they can patch a few lines of code, this post makes no sense at all.... More

  • kajunbowser commented on December 30, 2009 07:24

    srsly, what do you expect in a beta version? Since I have some QA testing experience, I'm not surprised at this stage having a lot of bugs. Now, if it has more bugs than it... More


Final Fantasy XIII 360 Losing 15GB

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Analysis of the content of the Blu-ray disc housing Final Fantasy XIII on the PS3 suggests some unpleasant compromises may be in store for the Xbox 360 version, in spite of assurances to the contrary and what many suspect to be reductions in graphical quality on the PS3 version in order to keep both versions identical.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 20, 2014 15:06

    Do you shit outside your mouth or something!? No one cares for anything, just the ignorance.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 20, 2014 14:54

    Issues are a human factor, count yourself lucky if they ever disappear completely.... More


Tales of Graces Wii Beta Confirmed?

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Excessively diligent investigators maintain they have proven that the recently released Tales of Graces has a missing character, which is of course exactly what happened with the Xbox 360 beta version of Tales of Vesperia and its eventual perfect PS3 version.

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  • Zappa commented on July 28, 2010 21:09

    The Wii Beta is confirmed: http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/6448/togps3.jpg \o/... More

  • TNinja commented on December 21, 2009 05:28

    Devdan's awesome. Lancer in Tales games sounds awesome. (Never played enough Tales games to know about it)... More


Star Ocean 4 Xbox Beta After All!

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Star Ocean 4: The Last Hope International, the PS3 edition of Star Ocean 4, is apparently set to have additional characters in addition to the previously publicised enhancements, suggesting the Xbox 360 may have been a beta much as with Tales of Vesperia, a prospect sure to aggravate long suffering Xbox RPG fans.

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  • starsplash commented on September 10, 2010 22:49

    wheres ur source? No source, Shut the hell up and stop making dumb assumptions.... More

  • Kamigod commented on December 30, 2009 10:09

    sweeeet love the StarOcean series i was so close to buyin a 360 for this. but i aleady knew this was gonna happen SO4 on bluyay yay... More


Dream C Club on PlayStation: “We’d Like To!”

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The developers of hit hostess seduction simulator Dream C Club have expressed their desire to bring the game out on the PlayStation.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 19, 2009 06:32

    No. Where is the dedicated gpu and infinite bandwidth cheat?... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 13, 2009 14:03

    More DLC needed. Its like the old im@s catalogues all over again. Couldn't care less about any other platform long as they don't try and pull any exclusives like Vesperia.... More


Valve: “Xbox 360 Head & Shoulders Above PS3”

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Left 4 Dead developer Valve has condemned the PS3 and scotched any notion that the series will be appearing on the PS3, saying the Xbox 360 community is “head and shoulders above the PS3.”

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  • Anonymous commented on November 19, 2009 03:10

    A great deal of processing power.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 13, 2009 07:26

    I agree on FPS being for PC only. It totally sucks to play FPS on console. When it comes to the likes of Action-Adventure though, I prefer to play those on console.... More


Tales of Loli Panchira DLC Bleeds Lolicon Dry

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Namco’s  notorious business practices have been brought to the fore with the news that it is charging a shocking ¥300 each for the opportunity to view the Tales of Vesperia cast in upskirt fashion, with all 9 costing ¥2,700, practically the cost of a game…

However, Namco knows its marks well and it seems likely many will succumb; the panchira, such as it is, is visible below:

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  • Ero-Kurage commented on November 1, 2009 15:37

    Not that revealing, I thought they were swimsuits. But Namco really knows how to make $, like I have never heard of paying 450yen DLC to increase 10 Levels to all members of your party... More

  • Bronxdragon commented on October 31, 2009 13:23

    Meh.... More


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